Random Idiot Insults

Make light of somebody's stupidity with these insults for stupid people. Insults and comebacks for idiots.

  • If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.
  • I'm not saying you're stupid, I'm just saying you've got bad luck when it comes to thinking.
  • You're so stupid, you buy pizza to live in the box.
  • The student has a "full six-pack" but lacks the plastic thing to hold it alltogether.
  • You're so dumb it takes you an hour and a half to watch "60 Minutes"!
  • Listen, are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort today?
  • Your son is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
  • Did you change your mind? Your other one was clearly broken.
  • They say no woman ever made a fool out of you. So who did?
  • In the dictionary under the word, "stupid," it says, "see him."
  • If you think you're a wit, you're half right.
  • When you pass away and people ask me what the cause of your death was, I'll say your stupidity.
  • You're a mouse studying to be a rat.
  • Is that your head, or did your neck blow a bubble?
  • Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you had enough oxygen at birth?
  • Don't let your mind wander. It's way to small to be outside by itself!
  • You're very smart. You have brains you never used.
  • You're so stupid, when someone said that drinks are on the house, you got a ladder.
  • Your village just called. They're missing an idiot.
  • He is the kind of a man that you could use as a blueprint to build an idiot.