Random Idiot Insults

Make light of somebody's stupidity with these insults for stupid people. Insults and comebacks for idiots.

  • I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you.
    64
  • You're so stupid, when someone said that drinks are on the house, you got a ladder.
    42
  • Yo momma's so stupid she put light bulbs on a christmas tree.
    -21
  • You are a man who always sticks by his convictions. You will remain a fool no matter how much you get ridiculed for it!
    0
  • He is living proof that man can live without a brain!
    59
  • You're a person of rare intelligence. It's rare when you show any.
    80
  • You're so dumb you think Johnny Cash is a pay toilet!
    1
  • Sorry, I can't think of an insult stupid enough for you.
    446
  • When you pass away and people ask me what the cause of your death was, I'll say your stupidity.
    38
  • You're the kind of person that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot.
    -14
  • If you ever tax your brain, don't charge more than a penny.
    1
  • You're so stupid you tried to steal a free sample.
    58
  • Zombies are looking for brains. Don't worry. You're safe.
    81
  • Yo momma's so stupid she walked past the YMCA and said look, somebody spelled MACY'S wrong.
    256
  • Don't let your mind wander; it's too little to be let out alone.
    38
  • Are you always an idiot, or just when I'm around?
    80
  • You're so dumb, when you got locked in a bed store, you slept on the floor.
    18
  • You're so stupid, even a two button mouse gives you too many options.
    32
  • Come back and talk to me when your I.Q. exceeds your age.
    143
  • I just stepped in something that was smarter than you, and it smelled better.
    74