Best Skinny Insults

You're so skinny, you swallowed a meatball and thought you were pregnant.

You're so skinny, your mom actually enjoyed your birth!

You're so skinny, you could be saved from drowning by being tossed a Cheerio.

You're so skinny, you can hoola-hoop with Fruit loops

You're so skinny, you probably wipe your ass with floss.

I've seen more meat on a chicken than you

You're so skinny, you have to run around in the shower to get wet.

You're so skinny, that you use a bandaid as a maxi-pad.

You're so skinny, when you turn sideways, you disappeared.

You're so skinny, you can dodge rain drops.

You're so skinny, your nipples touch.

You're so skinny that you use Chapstick as deodorant.

You're so skinny, you strap popsicle sticks to your feet to keep from going down the drain!

You're so skinny that if I were to put you on a flagpole, you would wave in the wind.

You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food.

The Olsen twins called. They want their eating disorder back.

You're so skinny, you can see out the peep hole with both eyes.

You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.

I would cut your throat out, but you need it to barf up your meals.

You're so skinny you don't swim, you skinny dip.