Random Idiot Insults

Make light of somebody's stupidity with these insults for stupid people. Insults and comebacks for idiots.

  • You are living proof of reincarnation. No one could possibly get to be so stupid in just one lifetime.
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  • So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.
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  • You're proof that evolution can go in reverse.
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  • Did you change your mind? Your other one was clearly broken.
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  • So a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.
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  • Everyone has a right to be stupid. You are abusing the privilege
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  • Were you born this stupid or did you take lessons?
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  • When you pass away and people ask me what the cause of your death was, I'll say your stupidity.
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  • Yo momma's so stupid she walked past the YMCA and said look, somebody spelled MACY'S wrong.
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  • You're so stupid, your mom farted and you asked her what was cooking.
    -50
  • I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.
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  • Is your name Maple Syrup? - Well, it damn well should be, you sap!
    -36
  • You're so stupid, that you put a condom in your computer so it wouldn't catch a virus.
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  • You are the only person I've ever met whose mind is filthy and sterile at the same time!
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  • You're so dumb you think manual labor is a Mexican!
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  • Why is it acceptable for you to be an idiot, but not acceptable for me to point it out?
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  • Yo momma's so stupid she thought a one star hotel was the best rating
    -20
  • You're a mouse studying to be a rat.
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  • They say no woman ever made a fool out of you. So who did?
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  • You're so stupid, I could count your brain cells on one hand.
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