Random Idiot Insults

Make light of somebody's stupidity with these insults for stupid people. Insults and comebacks for idiots.

  • I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club because they need someone to snub.
    -3
  • Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent.
    421
  • You so stupid you probably think Taco Bell is where you pay your telephone bill.
    -9
  • You're so stupid, that you put a condom in your computer so it wouldn't catch a virus.
    265
  • Come back and talk to me when your I.Q. exceeds your age.
    160
  • Are you always an idiot, or just when I'm around?
    80
  • You didn't evolve from apes, they evolved from you.
    132
  • I want to call you stupid, but that isn't enough.
    55
  • So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.
    16
  • He is the kind of a man that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot.
    -19
  • Yo momma's so stupid she put lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind!
    80
  • He is living proof that man can live without a brain!
    61
  • Some babies were dropped on their heads but you were clearly thrown at a wall.
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  • I would insult you are you but you would only take it as a complement.
    36
  • Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?
    17
  • You're a person of rare intelligence. It's rare when you show any.
    92
  • The student has a "full six-pack" but lacks the plastic thing to hold it alltogether.
    13
  • I can't believe that out of 100,000 sperm, you were the quickest!
    25
  • I wish I'd known you when you were alive.
    -38
  • Yo momma's so stupid it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
    5