Evil Insults
There are 59 evil insults and comebacks.
-
You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.2.7K
-
Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.2K
-
You're proof that evolution can go in reverse.369
-
You're so ugly, you have a face not even a dog would lick.60
-
THE EARTH IS FULL GO HOME.778
-
Have you been shopping lately? They are selling lives at the mall - you should get one.2.4K
-
You'd make a lovely corpse!64
-
How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?697
-
Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?173
-
Are your parents siblings?44
-
You're like a light switch, even a little kid can turn you on.831
-
I'll hit you so hard your wife will fall!-193
-
Why don't you slip into something more comfortable... like a coma.1.3K
-
When you die, I'd like to go to your funeral, but I'll probably have to go to work that day. I believe in business before pleasure.482
-
Lets play house. You be the door and I'll slam you.342
-
When you get run over by a car, it shouldn't be listed under accidents.765
-
I thought of you all day today when I was at the zoo.176
-
I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment when you came along.47
-
Is he just doing a bad Elvis pout, or was he born that way?-47