Random Skinny Insults

There are 21 skinny insults.

  • You're so skinny, you can see out the peep hole with both eyes.
    -27
  • You're so skinny, that you use a bandaid as a maxi-pad.
    151
  • You're so skinny you don't swim, you skinny dip.
    -94
  • You're so skinny, you probably wipe your ass with floss.
    219
  • You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food.
    -29
  • You're so skinny, you strap popsicle sticks to your feet to keep from going down the drain!
    52
  • You're so skinny that if I were to put you on a flagpole, you would wave in the wind.
    -12
  • You look like you're getting ready for a trip to Ethiopia.
    -119
  • I would cut your throat out, but you need it to barf up your meals.
    -72
  • You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.
    -63
  • You're so skinny that you use Chapstick as deodorant.
    78
  • You're so skinny, you could be saved from drowning by being tossed a Cheerio.
    253
  • You're so skinny, your nipples touch.
    103
  • You're so skinny, your mom actually enjoyed your birth!
    246
  • You're so skinny, you can hoola-hoop with Fruit loops
    230
  • You're so skinny, when you turn sideways, you disappeared.
    146
  • The Olsen twins called. They want their eating disorder back.
    -24
  • You're so skinny, you can dodge rain drops.
    145
  • You're so skinny, you have to run around in the shower to get wet.
    150
  • You're so skinny, you swallowed a meatball and thought you were pregnant.
    608