Cheeky Insults
There are 65 cheeky insults and comebacks.
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My testicles just dropped.....WITH A VENGENCE!!!-221
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I would tell you to go to hell, but all dogs go to heaven.116
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I heard that you changed your mind. So, what did you do with the diaper?37
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You're the reason god created double doors!171
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There are 2 things I don't that like about you; your face! So shut BOTH of them!19
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I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel.336
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When you stepped on the scale I thought my phone number popped up.329
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Roses are red, violets are blue, I hate you, God does too.-867
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You're so bald, I can see my reflection.-136
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You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.285
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I’ll try and hide my enthusiasm. How am I doing?73
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You remind me of a builders bottom, full of bare faced cheek.-58
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Hello sir. OH I'm sorry I didn't realize your breasts were so small! I'll try to be more observant next time.172
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I don't mean to diss you, but I saw your Mum selling a Big Issue.-333
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Your girlfriend is so ugly she went to a dog show. And won.197
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You must be the arithmetic man -- you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance.243
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You're just mad 'cause your mom has a bigger dick than you.3.2K
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At least ginger kids have something to look forward to in later life. Like going grey.474
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Yo mammas so fat you could slap her legs and ride the waves!421
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Your momma is so fat that when she stepped on the scale it said one at a time please.629