Retard Insults

There are 129 retard insults and comebacks.

  • Idiot Insults
    Zombies eat brains... you're safe.
    200
  • Idiot Insults
    Did you change your mind? Your other one was clearly broken.
    76
  • Idiot Insults
    You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo.
    294
  • Idiot Insults
    It's a wonder how some people found their way out of the birth canal.
    -82
  • Idiot Insults
    You're so dumb, you think Cheerios are doughnut seeds.
    100
  • Idiot Insults
    I just stepped in something that was smarter than you, and it smelled better.
    74
  • Idiot Insults
    It isn't that I'm not a people person, I'm just not a stupid people person.
    37
  • Idiot Insults
    I'd call you a retard, but that would be insulting to retards.
    59
  • Good Comebacks
    And what are YOU? The mascot for this country's mental retardation department?
    171
  • Good Comebacks
    I'd try being nicer if you try being smarter.
    174
  • Yo Momma Insults
    Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
    28
  • Idiot Insults
    Don't let your mind wander; it's too little to be let out alone.
    43
  • Idiot Insults
    You're so dumb, you think socialism means partying.
    -36
  • Good Comebacks
    Don't like my sarcasm? Well, I don't like your stupid.
    16
  • Idiot Insults
    You're so stupid, you flunked nap time in kindergarten.
    48
  • Idiot Insults
    You are depriving some poor village of its idiot.
    13
  • Idiot Insults
    Zombies are looking for brains. Don't worry. You're safe.
    92
  • Idiot Insults
    If I ever needed a brain transplant I would pick yours because I want one that hasn't been used yet.
    107
  • Rude Insults
    The smartest thing that ever came out of your mouth was a penis.
    217
  • Idiot Insults
    So a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.
    53