Random Idiot Insults

Make light of somebody's stupidity with these insults for stupid people. Insults and comebacks for idiots.

  • I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!
    73
  • Zombies are looking for brains. Don't worry. You're safe.
    96
  • I'd call you an idiot but that would be an insult to stupid people.
    24
  • People say that you are the perfect idiot. I say that you are not perfect, but you are doing alright.
    1
  • Instant idiot. Just add alcohol.
    37
  • You're so stupid you went in a round room and tried to sit in the corner.
    34
  • I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you.
    97
  • Yo momma's so stupid she stared at an orange juice box because it said
    -34
  • Brains aren't everything. In fact, in your case they're nothing
    111
  • Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent.
    426
  • What's on your mind? If you'll forgive the overstatement.
    16
  • Your so stupid, it takes you an hour to cook minute rice.
    16
  • Nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were sixteen years old before you learned how to wave goodbye.
    33
  • You're as useless as the "g" in lasagna.
    60
  • Yo momma's so stupid she put lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind!
    80
  • You're a person of rare intelligence. It's rare when you show any.
    98
  • If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.
    -10
  • You're so dumb you think socialism means partying!
    -11
  • The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead.
    69
  • Come back and talk to me when your I.Q. exceeds your age.
    169