Money Insults
There are 32 money insults and comebacks.
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You're so poor, your version of cable TV is to go outside, watch the police and call it "Cops."44
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Yo momma won't have to spend a penny on a tampon.
She already uses your Dad's dick.-14 -
Yo momma is so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the road and I asked what she was doing she said she was moving house.3
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Yo momma so poor she makes a hobo look rich.46
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I don't mean to diss you, but I saw your Mum selling a Big Issue.-333
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You're so poor, when you asked your Mom whats for dinner she opened her legs and said crabs.541
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Yo momma's so poor, your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.184
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Yo momma's so poor, I saw her chasing the garbage truck with a shopping list.849
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Your family is so poor, when you asked what was for dinner your mother held up her feet and said "corns!"23
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Yo Momma's so fat when she sat on 4 quarters she made a dollar!31
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You're so poor that when you go to McDonalds, you have to put the dollar meal on layaway!60
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You're so poor that if you didn't have a hard on when Christmas came, you wouldn't have anything to play with.24