Best Skinny Insults

There are 21 skinny insults.

  • 1
    You're so skinny, you swallowed a meatball and thought you were pregnant.
    595
  • 2
    You're so skinny, you could be saved from drowning by being tossed a Cheerio.
    242
  • 3
    You're so skinny, your mom actually enjoyed your birth!
    235
  • 4
    You're so skinny, you can hoola-hoop with Fruit loops
    219
  • 5
    You're so skinny, you probably wipe your ass with floss.
    196
  • 6
    I've seen more meat on a chicken than you
    161
  • 7
    You're so skinny, that you use a bandaid as a maxi-pad.
    148
  • 8
    You're so skinny, you have to run around in the shower to get wet.
    145
  • 9
    You're so skinny, you can dodge rain drops.
    142
  • 10
    You're so skinny, when you turn sideways, you disappeared.
    142
  • 11
    You're so skinny, your nipples touch.
    102
  • 12
    You're so skinny that you use Chapstick as deodorant.
    72
  • 13
    You're so skinny, you strap popsicle sticks to your feet to keep from going down the drain!
    51
  • 14
    You're so skinny that if I were to put you on a flagpole, you would wave in the wind.
    -12
  • 15
    The Olsen twins called. They want their eating disorder back.
    -21
  • 16
    You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food.
    -26
  • 17
    You're so skinny, you can see out the peep hole with both eyes.
    -29
  • 18
    You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.
    -65
  • 19
    I would cut your throat out, but you need it to barf up your meals.
    -65
  • 20
    You're so skinny you don't swim, you skinny dip.
    -90