Rude Insults

There are 105 rude insults and comebacks.

  • Last time I saw a face like yours, I wiped it clean after taking a shit.
    52
  • Yo momma is like a sniper rifle; 10 cocks and she is loaded.
    122
  • Yo momma's like a pool table, she accepts different colored balls.
    126
  • You're just like a vacuum cleaner, you suck things up but you don't spit out.
    71
  • It's not Christmas yet, you can take the elf ears off.
    30
  • You're the dick you'll never have.
    216
  • I would call you a cunt but you don't have the depth or the warmth.
    -5
  • That's what happens to you when your pussy has been invaded more than Poland.
    200
  • Yo momma's like a vacuum cleaner; she sucks, blows and gets laid in the closet.
    180
  • You're just like a door knob, everyone's used you.
    153
  • Your vagina's like a joint, it gets passed around and hit till you can't hit that shit anymore.
    160
  • You're like a vacuum cleaner; you suck and blow.
    111
  • If shit took a look at you it would say hi mom.
    262
  • 300 million sperm cells, and you were the quickest?!
    100
  • You fell from the top of the slut tree, and banged every guy on the way down.
    575
  • Insult: You have no dick.
    Comeback: Because you sucked it too hard.
    230
  • She spread a rumor about me?
    Never mind, at least she spread something other than her legs.
    473
  • The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.
    -99
  • Yo momma's so ugly, she scared the shit out of the toilet.
    86
  • Insult: You're stupid.
    Comback: Just like your Dad when he thought he wouldn't need a condom.
    376