Relationship Insults
There are 29 relationship insults and comebacks.
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Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.232
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I wish our marriage certificate came with an expiry date.79
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Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?
One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.387 -
Bacon is bacon, eggs are eggs, don't let guys between your legs, they say you're cute, they say you're fine, nine months later they say not mine.1.2K
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Garbage is dumped,
And so are you.694 -
You're so ugly, the only dates you get are on a calendar.346
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Your girlfriend is so ugly she went to a dog show. And won.197
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I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!979
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I've had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel for you is the real thing.37