Lonely Insults

There are 5 lonely insults and comebacks.

  • 1
    Have you been shopping lately? They are selling lives at the mall - you should get one.
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  • 2
    Every time I'm next to you, I get a fierce desire to be alone.
    829
  • 3
    I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
    643
  • 4
    Better at sex than anyone; now all he needs is a partner.
    212
  • 5
    If you're sad about being alone on Valentine's Day, just remember.. Nobody loves you on the other days of the year either.
    151