Face Insults

There are 73 face insults and comebacks.

  • Nice tan! What's your race? Carrot?
    127
  • Having a tan is attractive. Having skin sponsored by Doritos isn't.
    174
  • Don't feel bad, don't feel blue, Frankenstein was ugly too!
    554
  • Honey, your makeup looks like you got gang-banged by Crayola!
    195
  • I'm not saying that I hate you, it's just when your mouth opens, I get an overwhelming urge wanting to rearrange your face with a shovel.
    265
  • You know that thing above your neck? Yeah, you might want to trade it for a face.
    -15
  • Dimes are silver, pennies are brass, why does your face, look like your ass?
    658
  • Don't feel sad, don't feel blue, Frankenstein was ugly too.
    214
  • If I gave a shit, it would be on your face.
    126
  • What's that ugly thing growing out of your neck?! Oh, it's your head!
    41
  • Roses are red, monsters are green, look in the mirror, you'll see what I mean.
    782
  • Butt and ugly decided to have a kid. Guess what? You're the result.
    66
  • Is that your face or is today Halloween?
    62
  • You're so ugly, you give Freddy Krueger nightmares!
    23
  • Last time I saw a face like yours, I wiped it clean after taking a shit.
    51
  • Is that your nose or did a bus park on your face?
    -22
  • You're so ugly, when people see you lying wounded on the ground they take you to the animal doctor.
    -6
  • It's not Christmas yet, you can take the elf ears off.
    30
  • Insult: You ruined it.
    Comeback: Your ass ruined where your face was supposed to go.
    96
  • Yo momma's so ugly, she walked in the bathroom and scared the shit out of the toilet.
    102