Random Idiot Insults

Make light of somebody's stupidity with these insults for stupid people. Insults and comebacks for idiots.

  • Is your name Maple Syrup? - Well, it damn well should be, you sap!
  • You're proof that evolution can go in reverse.
  • Yo momma's so stupid she put light bulbs on a christmas tree.
  • Yo momma's so stupid she stared at an orange juice box because it said concentrate.
  • Yo momma's so stupid she tried to comit suicide by jumping from the basement window.
  • You're so dumb, you think socialism means partying.
  • You are living proof of reincarnation. No one could possibly get to be so stupid in just one lifetime.
  • If you ever tax your brain, don't charge more than a penny.
  • He is the kind of a man that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot.
  • He is the kind of a man that you could use as a blueprint to build an idiot.
  • Don't let your mind wander; it's too little to be let out alone.
  • Sorry, I can't think of an insult stupid enough for you.
  • I would insult you are you but you would only take it as a complement.
  • If I ever needed a brain transplant I would pick yours because I want one that hasn't been used yet.
  • You're so stupid you went in a round room and tried to sit in the corner.
  • You are depriving some poor village of its Idiot.
  • You're so stupid, when someone said that drinks are on the house, you got a ladder.
  • If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.
  • I'd like to leave you with one thought, but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!
  • Don't get me wrong. I`m not trying to make a monkey out of you. I can`t take the credit.