Penis Insults

There are 23 penis insults and comebacks.

  • You've got less meat in your pants than there is in a vegetarian restaurant.
    263
  • Insult: Suck my dick!
    Comeback: How can I? There's nothing there!
    384
  • Acting like a dick won't make yours any bigger.
    856
  • You tried to set your password as "Mypenis", but it came back with: "Error. Not long enough."
    530
  • Aww, what happened? Did you wish for a big dick and become one instead?
    360
  • I don't see any penises in the general vicinity... So I'm wondering why you keep opening your fucking mouth.
    777
  • I guess those penis enlargement pills are working - you're twice the dick you were yesterday!
    965
  • You should classify your dick as a choking hazard, because little children choke on small things
    356
  • Life is short and so is your penis.
    127
  • Your cock is so small, you could use it to floss teeth.
    40
  • I probably wear heels bigger than your dick.
    68
  • Look! You've grew a pube... Oh wait, that's just your dick.
    50
  • The smartest thing that ever came out of your mouth was a penis.
    211
  • Insult: Suck my dick!
    Response: Sorry, I don't suck small things.
    330
  • You're such a nerd that your penis probably plugs into a flash drive.
    172
  • Your dick is like a landmine; small, hidden, and explodes on contact.
    481
  • Do you need those glasses to see the size of your dick?
    481
  • He's got a Dick so big it's got it's own heart and lungs.
    -242
  • He's got a Dick like a turkey poking his head through a bush.
    -52
  • He's got a Dick like a baby's arm holding an orange.
    -161