Random Idiot Insults

Make light of somebody's stupidity with these insults for stupid people. Insults and comebacks for idiots.

  • Yo momma's so stupid it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
  • Sorry, I can't think of an insult stupid enough for you.
  • Yo momma's so stupid that when i asked her for a color tv she asked me what
  • Your so stupid, that you got fired from the M & M factory for throwing away all the W's.
  • You make me believe in reincarnation. Nobody can be as stupid as you in one lifetime.
  • You're so dumb, you think Cheerios are doughnut seeds.
  • It isn't that I'm not a people person, I'm just not a stupid people person.
  • Yo momma's so stupid she thought a one star hotel was the best rating
  • You're so dumb you think socialism means partying!
  • Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent.
  • You are depriving some poor village of its Idiot.
  • You're so dumb it takes you an hour and a half to watch "60 Minutes"!
  • You're so stupid, I could count your brain cells on one hand.
  • He is the kind of a man that you could use as a blueprint to build an idiot.
  • You're so stupid, you went to the dentist to get bluetooth.
  • The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
  • Don't let your mind wander. It's way to small to be outside by itself!
  • You are living proof of reincarnation. No one could possibly get to be so stupid in just one lifetime.
  • You're so stupid, even a two button mouse gives you too many options.
  • You're so stupid, that you put a condom in your computer so it wouldn't catch a virus.