Good Insults
There are 154 good insults and comebacks.
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I would call you a cunt but you don't have the depth or the warmth.-5
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Yo momma's so ugly, she walked in the bathroom and scared the shit out of the toilet.102
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Yo momma's like a penny; two faced and worthless.83
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Yo momma's so fat, when she sat on her iPod, she made it an iPad.42
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Yo momma's so fat, I took a picture of her last christmas and it's still printing.93
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If you ran as much as your mouth did, you'd be in good shape248
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Your boyfriend hasn't gotten sick from eating your tuna every night?86
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Want some lip stick? I think you will need it when you kiss my ass.165
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Your family tree must be a cactus because you're all pricks.324
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If you're talking about me behind my back, that just means my life is obviously more interesting than yours.287
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Big girls don't cry? Yes they do. They cry because they're fat, can't get a boyfriend and cry because there's no trifle left.-231
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You're so ugly, when your Mum dropped you off at school, she got done for littering!87
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You're so fat that when a person was having sex with you they rolled over twice, they were still on top of you!7
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I'd slap you but shit splatters.177
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Marriage is like a phone call in the middle of the night; first the ring, THEN you wake up.47
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Insult: You suck.
Comeback: And your Mom swallows, by the way I wish you were the load that she had swallowed.90 -
Person: I'm straight.
You: Straight as a circle!62 -
If you ever tax your brain, don't charge more than a penny.33
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Yo momma's mouth is so big, she speaks in surround sound.-11
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You remind me of an unflushed toilet, so full of shit.265