Random Idiot Insults

Make light of somebody's stupidity with these insults for stupid people. Insults and comebacks for idiots.

  • Yo momma's so stupid she sold her camera to buy film.
    -8
  • He's not stupid; he's possessed by a retarded ghost.
    187
  • Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.
    12
  • You're very smart. You have brains you never used.
    -2
  • You're so dumb, when you got locked in a bed store, you slept on the floor.
    17
  • The stupid person's idea of a clever person.
    2
  • Your son is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
    -2
  • Yo momma's so stupid she put light bulbs on a christmas tree.
    -21
  • Your proctologist called. They've found your head.
    10
  • You are a man who always sticks by his convictions. You will remain a fool no matter how much you get ridiculed for it!
    0
  • Don't you have a terribly empty feeling -- in your skull?
    1
  • Brains aren't everything. In fact, in your case they're nothing
    104
  • You are depriving some poor village of its Idiot.
    11
  • Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe you'll find a brain back there.
    105
  • Your so stupid you got locked in a grocery store and starved to death!
    27
  • When you go to the mind reader, do you get half price?
    70
  • The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
    -8
  • I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.
    80
  • You're so stupid, even a two button mouse gives you too many options.
    32
  • Your so stupid, that you got fired from the M & M factory for throwing away all the W's.
    105