Random Idiot Insults

Make light of somebody's stupidity with these insults for stupid people. Insults and comebacks for idiots.

  • You're a wit with dunces, and a dunce with wits... huh?
    -8
  • So you've changed your mind. Does the new one work any better?
    133
  • Is that your head, or did your neck blow a bubble?
    16
  • When you go to the mind reader, do you get half price?
    74
  • You are a man who always sticks by his convictions. You will remain a fool no matter how much you get ridiculed for it!
    1
  • The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead.
    69
  • Come back and talk to me when your I.Q. exceeds your age.
    175
  • Nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were sixteen years old before you learned how to wave goodbye.
    34
  • He's not stupid; he's possessed by a retarded ghost.
    190
  • Your so stupid you got locked in a grocery store and starved to death!
    25
  • Your so stupid, that you got fired from the M & M factory for throwing away all the W's.
    108
  • You're proof that evolution can go in reverse.
    361
  • You've got an IQ of 2. Pitty it takes 3 to grunt.
    29
  • I just stepped in something that was smarter than you, and it smelled better.
    82
  • You're so stupid when you saw someone rob your TV you ran after them saying you forgot the remote.
    144
  • You're so stupid you tried to steal a free sample.
    75
  • Your so stupid, it takes you an hour to cook minute rice.
    17
  • I want to reach your mind - where is it currently located?
    12
  • Were you born this stupid or did you take lessons?
    133
  • I was hoping for a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.
    119