Random Idiot Insults

Make light of somebody's stupidity with these insults for stupid people. Insults and comebacks for idiots.

  • Yeah, I think you're pretty.... Pretty stupid.
    -11
  • You're so stupid you went in a round room and tried to sit in the corner.
    27
  • They say that two heads are better than one. In your case, one would have been better than none.
    17
  • You are the only person I've ever met whose mind is filthy and sterile at the same time!
    -7
  • Yo momma's so stupid she put light bulbs on a christmas tree.
    -20
  • I'd like to leave you with one thought, but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!
    158
  • I'd like to leave you with one thought, but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!
    -2
  • Another dopeless hope fiend!
    -7
  • Whom am I calling "stupid"? I don't know. What's your name?
    12
  • You're so stupid, you flunked nap time in kindergarten.
    48
  • I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club because they need someone to snub.
    -3
  • He's not stupid; he's possessed by a retarded ghost.
    189
  • Yo momma's so stupid that when i asked her for a color tv she asked me what color.
    -12
  • Yo momma's so stupid she sold her camera to buy film.
    -7
  • If you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid.
    112
  • Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.
    12
  • You're so stupid, I could count your brain cells on one hand.
    22
  • Instant idiot. Just add alcohol.
    36
  • Your proctologist called. They've found your head.
    12
  • You're so stupid, even a two button mouse gives you too many options.
    35