Geek Insults
There are 24 geek insults and comebacks.
- 1Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. They forgot to mention morons.302
- 2You're so stupid, that you put a condom in your computer so it wouldn't catch a virus.274
- 3You're such a nerd that your penis probably plugs into a flash drive.197
- 4You know you're a bad gamer when you're able to run out of infinite lives.174
- 5Your IQ involves the square root of -1.160
- 6Lets fight! Oh, and no using your pokemon.150
- 7You are so computer illiterate, you shake your laptop to get the cookies out117
- 8Your mom's so slutty, her pants have a droprate of 100%.92
- 9I'm polymerized tree sap, you're an inorganic adhesive. Any verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off me, returns to it's original trajectory and adheres to you.91
- 10You know you're a bad gamer when you still miss with an aimbot.78
- 11This is the government's plan to see if monkeys can type, and I have to say: they successfully accomplished that.60
- 12I've fought Mudcrabs more fearsome than you!55
- 13If I write a recommendation for you, the reader would think it's a detailed case study of neurodegenrative disorders.50
- 14There are millions of particles in the universe that we can observe, your mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.40
- 15The only game you can play is the one I just made you lose.33
- 16You're not optimized for life are you?22
- 17Yo momma's so fat, I'd need two Pokeflutes to wake her ass.20
- 18You're so stupid, you think the web is made by spiders.4
- 19You're not important - you're just an NPC!2
- 20You know you're a bad gamer when invincibility only increases your survivability by 1/2.-18