Funny Insults
There are 190 funny insults and comebacks.
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Roses are red, monsters are green, look in the mirror, you'll see what I mean.782
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So a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.82
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Save your breath, you'll need it to blow up your date!81
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She's stroked more wood than a Furniture Polisher.61
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If I were a bird, you'd be the first person I'd shit on.139
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You've got more dick in your personality than you have in your pants.452
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I heard that you were a lady-killer. They take one look at you and die of shock.33
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Your breath stinks. Did you eat your period?-142
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Your mother was arrested for littering every time she dropped you off at school.328
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Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement.357
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Somebody call animal control! There's a stray bitch running around!181
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If you were any more of a dick, gay guys would be trying to suck your forehead.241
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The best part of you ran down your fathers left leg.-63
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I may be drunk, but you are ugly, and tomorrow I will be sober.-103
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You're so skinny that you use Chapstick as deodorant.224
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Yo momma's so fat, when she sat on her iPod, she made it an iPad.42
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Yo momma's so fat, she left the house with high heels and when she came back she was on flip flops.39
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Your family tree must be a cactus because you're all pricks.324
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Big girls don't cry? Yes they do. They cry because they're fat, can't get a boyfriend and cry because there's no trifle left.-228
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You're so fat that when a person was having sex with you they rolled over twice, they were still on top of you!7