Penis Insults

1 year ago
You've got less meat in your pants than there is in a vegetarian restaurant.
148
1 year ago
Insult: Suck my dick!
Comeback: How can I? There's nothing there!
217
2 years ago
Acting like a dick won't make yours any bigger.
604
2 years ago
You tried to set your password as "Mypenis", but it came back with: "Error. Not long enough."
369
2 years ago
Aww, what happened? Did you wish for a big dick and become one instead?
242
2 years ago
I don't see any penises in the general vicinity... So I'm wondering why you keep opening your fucking mouth.
620
2 years ago
I guess those penis enlargement pills are working - you're twice the dick you were yesterday!
738
2 years ago
You should classify your dick as a choking hazard, because little children choke on small things
291
2 years ago
Life is short and so is your penis.
90
3 years ago
Your cock is so small, you could use it to floss teeth.
30
3 years ago
I probably wear heels bigger than your dick.
51
3 years ago
Look! You've grew a pube... Oh wait, that's just your dick.
30
4 years ago
The smartest thing that ever came out of your mouth was a penis.
167
5 years ago
Insult: Suck my dick!
Response: Sorry, I don't suck small things.
314
6 years ago
You're such a nerd that your penis probably plugs into a flash drive.
163
6 years ago
Your dick is like a landmine; small, hidden, and explodes on contact.
418
6 years ago
Do you need those glasses to see the size of your dick?
426
6 years ago
He's got a Dick so big it's got it's own heart and lungs.
-146
6 years ago
He's got a Dick like a turkey poking his head through a bush.
-9
6 years ago
He's got a Dick like a baby's arm holding an orange.
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