Mother Insults

There are 204 mother insults and comebacks.

  • I bet your mother has a loud bark.
    -74
  • Yo momma's so dumb, she says yo momma jokes to her own children.
    127
  • Yo momma's like the Eiffel Tower; she's so big that all of France has seen her and half of Europe has been up her!
    -16
  • If you ever wonder how mistakes are made you should go ask your mother. She knows all about it, she's got you to prove.
    217
  • Yo momma's so ugly, she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
    51
  • Yo momma's so fat, when she goes inside an elevator, the only direction is always down.
    43
  • I heard your mom got fired from her job at the sperm bank - the boss caught her drinking on the job.
    195
  • Yo momma's so fat, we took a picture together last Christmas and it's still printing.
    80
  • I am straighter than the pole your Mom danced on in front of me last night.
    -39
  • Yo momma's so dumb that she tried to to drown a fish.
    76
  • Yo mamma's so fat, the Army uses her underwear as parachutes.
    74
  • Yo momma's so dumb, she stuck a quarter in a parking meter and asked, "Where's my gumball?"
    48
  • Yo momma's so fat, she sat on an iPhone and made the iPad.
    65
  • Yo momma's so poor, I stepped on a cigarette and she said "who turned off the heater?"
    0
  • Your mother was arrested for littering every time she dropped you off at school.
    328
  • Yo momma is like a sniper rifle; 10 cocks and she is loaded.
    122
  • Insult: You're gay.
    Comeback : Bitch, I'm straighter than the pole your mother danced on last night.
    464
  • Yo momma's like a pool table, she accepts different colored balls.
    126
  • Yo momma is like a mosquito; you have to slap here to stop sucking.
    94
  • Yo momma's like a coke machine, a dollar a pop.
    -57