Random Idiot Insults

Make light of somebody's stupidity with these insults for stupid people. Insults and comebacks for idiots.

  • You're so stupid, you think the web is made by spiders.
    5
  • The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead.
    69
  • So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.
    16
  • Is your name Maple Syrup? - Well, it damn well should be, you sap!
    -36
  • If you had another brain, it would be lonely.
    46
  • Your so stupid, it takes you an hour to cook minute rice.
    17
  • I want to reach your mind - where is it currently located?
    12
  • Walmart wants you. They've run out of stupid.
    11
  • Another dopeless hope fiend!
    -6
  • If your brains were dynamite, they wouldn't even ruffle your hair.
    12
  • So a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.
    70
  • You are the result of 4 billion years of evolutionary success. Fucking act like it.
    21
  • I wish I'd known you when you were alive.
    -39
  • You are a man who always sticks by his convictions. You will remain a fool no matter how much you get ridiculed for it!
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  • You're very smart. You have brains you never used.
    -3
  • Don't let your mind wander; it's too little to be let out alone.
    50
  • Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent.
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  • If you ever tax your brain, don't charge more than a penny.
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  • You are depriving some poor village of its idiot.
    17
  • Don't let your mind wander. It's way to small to be outside by itself!
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