Random Idiot Insults

Make light of somebody's stupidity with these insults for stupid people. Insults and comebacks for idiots.

  • You're so dumb, you think Cheerios are doughnut seeds.
  • I'd call you an idiot but that would be an insult to stupid people.
  • You have no trouble making ends meet. Your foot is always in your mouth!
  • If you had another brain, it would be lonely.
  • The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead.
  • So a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.
  • You're so dumb, you think socialism means partying.
  • You're the kind of person that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot.
  • You're so stupid, you think the web is made by spiders.
  • When you go to the mind reader, do you get half price?
  • Yo momma's so stupid she stared at an orange juice box because it said concentrate.
  • Nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were sixteen years old before you learned how to wave goodbye.
  • Yo momma's so stupid she stared at an orange juice box because it said
  • Your so stupid, that you went to a Whalers game to see Shamu.
  • You're very smart. You have brains you never used.
  • You are a man who always sticks by his convictions. You will remain a fool no matter how much you get ridiculed for it!
  • I'd like to leave you with one thought, but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!
  • Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?
  • Yo momma's so stupid she sold her camera to buy film.
  • Your Kid May Be An Honor Student But You're Still An Idiot.