Random Skinny Insults

You're so skinny, you can dodge rain drops.

You're so skinny, that you use a bandaid as a maxi-pad.

You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food.

You're so skinny, you swallowed a meatball and thought you were pregnant.

You're so skinny, when you turn sideways, you disappeared.

You're so skinny you don't swim, you skinny dip.

You're so skinny that if I were to put you on a flagpole, you would wave in the wind.

I would cut your throat out, but you need it to barf up your meals.

You're so skinny, you probably wipe your ass with floss.

You're so skinny, your nipples touch.

You're so skinny, you can hoola-hoop with Fruit loops

You're so skinny that you use Chapstick as deodorant.

You're so skinny, you could be saved from drowning by being tossed a Cheerio.

The Olsen twins called. They want their eating disorder back.

You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.

You're so skinny, you strap popsicle sticks to your feet to keep from going down the drain!

You're so skinny, you can see out the peep hole with both eyes.

You look like you're getting ready for a trip to Ethiopia.

You're so skinny, you have to run around in the shower to get wet.

I've seen more meat on a chicken than you