Evil Insults

There are 59 evil insults and comebacks.

  • You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
    2.7K
  • Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.
    2K
  • You're proof that evolution can go in reverse.
    369
  • You're so ugly, you have a face not even a dog would lick.
    60
  • THE EARTH IS FULL GO HOME.
    778
  • Have you been shopping lately? They are selling lives at the mall - you should get one.
    2.4K
  • You'd make a lovely corpse!
    64
  • How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
    697
  • Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?
    173
  • Are your parents siblings?
    44
  • You're like a light switch, even a little kid can turn you on.
    831
  • I'll hit you so hard your wife will fall!
    -193
  • Why don't you slip into something more comfortable... like a coma.
    1.3K
  • When you die, I'd like to go to your funeral, but I'll probably have to go to work that day. I believe in business before pleasure.
    482
  • Lets play house. You be the door and I'll slam you.
    342
  • When you get run over by a car, it shouldn't be listed under accidents.
    765
  • I thought of you all day today when I was at the zoo.
    176
  • I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment when you came along.
    47
  • Is he just doing a bad Elvis pout, or was he born that way?
    -47