Rhyming Insults
There are 25 rhyming insults and comebacks.
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Poof be gone, your breath is too strong, I don't wanna be mean, but you need listerine, not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole friggin' bottle.1.3K
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Twinkle twinkle little star,
I want to hit you with my car,
Throw you off a cliff so high,
I hope you break your neck and die.2.9K -
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
When they gave out lives,
Where were you?871 -
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
PornHub is down,
Your mother's Facebook will do.711 -
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as your back?911
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Roses are red, violets are blue, in Spanish they say feo they must have named it after you.-732
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Glad you think I give a fuck but sorry, no such luck.362
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I'm the type of person to laugh at mistakes so sorry if I laugh at your face.1.2K
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Twinkle twinkle little slut,
You like dick inside your butt.866 -
Twinkle twinkle little whore, close your legs, they're not a door.1.4K
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Dimes are silver, pennies are brass, why does your face, look like your ass?658
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Roses are red,
violets are blue,
I can honestly say,
it sucks to be you.667
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Twinkle twinkle little snitch,
Mind your own business you nosy bitch.1.1K -
Roses are red, and bananas are yellow yo mama so fat she giggle like jellow.778
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Garbage is dumped,
And so are you.694 -
If I were a dog and you were a flower I'd lift my leg up and give you a shower.799
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Roses are red, monsters are green, look in the mirror, you'll see what I mean.782
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Don't feel sad, don't feel blue, Frankenstein was ugly too.214
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Twinkle Twinkle little slut,
Name a guy you haven't f*cked,
Was he skinny, was he tall,
Nevermind you did them all.1.7K -
Roses are red, shit is brown, shut the fuck up, and sit the fuck down.2K