Beauty Insults
There are 35 beauty insults and comebacks.
- 1Fashion Tip 101: You only need to wear one pair of socks at a time and they belong on your feet not in your bra1.1K
- 2Roses are red, monsters are green, look in the mirror, you'll see what I mean.786
- 3Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!626
- 4Bitch, please could I wipe 90% of your beauty off with a wet Kleenex.569
- 5The last time I saw a face like yours I fed it a banana.539
- 6I hate it when ugly people say "I need my beauty sleep." Bitch, you need to hibernate.480
- 7If you really want a joke, just look in the mirror.383
- 8When I looked at your face I almost fainted but I just told myself don't worry its just a nightmare.286
- 9Behind every fat person there's someone beautiful. No seriously, you're in the way.286
- 10You must get tired of putting makeup on two faces every morning.261
- 11At least when I wear makeup, it doesn't look like a box of crayons puked on me.246
- 12Is that your head or did your neck throw-up?225
- 13Maybe you should eat make-up so you can be pretty on the inside, bitch.224
- 14Don't feel sad, don't feel blue, Frankenstein was ugly too.214
- 15Honey, your makeup looks like you got gang-banged by Crayola!195
- 16You were so ugly as a child, your mother breast fed you through a straw.188
- 17Does your face hurt? It's killing me!177
- 18Having a tan is attractive. Having skin sponsored by Doritos isn't.174
- 19Trust me, not even make-up can make you look good... unless it's Halloween.173
- 20You're so ugly, when you do your makeup you look like you've been gang banged by crayola.154