Obese Insults
There are 68 obese insults and comebacks.
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You're so fat, you sweat gravy.-25
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You're so fat, you stock up for hibernation.-58
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Damn! How long have you been pregnant?358
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Yo mamma's so fat when she went to the beach the all the whales jumped out and started singing "We are Family"79
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Your mamma so fat when she sat on Walmart all the prices dropped.307
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You're so fat, you've got more rolls than a bakery.312
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Yo Momma's so fat, she needs two husbands just to give her a hug.21
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Yo momma's so fat, her belt is the equator.56
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Yo momma's so fat, she needs two tickets to be able to ride the roller coaster.73
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Yo momma's so fat she wears a blue dress, lays on the beach and people think shes a beached whale!59
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Yo momma's so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 commercials.231
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It ain't over till the fat lady sings. I'm sorry to bring your mother into this.429
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You're so fat, your blood type is Ragu.76
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Your ass is so fat, your asshole is mistaken for the blackhole.456
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At least when I do a handstand my stomach doesn't hit me in the face.1.5K
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Yo momma's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a 12 pack of hot links11
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Yo momma's so fat she fell off of 8th avenue and landed on the 12th7
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Yo momma's so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sits by everybody.-3
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I wonder how many children are in that stomach.156
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You're so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for your liposuction!81