Freak Insults

There are 81 freak insults and comebacks.

  • Good Comebacks
    Is that your head or did your neck throw-up?
    225
  • Mean Insults
    You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
    2.7K
  • Rude Insults
    Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.
    2K
  • Idiot Insults
    You're proof that evolution can go in reverse.
    369
  • Good Comebacks
    I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
    648
  • Rude Insults
    You're the reason God created the middle finger.
    1.4K
  • Mean Insults
    THE EARTH IS FULL GO HOME.
    779
  • Ugly Insults
    By the way, the zoo called, the baboons want their butts back, so you'll have to find a new face.
    1.1K
  • Good Comebacks
    Have you been shopping lately? They are selling lives at the mall - you should get one.
    2.4K
  • Ugly Insults
    You're a good example of why some animals eat their young.
    502
  • Good Comebacks
    Every time I'm next to you, I get a fierce desire to be alone.
    833
  • Ugly Insults
    You're so ugly, when you were born your mom said "What a treasure" and your dad said "Yea lets go bury it"!
    798
  • Ugly Insults
    You could make a fortune helping people loose weight; one look at you and they loose their appetite!
    430
  • Casual Insults
    How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
    697
  • Idiot Insults
    Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?
    173
  • Good Comebacks
    You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.
    624
  • Rude Insults
    Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.
    571
  • Rude Insults
    I thought of you all day today when I was at the zoo.
    176
  • Mean Insults
    You must have a low opinion of people if you think they're your equals.
    165
  • Mean Insults
    Is your name Dan Druff? You get into people's hair.
    -55