Random Skinny Insults

You're so skinny, your nipples touch.

You're so skinny, you probably wipe your ass with floss.

You're so skinny, your mom actually enjoyed your birth!

I've seen more meat on a chicken than you

The Olsen twins called. They want their eating disorder back.

You're so skinny, you have to run around in the shower to get wet.

You look like you're getting ready for a trip to Ethiopia.

You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food.

You're so skinny you don't swim, you skinny dip.

You're so skinny, when you turn sideways, you disappeared.

You're so skinny, that you use a bandaid as a maxi-pad.

You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.

You're so skinny, you can see out the peep hole with both eyes.

You're so skinny that you use Chapstick as deodorant.

You're so skinny, you could be saved from drowning by being tossed a Cheerio.

You're so skinny, you can hoola-hoop with Fruit loops

You're so skinny, you swallowed a meatball and thought you were pregnant.

I would cut your throat out, but you need it to barf up your meals.

You're so skinny, you can dodge rain drops.

You're so skinny that if I were to put you on a flagpole, you would wave in the wind.