Random Skinny Insults

The Olsen twins called. They want their eating disorder back.

You're so skinny, you swallowed a meatball and thought you were pregnant.

I would cut your throat out, but you need it to barf up your meals.

You're so skinny, you can hoola-hoop with Fruit loops

You're so skinny, you have to run around in the shower to get wet.

You're so skinny, your nipples touch.

You're so skinny, your mom actually enjoyed your birth!

You're so skinny, you can see out the peep hole with both eyes.

You're so skinny that you use Chapstick as deodorant.

You're so skinny, you could be saved from drowning by being tossed a Cheerio.

You're so skinny that if I were to put you on a flagpole, you would wave in the wind.

You're so skinny, that you use a bandaid as a maxi-pad.

I've seen more meat on a chicken than you

You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.

You're so skinny, you strap popsicle sticks to your feet to keep from going down the drain!

You're so skinny, you can dodge rain drops.

You're so skinny, you probably wipe your ass with floss.

You're so skinny, when you turn sideways, you disappeared.

You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food.

You look like you're getting ready for a trip to Ethiopia.