Hair Insults

There are 26 hair insults and comebacks.

  • Yo momma so hairy, the only language she speaks is wookiee.
    -23
  • Oi ginger get back in the biscuit tin.
    148
  • You're so bald, that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.
    324
  • Your hairstyle is so ugly, my cat has coughed up better looking ones.
    233
  • Do you do that with your hair everyday?
    92
  • At least ginger kids have something to look forward to in later life. Like going grey.
    474