Poor Insults

There are 30 poor insults and comebacks.

  • Yo momma is so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the road and I asked what she was doing she said she was moving house.
    3
  • Yo momma so poor she makes a hobo look rich.
    46
  • I don't mean to diss you, but I saw your Mum selling a Big Issue.
    -334
  • You're so poor, when you asked your Mom whats for dinner she opened her legs and said crabs.
    541
  • Yo momma's so poor, your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
    184
  • Yo momma's so poor, I saw her chasing the garbage truck with a shopping list.
    849
  • Your family is so poor, when you asked what was for dinner your mother held up her feet and said "corns!"
    23
  • You're so poor that when you go to McDonalds, you have to put the dollar meal on layaway!
    60
  • You're so poor that if you didn't have a hard on when Christmas came, you wouldn't have anything to play with.
    24