Random Idiot Insults

Make light of somebody's stupidity with these insults for stupid people. Insults and comebacks for idiots.

  • Your so stupid, that you went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut.
  • Your so stupid, that you went to a Whalers game to see Shamu.
  • I want to reach your mind - where is it currently located?
  • If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.
  • You're so stupid, you buy pizza to live in the box.
  • Your so stupid, it takes you an hour to cook minute rice.
  • You're about as much use as a Betamax video recorder.
  • You are the only person I've ever met whose mind is filthy and sterile at the same time!
  • You're so stupid, you think the web is made by spiders.
  • The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead.
  • You're so stupid you threw a rock at the ground and missed.
  • Did you change your mind? Your other one was clearly broken.
  • I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club because they need someone to snub.
  • You're so stupid, even a two button mouse gives you too many options.
  • Zombies eat brains... you're safe.
  • You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo.
  • Listen, are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort today?
  • Your village just called. They're missing an idiot.
  • When you pass away and people ask me what the cause of your death was, I'll say it was your stupidity.
  • What's on your mind? If you'll forgive the overstatement.