Sex Insults
There are 67 sex insults and comebacks.
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I can't listen to you right now. I still have a headache from your mom screaming last night.155
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Yo mamma so fat and slutty, she sat down at Yellowstone, and the Earth began fapping.-140
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Your boyfriend hasn't gotten sick from eating your tuna every night?86
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You're so fat that when a person was having sex with you they rolled over twice, they were still on top of you!7
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I can't hear you with all that dick in your mouth.138
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Insult: You suck.
Comeback: And your Mom swallows, by the way I wish you were the load that she had swallowed.90 -
Insult: FUCK YOU!
Comeback: No thanks, I don't want herpes.172 -
You're just like a door knob, everyone's used you.153
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Your mom's so slutty, her pants have a droprate of 100%.92
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I would have been your dad but your dog beat me to it.150
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You're like a vacuum cleaner; you suck and blow.111
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300 million sperm cells, and you were the quickest?!100
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You fell from the top of the slut tree, and banged every guy on the way down.575
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Insult: You have no dick.
Comeback: Because you sucked it too hard.230 -
She spread a rumor about me?
Never mind, at least she spread something other than her legs.473 -
The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.-98
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Do up your flies, your brain's hanging out.-193
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Your dad should of had made a white spot in the sheets instead of a black spot in society!60
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Yo mamma's like a railroad, she gets laid all over the country.47
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Yo momma's so dirty, she brought crabs to the beach.-21