Parent Insults
There are 47 parent insults and comebacks.
-
Yo momma's so fat she wears a blue dress, lays on the beach and people think shes a beached whale!59
-
Yo momma's so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 commercials.231
-
It ain't over till the fat lady sings. I'm sorry to bring your mother into this.429
-
You're just mad 'cause your mom has a bigger dick than you.3.2K
-
You're so poor, when you asked your Mom whats for dinner she opened her legs and said crabs.541
-
Yo momma's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a 12 pack of hot links11
-
Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.167
-
Yo momma's so fat she fell off of 8th avenue and landed on the 12th7
-
Yo momma's so stupid, she took a ruler with her to bed to see how long she slept.256
-
Yo momma's so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch.186
-
Yo momma's so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sits by everybody.-3
-
Yo momma's so poor, your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.184
-
Yo momma's so poor, I saw her chasing the garbage truck with a shopping list.849
-
Yo momma's so old, I told her to act her own age, and she died.377
-
Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!175
-
FOR THE LAST TIME! Your mother left here at 9 this morning... Leave me alone!57
-
Yo momma's so FAT32, she wouldn't be accepted by NTFS!-23
-
Yo mama is like Home Depot, 5 cents a screw.73
-
Yo Momma's so greasy, she renamed herself Wendy's!-1
-
Yo Momma so old her birth certificate said expired93