Random Skinny Insults

You look like you're getting ready for a trip to Ethiopia.

You're so skinny, you probably wipe your ass with floss.

You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.

You're so skinny, you swallowed a meatball and thought you were pregnant.

You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food.

You're so skinny you don't swim, you skinny dip.

You're so skinny, your mom actually enjoyed your birth!

You're so skinny, you strap popsicle sticks to your feet to keep from going down the drain!

I would cut your throat out, but you need it to barf up your meals.

You're so skinny, you can see out the peep hole with both eyes.

The Olsen twins called. They want their eating disorder back.

You're so skinny, you can dodge rain drops.

You're so skinny that if I were to put you on a flagpole, you would wave in the wind.

You're so skinny, you can hoola-hoop with Fruit loops

You're so skinny, you could be saved from drowning by being tossed a Cheerio.

You're so skinny, your nipples touch.

You're so skinny, you have to run around in the shower to get wet.

You're so skinny, that you use a bandaid as a maxi-pad.

You're so skinny that you use Chapstick as deodorant.

I've seen more meat on a chicken than you