Pussy Insults

There are 14 pussy insults and comebacks.

  • 1
    Insult: You're a pussy.
    Comeback: Well, you are what you eat. Guess that makes you a dick.
    938
  • 2
    I knew pussies had lips, but I didn't know they could talk.
    410
  • 3
    You hear that? That's the sound of your balls not dropping.
    296
  • 4
    No offense, but you give away more pussy than an animal shelter.
    289
  • 5
    I'm not saying you're a slut, but your vagina has been used more than Google.
    273
  • 6
    You might as well wear a tampon on your head because if you're gonna act like a pussy you might as well look like one too.
    257
  • 7
    I'm not saying she's a whore, but she does give away more pussy than an animal shelter.
    221
  • 8
    That's what happens to you when your pussy has been invaded more than Poland.
    182
  • 9
    Insult: You're a PUSSY!
    Comeback: Well, you are what you eat.
    180
  • 10
    I'd hit you but on earth we don't hit little girls.
    146
  • 11
    Your vagina's like a joint, it gets passed around and hit till you can't hit that shit anymore.
    146
  • 12
    Let me know when you are coming back to get your balls out of my purse..
    19
  • 13
    You want me to call Hugh Hefner?
    Cause he loves pussies like you.
    -166
  • 14
    You're just mad because your Dad has a bigger pussy than you. And it's pinker.
    -233