Random Idiot Insults
Make light of somebody's stupidity with these insults for stupid people. Insults and comebacks for idiots.
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You're so dumb, you think Cheerios are doughnut seeds.115
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I'd call you an idiot but that would be an insult to stupid people.25
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You have no trouble making ends meet. Your foot is always in your mouth!-2
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If you had another brain, it would be lonely.49
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The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead.70
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So a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.76
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You're so dumb, you think socialism means partying.-39
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You're the kind of person that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot.-15
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You're so stupid, you think the web is made by spiders.6
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When you go to the mind reader, do you get half price?75
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Yo momma's so stupid she stared at an orange juice box because it said concentrate.487
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Nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were sixteen years old before you learned how to wave goodbye.35
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Yo momma's so stupid she stared at an orange juice box because it said-34
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Your so stupid, that you went to a Whalers game to see Shamu.-2
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You're very smart. You have brains you never used.-3
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You are a man who always sticks by his convictions. You will remain a fool no matter how much you get ridiculed for it!2
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I'd like to leave you with one thought, but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!0
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Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?170
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Yo momma's so stupid she sold her camera to buy film.-8
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Your Kid May Be An Honor Student But You're Still An Idiot.20