Random Idiot Insults

Make light of somebody's stupidity with these insults for stupid people. Insults and comebacks for idiots.

  • You are living proof of reincarnation. No one could possibly get to be so stupid in just one lifetime.
  • So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.
  • You're proof that evolution can go in reverse.
  • Did you change your mind? Your other one was clearly broken.
  • So a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.
  • Everyone has a right to be stupid. You are abusing the privilege
  • Were you born this stupid or did you take lessons?
  • When you pass away and people ask me what the cause of your death was, I'll say your stupidity.
  • Yo momma's so stupid she walked past the YMCA and said look, somebody spelled MACY'S wrong.
  • You're so stupid, your mom farted and you asked her what was cooking.
  • I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.
  • Is your name Maple Syrup? - Well, it damn well should be, you sap!
  • You're so stupid, that you put a condom in your computer so it wouldn't catch a virus.
  • You are the only person I've ever met whose mind is filthy and sterile at the same time!
  • You're so dumb you think manual labor is a Mexican!
  • Why is it acceptable for you to be an idiot, but not acceptable for me to point it out?
  • Yo momma's so stupid she thought a one star hotel was the best rating
  • You're a mouse studying to be a rat.
  • They say no woman ever made a fool out of you. So who did?
  • You're so stupid, I could count your brain cells on one hand.