Random Idiot Insults
Make light of somebody's stupidity with these insults for stupid people. Insults and comebacks for idiots.
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Is your name Maple Syrup? - Well, it damn well should be, you sap!-36
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You're proof that evolution can go in reverse.354
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Yo momma's so stupid she put light bulbs on a christmas tree.-21
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Yo momma's so stupid she stared at an orange juice box because it said concentrate.484
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Yo momma's so stupid she tried to comit suicide by jumping from the basement window.13
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You're so dumb, you think socialism means partying.-37
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You are living proof of reincarnation. No one could possibly get to be so stupid in just one lifetime.51
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If you ever tax your brain, don't charge more than a penny.0
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He is the kind of a man that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot.-19
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He is the kind of a man that you could use as a blueprint to build an idiot.-4
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Don't let your mind wander; it's too little to be let out alone.50
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Sorry, I can't think of an insult stupid enough for you.458
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I would insult you are you but you would only take it as a complement.41
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If I ever needed a brain transplant I would pick yours because I want one that hasn't been used yet.120
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You're so stupid you went in a round room and tried to sit in the corner.34
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You are depriving some poor village of its Idiot.12
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You're so stupid, when someone said that drinks are on the house, you got a ladder.53
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If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.-10
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I'd like to leave you with one thought, but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!53
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Don't get me wrong. I`m not trying to make a monkey out of you. I can`t take the credit.5