Random Idiot Insults

Make light of somebody's stupidity with these insults for stupid people. Insults and comebacks for idiots.

  • If you ever tax your brain, don't charge more than a penny.
    20
  • You're so dumb that you got hit by a parked car.
    504
  • Yo momma's so stupid that when i asked her for a color tv she asked me what
    -42
  • You're nobody's fool. Let's see if we can get someone to adopt you.
    -3
  • Were you born this stupid or did you take lessons?
    117
  • Yo momma's so stupid I said let's go to the superbowl and she ran and got a spoon.
    9
  • You're so stupid, you buy pizza to live in the box.
    -15
  • As a failure, you are a great success.
    37
  • Don't let your mind wander; it's too little to be let out alone.
    38
  • Yo momma's so stupid she stared at an orange juice box because it said concentrate.
    475
  • Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
    151
  • If you had another brain, it would be lonely.
    43
  • If you ever tax your brain, don't charge more than a penny.
    1
  • Your proctologist called. They've found your head.
    10
  • Your so dumb you spent two weeks in a revolving door looking for a door knob!
    77
  • You're as useless as the "g" in lasagna.
    55
  • You're so dumb you got blonde roots in your eyeballs.
    -15
  • If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.
    -11
  • If your brain was chocolate it wouldn't fill an M&M.
    122
  • Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you had enough oxygen at birth?
    70