Random Idiot Insults

Make light of somebody's stupidity with these insults for stupid people. Insults and comebacks for idiots.

  • If I ever needed a brain transplant I would pick yours because I want one that hasn't been used yet.
    119
  • You're so stupid, I could count your brain cells on one hand.
    25
  • You're so dumb, you think socialism means partying.
    -37
  • I heard that you changed your mind. So, what did you do with the diaper?
    30
  • He is the kind of a man that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot.
    -19
  • Yo momma's so stupid it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
    8
  • The smartest thing ever to come out of your mouth was a penis.
    77
  • Yo momma's so stupid she thought a one star hotel was the best rating
    -19
  • They say that two heads are better than one. In your case, one would have been better than none.
    18
  • I'm not saying you're stupid, I'm just saying you've got bad luck when it comes to thinking.
    98
  • You're so stupid you went in a round room and tried to sit in the corner.
    34
  • There is no vaccine against stupidity.
    4
  • If you had another brain, it would be lonely.
    46
  • Yeah, I think you're pretty.... Pretty stupid.
    -13
  • Act your age, not your IQ.
    130
  • Whom am I calling "stupid"? I don't know. What's your name?
    14
  • If you spoke your mind, you'd be speechless.
    108
  • It's a wonder how some people found their way out of the birth canal.
    -78
  • As a failure, you are a great success.
    45
  • A black-and-white mind working on a color-coded problem.
    1