Nasty Insults

There are 64 nasty insults and comebacks.

  • Ugly Insults
    Mirrors don't talk. Lucky for you they don't laugh either.
    337
  • Mean Insults
    I had a nightmare. I dreamt I was you.
    813
  • Idiot Insults
    Don't let your mind wander. It's way to small to be outside by itself!
    147
  • Ugly Insults
    Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, but what the hell happened to you!?
    1.4K
  • Good Comebacks
    Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.
    3.8K
  • Mean Insults
    You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
    2.7K
  • Rude Insults
    Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.
    2K
  • Idiot Insults
    You're proof that evolution can go in reverse.
    369
  • Ugly Insults
    You're so ugly, you have a face not even a dog would lick.
    60
  • Mean Insults
    Save the planet! Kill yourself!
    94
  • Good Comebacks
    My other ride is your mom.
    63
  • Good Comebacks
    If I wanted a bitch, I would have bought a DOG!!
    1.1K
  • Good Comebacks
    Have you been shopping lately? They are selling lives at the mall - you should get one.
    2.4K
  • Mean Insults
    You'd make a lovely corpse!
    64
  • Ugly Insults
    You could make a fortune helping people loose weight; one look at you and they loose their appetite!
    430
  • Family Insults
    I bet your mother has a loud bark!
    17
  • Casual Insults
    How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
    697
  • Idiot Insults
    Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?
    173
  • Relationship Insults
    I'll hit you so hard your wife will fall!
    -193
  • Mean Insults
    Why don't you slip into something more comfortable... like a coma.
    1.3K