Random Idiot Insults

Make light of somebody's stupidity with these insults for stupid people. Insults and comebacks for idiots.

  • For two cents, I`d give you a piece of my mind -- and all of yours.
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  • Don't you have a terribly empty feeling -- in your skull?
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  • They say no woman ever made a fool out of you. So who did?
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  • We all spring from apes, but you didn't spring far enough.
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  • When you pass away and people ask me what the cause of your death was, I'll say it was your stupidity.
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  • You are a man who always sticks by his convictions. You will remain a fool no matter how much you get ridiculed for it!
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  • Your so stupid, that you went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut.
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  • It isn't that I'm not a people person, I'm just not a stupid people person.
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  • You're so stupid, your mom farted and you asked her what was cooking.
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  • You're nobody's fool. Let's see if we can get someone to adopt you.
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  • I'd call you an idiot but that would be an insult to stupid people.
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  • In the dictionary under the word, "stupid," it says, "see him."
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  • When you pass away and people ask me what the cause of your death was, I'll say your stupidity.
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  • You're so stupid you threw a rock at the ground and missed.
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  • If you spoke your mind, you'd be speechless.
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  • Yo momma's so stupid that when i asked her for a color tv she asked me what color.
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  • I'm not saying you're stupid, I'm just saying you've got bad luck when it comes to thinking.
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  • The stupid person's idea of a clever person.
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  • Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
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  • Your so stupid you got locked in a grocery store and starved to death!
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