Cheeky Insults

There are 65 cheeky insults and comebacks.

  • If I would like to hear from an asshole, I'd fart!
    900
  • Your so fat, when you're hungry the elephants hide.
    446
  • You're so ugly, when you were born your mom said "What a treasure" and your dad said "Yea lets go bury it"!
    798
  • You're so ugly if you joined an ugly contest, they'd say "Sorry, no professionals!"
    432
  • You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.
    624
  • There are several people in this world that I find obnoxious and you are all of them.
    557