Random Idiot Insults
Make light of somebody's stupidity with these insults for stupid people. Insults and comebacks for idiots.
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I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!73
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Zombies are looking for brains. Don't worry. You're safe.96
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I'd call you an idiot but that would be an insult to stupid people.24
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People say that you are the perfect idiot. I say that you are not perfect, but you are doing alright.1
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Instant idiot. Just add alcohol.37
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You're so stupid you went in a round room and tried to sit in the corner.34
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I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you.97
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Yo momma's so stupid she stared at an orange juice box because it said-34
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Brains aren't everything. In fact, in your case they're nothing111
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Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent.426
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What's on your mind? If you'll forgive the overstatement.16
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Your so stupid, it takes you an hour to cook minute rice.16
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Nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were sixteen years old before you learned how to wave goodbye.33
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You're as useless as the "g" in lasagna.60
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Yo momma's so stupid she put lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind!80
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You're a person of rare intelligence. It's rare when you show any.98
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If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.-10
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You're so dumb you think socialism means partying!-11
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The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead.69
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Come back and talk to me when your I.Q. exceeds your age.169