Best Skinny Insults

You're so skinny, you swallowed a meatball and thought you were pregnant.

You're so skinny, you could be saved from drowning by being tossed a Cheerio.

You're so skinny, your mom actually enjoyed your birth!

You're so skinny, you can hoola-hoop with Fruit loops

You're so skinny, you probably wipe your ass with floss.

I've seen more meat on a chicken than you

You're so skinny, that you use a bandaid as a maxi-pad.

You're so skinny, you have to run around in the shower to get wet.

You're so skinny, you can dodge rain drops.

You're so skinny, when you turn sideways, you disappeared.

You're so skinny, your nipples touch.

You're so skinny that you use Chapstick as deodorant.

You're so skinny, you strap popsicle sticks to your feet to keep from going down the drain!

You're so skinny that if I were to put you on a flagpole, you would wave in the wind.

The Olsen twins called. They want their eating disorder back.

You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food.

You're so skinny, you can see out the peep hole with both eyes.

You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.

I would cut your throat out, but you need it to barf up your meals.

You're so skinny you don't swim, you skinny dip.