Random Skinny Insults

You're so skinny, you have to run around in the shower to get wet.

You're so skinny that you use Chapstick as deodorant.

I would cut your throat out, but you need it to barf up your meals.

You're so skinny, you can see out the peep hole with both eyes.

You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.

You're so skinny, your nipples touch.

You're so skinny you don't swim, you skinny dip.

You're so skinny, you swallowed a meatball and thought you were pregnant.

You look like you're getting ready for a trip to Ethiopia.

You're so skinny, you could be saved from drowning by being tossed a Cheerio.

You're so skinny, when you turn sideways, you disappeared.

You're so skinny, you probably wipe your ass with floss.

You're so skinny, you can dodge rain drops.

You're so skinny, that you use a bandaid as a maxi-pad.

You're so skinny, your mom actually enjoyed your birth!

The Olsen twins called. They want their eating disorder back.

You're so skinny, you strap popsicle sticks to your feet to keep from going down the drain!

You're so skinny, you can hoola-hoop with Fruit loops

You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food.

You're so skinny that if I were to put you on a flagpole, you would wave in the wind.