Hair Insults

There are 26 hair insults and comebacks.

  • Girl Insults
    1
    Fake nails, fake hair, fake smile. Bitch, are you sure you weren't made in China?
    640
  • Ginger Insults
    2
    At least ginger kids have something to look forward to in later life. Like going grey.
    474
  • Ginger Insults
    3
    What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? Bricks can get laid.
    450
  • Mean Insults
    4
    Oh I love what you've done with your hair! How did you get it to stick out of your nostrils like that?
    418
  • Bald Insults
    5
    You're so bald, that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.
    324
  • Bald Insults
    6
    You're so bald, you look like a corn dog with eyebrows.
    292
  • Bald Insults
    7
    You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.
    285
  • Bald Insults
    8
    You look like a dildo. If I paint you pink and shove batteries up your ass will you vibrate?
    280
  • Ugly Insults
    9
    Your hairstyle is so ugly, my cat has coughed up better looking ones.
    233
  • Bald Insults
    10
    You're so bald, I can see whats on your mind.
    192
  • Ginger Insults
    11
    What does a shoe have that a ginger doesn't? A sole.
    186
  • Ginger Insults
    12
    Oi ginger get back in the biscuit tin.
    148
  • Bald Insults
    13
    Do you do that with your hair everyday?
    92
  • Yo Momma Insults
    14
    Yo momma so hairy, the only language she speaks is wookiee.
    -23
  • Ginger Insults
    15
    Where's the baker, cause there's a loose gingerbread man.
    -37
  • Bald Insults
    16
    You're so bald, I can see my reflection.
    -136
  • Ginger Insults
    17
    Oh no, a ginger! RED ALERT!!!
    -140
  • Ginger Insults
    18
    A gingers favourite picture... Black and white
    -142
  • Bald Insults
    19
    You're so bald and ugly, the hair on top of your head is getting scared and running away.
    -151
  • Ginger Insults
    20
    Being ginger is like silver X-box live you get around and talk but you never gets invited to parties.
    -175