Nerd Insults

There are 32 nerd insults and comebacks.

  • Your IQ involves the square root of -1.
    160
  • You're not optimized for life are you?
    22
  • You know you're a bad gamer when invincibility only increases your survivability by 1/2.
    -18
  • You know you're a bad gamer when you're able to run out of infinite lives.
    174
  • You know you're a bad gamer when you still miss with an aimbot.
    78
  • The only game you can play is the one I just made you lose.
    33
  • Yo momma's so FAT32, she wouldn't be accepted by NTFS!
    -23
  • You're not important - you're just an NPC!
    2
  • You're so stupid, you think the web is made by spiders.
    4
  • You are so computer illiterate, you shake your laptop to get the cookies out
    117
  • Wow, you're so slow, is your ping at 999?
    -22
  • I'm polymerized tree sap, you're an inorganic adhesive. Any verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off me, returns to it's original trajectory and adheres to you.
    91