Best Skinny Insults

There are 21 skinny insults.

  • 1
    You're so skinny, you swallowed a meatball and thought you were pregnant.
    676
  • 2
    You're so skinny, you probably wipe your ass with floss.
    314
  • 3
    You're so skinny, your mom actually enjoyed your birth!
    305
  • 4
    You're so skinny, you can hoola-hoop with Fruit loops
    282
  • 5
    You're so skinny, you could be saved from drowning by being tossed a Cheerio.
    280
  • 6
    I've seen more meat on a chicken than you
    222
  • 7
    You're so skinny, when you turn sideways, you disappeared.
    179
  • 8
    You're so skinny, you have to run around in the shower to get wet.
    178
  • 9
    You're so skinny, you can dodge rain drops.
    171
  • 10
    You're so skinny, that you use a bandaid as a maxi-pad.
    165
  • 11
    You're so skinny that you use Chapstick as deodorant.
    135
  • 12
    You're so skinny, your nipples touch.
    116
  • 13
    You're so skinny, you strap popsicle sticks to your feet to keep from going down the drain!
    67
  • 14
    You're so skinny that if I were to put you on a flagpole, you would wave in the wind.
    10
  • 15
    You're so skinny, you can see out the peep hole with both eyes.
    -30
  • 16
    The Olsen twins called. They want their eating disorder back.
    -55
  • 17
    You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.
    -70
  • 18
    You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food.
    -78
  • 19
    You're so skinny you don't swim, you skinny dip.
    -90
  • 20
    I would cut your throat out, but you need it to barf up your meals.
    -107