Random Idiot Insults

Make light of somebody's stupidity with these insults for stupid people. Insults and comebacks for idiots.

  • They say no woman ever made a fool out of you. So who did?
    7
  • You're about as much use as a Betamax video recorder.
    -18
  • You're so dumb, when you got locked in a bed store, you slept on the floor.
    21
  • I'd like to leave you with one thought, but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!
    49
  • Yo momma's so stupid it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
    4
  • I can't believe that out of 100,000 sperm, you were the quickest!
    25
  • Yeah, I think you're pretty.... Pretty stupid.
    -11
  • You're so stupid, you buy pizza to live in the box.
    -17
  • Yo momma's so stupid I said let's go to the superbowl and she ran and got a spoon.
    9
  • You so stupid you probably think Taco Bell is where you pay your telephone bill.
    -9
  • Instant idiot. Just add alcohol.
    37
  • I'd call you a retard, but that would be insulting to retards.
    59
  • What's on your mind? If you'll forgive the overstatement.
    13
  • Walmart wants you. They've run out of stupid.
    7
  • You've got an IQ of 2. Pitty it takes 3 to grunt.
    26
  • Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
    152
  • I'd like to leave you with one thought, but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!
    -2
  • If you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid.
    112
  • You're so dumb you think socialism means partying!
    -12
  • You have no trouble making ends meet. Your foot is always in your mouth!
    -2