Mother Insults
There are 204 mother insults and comebacks.
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I bet your mother has a loud bark.-74
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Yo momma's so dumb, she says yo momma jokes to her own children.127
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Yo momma's like the Eiffel Tower; she's so big that all of France has seen her and half of Europe has been up her!-16
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If you ever wonder how mistakes are made you should go ask your mother. She knows all about it, she's got you to prove.217
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Yo momma's so ugly, she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.51
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Yo momma's so fat, when she goes inside an elevator, the only direction is always down.43
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I heard your mom got fired from her job at the sperm bank - the boss caught her drinking on the job.195
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Yo momma's so fat, we took a picture together last Christmas and it's still printing.80
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I am straighter than the pole your Mom danced on in front of me last night.-39
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Yo momma's so dumb that she tried to to drown a fish.76
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Yo mamma's so fat, the Army uses her underwear as parachutes.74
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Yo momma's so dumb, she stuck a quarter in a parking meter and asked, "Where's my gumball?"48
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Yo momma's so fat, she sat on an iPhone and made the iPad.65
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Yo momma's so poor, I stepped on a cigarette and she said "who turned off the heater?"0
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Your mother was arrested for littering every time she dropped you off at school.328
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Yo momma is like a sniper rifle; 10 cocks and she is loaded.122
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Insult: You're gay.
Comeback : Bitch, I'm straighter than the pole your mother danced on last night.464 -
Yo momma's like a pool table, she accepts different colored balls.126
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Yo momma is like a mosquito; you have to slap here to stop sucking.94
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Yo momma's like a coke machine, a dollar a pop.-57