Random Idiot Insults

Make light of somebody's stupidity with these insults for stupid people. Insults and comebacks for idiots.

  • I want to reach your mind - where is it currently located?
  • The stupid person's idea of a clever person.
  • I wish I'd known you when you were alive.
  • Yo momma's so stupid she thought a one star hotel was the best rating
  • Zombies are looking for brains. Don't worry. You're safe.
  • So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.
  • You're so stupid, you buy pizza to live in the box.
  • The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
  • Yo momma's so stupid she put light bulbs on a christmas tree.
  • If you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid.
  • You can't fix stupid
  • As a failure, you are a great success.
  • Watch out for the idiot behind me.
  • I'd like to leave you with one thought, but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!
  • You have no trouble making ends meet. Your foot is always in your mouth!
  • You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo.
  • There is no vaccine against stupidity.
  • You're so stupid, when someone said that drinks are on the house, you got a ladder.
  • People say that you are the perfect idiot. I say that you are not perfect, but you are doing alright.
  • Yo momma's so stupid she stared at an orange juice box because it said