Face Insults
There are 73 face insults and comebacks.
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I might be scared of your face, but not you.56
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If ugly were a crime, you'd get a life sentence.115
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You have such a striking face. Tell me, how many times were you struck?46
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You're so fake, you make Barbie Dolls look real!205
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Roses are red, violets are blue, in Spanish they say feo they must have named it after you.-732
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Yo momma's so ugly, the tornado went around her.30
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Forget the ugly stick! You must have been born in the ugly forest!-64
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I heard you went to a freak show and got in free!67
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If Moses had seen your face, there would have been another commandment.89
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Yo momma's so ugly, she scared the shit out of the toilet.86
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(Freckles Insult) I won't bother drawing you; I might get carried away and start playing dot to dot.136
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get away from you, you UGLY FUCK.154
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You're so ugly, yo momma had to feed you with a slingshot.-10
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You should put a diaper on your face because that's where all the shit is coming out of.385
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There's only one trouble with your face - it shows!86
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Your face could turn Medusa to stone.167
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Your face can shrivel a man like a 3 hour bath.81
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If I'm ugly, we must be twins.484
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I would say you look like a monkey but that would insult them.72
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Yo momma so ugly she made a blind kid cry.126