Random Idiot Insults
Make light of somebody's stupidity with these insults for stupid people. Insults and comebacks for idiots.
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You're so stupid, you tried putting M&M's in alphabetical order!22
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The smartest thing ever to come out of your mouth was a penis.86
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You're a person of rare intelligence. It's rare when you show any.109
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Yo momma's so stupid she put lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind!83
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You can't fix stupid-11
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Yeah, I think you're pretty.... Pretty stupid.-22
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I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club because they need someone to snub.-1
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Yo momma's so stupid she walked past the YMCA and said look, somebody spelled MACY'S wrong.255
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I was hoping for a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.131
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You're so stupid you threw a rock at the ground and missed.124
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You're a mouse studying to be a rat.-24
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Your so stupid you got locked in a grocery store and starved to death!26
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I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I really thought you already knew.165
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Yo momma's so stupid she stared at an orange juice box because it said concentrate.489
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Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?172
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When you pass away and people ask me what the cause of your death was, I'll say your stupidity.39
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You make me believe in reincarnation. Nobody can be as stupid as you in one lifetime.13
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Another dopeless hope fiend!-9
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You're so stupid, you flunked nap time in kindergarten.58
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Come back and talk to me when your I.Q. exceeds your age.207