Face Insults
There are 73 face insults and comebacks.
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Nice tan! What's your race? Carrot?127
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Having a tan is attractive. Having skin sponsored by Doritos isn't.174
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Don't feel bad, don't feel blue, Frankenstein was ugly too!554
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Honey, your makeup looks like you got gang-banged by Crayola!195
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I'm not saying that I hate you, it's just when your mouth opens, I get an overwhelming urge wanting to rearrange your face with a shovel.265
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You know that thing above your neck? Yeah, you might want to trade it for a face.-15
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Dimes are silver, pennies are brass, why does your face, look like your ass?658
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Don't feel sad, don't feel blue, Frankenstein was ugly too.214
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If I gave a shit, it would be on your face.126
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What's that ugly thing growing out of your neck?! Oh, it's your head!41
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Roses are red, monsters are green, look in the mirror, you'll see what I mean.782
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Butt and ugly decided to have a kid. Guess what? You're the result.66
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Is that your face or is today Halloween?62
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You're so ugly, you give Freddy Krueger nightmares!23
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Last time I saw a face like yours, I wiped it clean after taking a shit.51
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Is that your nose or did a bus park on your face?-22
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You're so ugly, when people see you lying wounded on the ground they take you to the animal doctor.-6
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It's not Christmas yet, you can take the elf ears off.30
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Insult: You ruined it.
Comeback: Your ass ruined where your face was supposed to go.96 -
Yo momma's so ugly, she walked in the bathroom and scared the shit out of the toilet.102