Random Idiot Insults

Make light of somebody's stupidity with these insults for stupid people. Insults and comebacks for idiots.

  • You're so stupid, you tried putting M&M's in alphabetical order!
    22
  • The smartest thing ever to come out of your mouth was a penis.
    86
  • You're a person of rare intelligence. It's rare when you show any.
    109
  • Yo momma's so stupid she put lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind!
    83
  • You can't fix stupid
    -11
  • Yeah, I think you're pretty.... Pretty stupid.
    -22
  • I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club because they need someone to snub.
    -1
  • Yo momma's so stupid she walked past the YMCA and said look, somebody spelled MACY'S wrong.
    255
  • I was hoping for a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.
    131
  • You're so stupid you threw a rock at the ground and missed.
    124
  • You're a mouse studying to be a rat.
    -24
  • Your so stupid you got locked in a grocery store and starved to death!
    26
  • I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I really thought you already knew.
    165
  • Yo momma's so stupid she stared at an orange juice box because it said concentrate.
    489
  • Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?
    172
  • When you pass away and people ask me what the cause of your death was, I'll say your stupidity.
    39
  • You make me believe in reincarnation. Nobody can be as stupid as you in one lifetime.
    13
  • Another dopeless hope fiend!
    -9
  • You're so stupid, you flunked nap time in kindergarten.
    58
  • Come back and talk to me when your I.Q. exceeds your age.
    207