Good Insults

There are 154 good insults and comebacks.

  • I would call you a cunt but you don't have the depth or the warmth.
    -5
  • Yo momma's so ugly, she walked in the bathroom and scared the shit out of the toilet.
    102
  • Yo momma's like a penny; two faced and worthless.
    83
  • Yo momma's so fat, when she sat on her iPod, she made it an iPad.
    42
  • Yo momma's so fat, I took a picture of her last christmas and it's still printing.
    93
  • If you ran as much as your mouth did, you'd be in good shape
    248
  • Your boyfriend hasn't gotten sick from eating your tuna every night?
    86
  • Want some lip stick? I think you will need it when you kiss my ass.
    165
  • Your family tree must be a cactus because you're all pricks.
    324
  • If you're talking about me behind my back, that just means my life is obviously more interesting than yours.
    287
  • Big girls don't cry? Yes they do. They cry because they're fat, can't get a boyfriend and cry because there's no trifle left.
    -231
  • You're so ugly, when your Mum dropped you off at school, she got done for littering!
    87
  • You're so fat that when a person was having sex with you they rolled over twice, they were still on top of you!
    7
  • I'd slap you but shit splatters.
    177
  • Marriage is like a phone call in the middle of the night; first the ring, THEN you wake up.
    47
  • Insult: You suck.
    Comeback: And your Mom swallows, by the way I wish you were the load that she had swallowed.
    90
  • Person: I'm straight.
    You: Straight as a circle!
    62
  • If you ever tax your brain, don't charge more than a penny.
    33
  • Yo momma's mouth is so big, she speaks in surround sound.
    -11
  • You remind me of an unflushed toilet, so full of shit.
    265