Random Skinny Insults
There are 21 skinny insults.
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You're so skinny, you can see out the peep hole with both eyes.-30
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The Olsen twins called. They want their eating disorder back.-34
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You're so skinny, you could be saved from drowning by being tossed a Cheerio.258
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You're so skinny you don't swim, you skinny dip.-93
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I would cut your throat out, but you need it to barf up your meals.-81
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You're so skinny, you strap popsicle sticks to your feet to keep from going down the drain!53
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You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.-65
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You look like you're getting ready for a trip to Ethiopia.-142
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You're so skinny that you use Chapstick as deodorant.106
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You're so skinny, you swallowed a meatball and thought you were pregnant.640
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You're so skinny that if I were to put you on a flagpole, you would wave in the wind.-10
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You're so skinny, you can dodge rain drops.153
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I've seen more meat on a chicken than you186
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You're so skinny, you have to run around in the shower to get wet.159
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You're so skinny, you can hoola-hoop with Fruit loops246
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You're so skinny, when you turn sideways, you disappeared.154
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You're so skinny, you probably wipe your ass with floss.254
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You're so skinny, your mom actually enjoyed your birth!266
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You're so skinny, your nipples touch.105
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You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food.-45