Nasty Insults
There are 64 nasty insults and comebacks.
- 1Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.3.8K
- 2You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.2.7K
- 3Have you been shopping lately? They are selling lives at the mall - you should get one.2.4K
- 4Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.2K
- 5Insult: You Failed! Comeback: Yeah, so did your mom's abortion. :)1.6K
- 6Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, but what the hell happened to you!?1.4K
- 7Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the 3rd ones for you.1.3K
- 8Why don't you slip into something more comfortable... like a coma.1.3K
- 9I don't exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it.1.1K
- 10If I wanted a bitch, I would have bought a DOG!!1.1K
- 11God made mountains, God made trees, God made you but we all make mistakes.911
- 12I had a nightmare. I dreamt I was you.813
- 13How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?697
- 14I'm gonna get you a condom. That way you can have protection when you go fuck yourself.583
- 15I'd like to kick you in the teeth, but why should I improve your looks?549
- 16The last time I saw a face like yours I fed it a banana.538
- 17How many times do I have to flush to get rid of you?518
- 18Sorry, I can't think of an insult stupid enough for you.464
- 19You could make a fortune helping people loose weight; one look at you and they loose their appetite!429
- 20I'm sorry, I don't talk to animals406