Sex Insults

There are 67 sex insults and comebacks.

  • I can't listen to you right now. I still have a headache from your mom screaming last night.
    155
  • Yo mamma so fat and slutty, she sat down at Yellowstone, and the Earth began fapping.
    -140
  • Your boyfriend hasn't gotten sick from eating your tuna every night?
    86
  • You're so fat that when a person was having sex with you they rolled over twice, they were still on top of you!
    7
  • I can't hear you with all that dick in your mouth.
    138
  • Insult: You suck.
    Comeback: And your Mom swallows, by the way I wish you were the load that she had swallowed.
    90
  • Insult: FUCK YOU!
    Comeback: No thanks, I don't want herpes.
    172
  • You're just like a door knob, everyone's used you.
    153
  • Your mom's so slutty, her pants have a droprate of 100%.
    92
  • I would have been your dad but your dog beat me to it.
    150
  • You're like a vacuum cleaner; you suck and blow.
    111
  • 300 million sperm cells, and you were the quickest?!
    100
  • You fell from the top of the slut tree, and banged every guy on the way down.
    575
  • Insult: You have no dick.
    Comeback: Because you sucked it too hard.
    230
  • She spread a rumor about me?
    Never mind, at least she spread something other than her legs.
    473
  • The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.
    -98
  • Do up your flies, your brain's hanging out.
    -193
  • Your dad should of had made a white spot in the sheets instead of a black spot in society!
    60
  • Yo mamma's like a railroad, she gets laid all over the country.
    47
  • Yo momma's so dirty, she brought crabs to the beach.
    -21