Rude Insults
There are 105 rude insults and comebacks.
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Last time I saw a face like yours, I wiped it clean after taking a shit.52
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Yo momma is like a sniper rifle; 10 cocks and she is loaded.122
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Yo momma's like a pool table, she accepts different colored balls.126
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You're just like a vacuum cleaner, you suck things up but you don't spit out.71
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It's not Christmas yet, you can take the elf ears off.30
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You're the dick you'll never have.216
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I would call you a cunt but you don't have the depth or the warmth.-5
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That's what happens to you when your pussy has been invaded more than Poland.200
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Yo momma's like a vacuum cleaner; she sucks, blows and gets laid in the closet.180
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You're just like a door knob, everyone's used you.153
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Your vagina's like a joint, it gets passed around and hit till you can't hit that shit anymore.160
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You're like a vacuum cleaner; you suck and blow.111
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If shit took a look at you it would say hi mom.262
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300 million sperm cells, and you were the quickest?!100
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You fell from the top of the slut tree, and banged every guy on the way down.575
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Insult: You have no dick.
Comeback: Because you sucked it too hard.230 -
She spread a rumor about me?
Never mind, at least she spread something other than her legs.473 -
The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.-99
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Yo momma's so ugly, she scared the shit out of the toilet.86
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Insult: You're stupid.
Comback: Just like your Dad when he thought he wouldn't need a condom.376