Best Skinny Insults

You're so skinny, you swallowed a meatball and thought you were pregnant.

You're so skinny, you probably wipe your ass with floss.

You're so skinny, your mom actually enjoyed your birth!

You're so skinny, you can hoola-hoop with Fruit loops

You're so skinny, you could be saved from drowning by being tossed a Cheerio.

I've seen more meat on a chicken than you

You're so skinny, you have to run around in the shower to get wet.

You're so skinny, when you turn sideways, you disappeared.

You're so skinny, you can dodge rain drops.

You're so skinny, that you use a bandaid as a maxi-pad.

You're so skinny that you use Chapstick as deodorant.

You're so skinny, your nipples touch.

You're so skinny, you strap popsicle sticks to your feet to keep from going down the drain!

You're so skinny that if I were to put you on a flagpole, you would wave in the wind.

You're so skinny, you can see out the peep hole with both eyes.

The Olsen twins called. They want their eating disorder back.

You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.

You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food.

You're so skinny you don't swim, you skinny dip.

I would cut your throat out, but you need it to barf up your meals.