Random Idiot Insults

Make light of somebody's stupidity with these insults for stupid people. Insults and comebacks for idiots.

  • You're about as useless as a vibrator with no batteries.
    66
  • I'd call you an idiot but that would be an insult to stupid people.
    24
  • Yo momma's so stupid that when i asked her for a color tv she asked me what
    -44
  • The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
    -7
  • Your village just called. They're missing an idiot.
    263
  • Yo momma's so stupid she climbed a glass wall to what was on the other side
    10
  • For two cents, I`d give you a piece of my mind -- and all of yours.
    9
  • I would insult you are you but you would only take it as a complement.
    40
  • Yo momma's so stupid she sold her camera to buy film.
    -7
  • Your proctologist called. They've found your head.
    15
  • I look into your eyes and get the feeling someone else is driving.
    13
  • I'd call you a retard, but that would be insulting to retards.
    66
  • You're so dumb you think manual labor is a Mexican!
    -5
  • Everyone has a right to be stupid. You are abusing the privilege
    68
  • He is the kind of a man that you could use as a blueprint to build an idiot.
    -4
  • Yo momma's so stupid she put light bulbs on a christmas tree.
    -21
  • I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!
    73
  • You're a mouse studying to be a rat.
    -24
  • If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.
    -10
  • You're so stupid, you tried putting M&M's in alphabetical order!
    20