Best Skinny Insults
There are 21 skinny insults.
- 1You're so skinny, you swallowed a meatball and thought you were pregnant.737
- 2You're so skinny, you probably wipe your ass with floss.394
- 3You're so skinny, your mom actually enjoyed your birth!369
- 4You're so skinny, you can hoola-hoop with Fruit loops331
- 5You're so skinny, you could be saved from drowning by being tossed a Cheerio.302
- 6I've seen more meat on a chicken than you262
- 7You're so skinny, when you turn sideways, you disappeared.200
- 8You're so skinny, you have to run around in the shower to get wet.198
- 9You're so skinny, you can dodge rain drops.187
- 10You're so skinny that you use Chapstick as deodorant.179
- 11You're so skinny, that you use a bandaid as a maxi-pad.171
- 12You're so skinny, your nipples touch.127
- 13You're so skinny, you strap popsicle sticks to your feet to keep from going down the drain!71
- 14You're so skinny that if I were to put you on a flagpole, you would wave in the wind.27
- 15You're so skinny, you can see out the peep hole with both eyes.-25
- 16The Olsen twins called. They want their eating disorder back.-65
- 17You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.-72
- 18You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food.-82
- 19You're so skinny you don't swim, you skinny dip.-101
- 20I would cut your throat out, but you need it to barf up your meals.-129