Retard Insults

There are 129 retard insults and comebacks.

  • Zombies eat brains... you're safe.
    206
  • Did you change your mind? Your other one was clearly broken.
    79
  • You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo.
    297
  • It's a wonder how some people found their way out of the birth canal.
    -84
  • You're so dumb, you think Cheerios are doughnut seeds.
    101
  • I just stepped in something that was smarter than you, and it smelled better.
    76
  • It isn't that I'm not a people person, I'm just not a stupid people person.
    39
  • I'd call you a retard, but that would be insulting to retards.
    62
  • And what are YOU? The mascot for this country's mental retardation department?
    174
  • I'd try being nicer if you try being smarter.
    175
  • Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
    32
  • Don't let your mind wander; it's too little to be let out alone.
    44
  • You're so dumb, you think socialism means partying.
    -36
  • Don't like my sarcasm? Well, I don't like your stupid.
    18
  • You're so stupid, you flunked nap time in kindergarten.
    48
  • You are depriving some poor village of its idiot.
    13
  • Zombies are looking for brains. Don't worry. You're safe.
    95
  • If I ever needed a brain transplant I would pick yours because I want one that hasn't been used yet.
    111
  • The smartest thing that ever came out of your mouth was a penis.
    219
  • So a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.
    54