Face Insults

There are 73 face insults and comebacks.

  • I might be scared of your face, but not you.
    56
  • If ugly were a crime, you'd get a life sentence.
    115
  • You have such a striking face. Tell me, how many times were you struck?
    46
  • You're so fake, you make Barbie Dolls look real!
    205
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, in Spanish they say feo they must have named it after you.
    -732
  • Yo momma's so ugly, the tornado went around her.
    30
  • Forget the ugly stick! You must have been born in the ugly forest!
    -64
  • I heard you went to a freak show and got in free!
    67
  • If Moses had seen your face, there would have been another commandment.
    89
  • Yo momma's so ugly, she scared the shit out of the toilet.
    86
  • (Freckles Insult) I won't bother drawing you; I might get carried away and start playing dot to dot.
    136
  • Why did the chicken cross the road?
    To get away from you, you UGLY FUCK.
    154
  • You're so ugly, yo momma had to feed you with a slingshot.
    -10
  • You should put a diaper on your face because that's where all the shit is coming out of.
    385
  • There's only one trouble with your face - it shows!
    86
  • Your face could turn Medusa to stone.
    167
  • Your face can shrivel a man like a 3 hour bath.
    81
  • If I'm ugly, we must be twins.
    484
  • I would say you look like a monkey but that would insult them.
    72
  • Yo momma so ugly she made a blind kid cry.
    126