Obese Insults

There are 68 obese insults and comebacks.

  • You're so fat, you sweat gravy.
    -25
  • You're so fat, you stock up for hibernation.
    -58
  • Damn! How long have you been pregnant?
    358
  • Yo mamma's so fat when she went to the beach the all the whales jumped out and started singing "We are Family"
    79
  • Your mamma so fat when she sat on Walmart all the prices dropped.
    307
  • You're so fat, you've got more rolls than a bakery.
    312
  • Yo Momma's so fat, she needs two husbands just to give her a hug.
    21
  • Yo momma's so fat, her belt is the equator.
    56
  • Yo momma's so fat, she needs two tickets to be able to ride the roller coaster.
    73
  • Yo momma's so fat she wears a blue dress, lays on the beach and people think shes a beached whale!
    59
  • Yo momma's so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 commercials.
    231
  • It ain't over till the fat lady sings. I'm sorry to bring your mother into this.
    429
  • You're so fat, your blood type is Ragu.
    76
  • Your ass is so fat, your asshole is mistaken for the blackhole.
    456
  • At least when I do a handstand my stomach doesn't hit me in the face.
    1.5K
  • Yo momma's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a 12 pack of hot links
    11
  • Yo momma's so fat she fell off of 8th avenue and landed on the 12th
    7
  • Yo momma's so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sits by everybody.
    -3
  • I wonder how many children are in that stomach.
    156
  • You're so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for your liposuction!
    81