Good Insults
There are 154 good insults and comebacks.
- 1I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.4K
- 2You should wear a condom on your head because if you're gonna act like a dick you might as well dress like one!3K
- 3You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.2.7K
- 4Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.2K
- 5Insult: YOU SUCK! Comeback: AND YOU SWALLOW!1.6K
- 6You're the reason God created the middle finger.1.4K
- 7Yo momma's so fat, she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.1.3K
- 8Insult: FAIL!
Comeback: Nobody asked for your life story.1.2K - 9I'm the type of person to laugh at mistakes so sorry if I laugh at your face.1.2K
- 10By the way, the zoo called, the baboons want their butts back, so you'll have to find a new face.1.1K
- 11Roses are red, violets are blue, faces like yours belong in a zoo, don't worry I will be there too, not in a cage but laughing at you!939
- 12Insult: You're jealous!
Comeback: Yes, I'm jealous of people who don't know you.920
- 13Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as your back?913
- 14God made mountains, God made trees, God made you but we all make mistakes.911
- 15You're so fat you get clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-god-it's-coming-towards-us!911
- 16God made coke, God made pepsi, God made me, oh so sexy, God made rivers, God made lakes, God made you,... well we all make mistakes.905
- 17If I would like to hear from an asshole, I'd fart!900
- 18I don't see any penises in the general vicinity... So I'm wondering why you keep opening your fucking mouth.895
- 19Every time I'm next to you, I get a fierce desire to be alone.833
- 20You're so ugly, when you were born your mom said "What a treasure" and your dad said "Yea lets go bury it"!798