Random Skinny Insults

I've seen more meat on a chicken than you

You're so skinny, you could be saved from drowning by being tossed a Cheerio.

You're so skinny, you probably wipe your ass with floss.

You're so skinny, your nipples touch.

You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food.

You're so skinny that if I were to put you on a flagpole, you would wave in the wind.

You're so skinny that you use Chapstick as deodorant.

You're so skinny, when you turn sideways, you disappeared.

You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.

You're so skinny, you swallowed a meatball and thought you were pregnant.

You look like you're getting ready for a trip to Ethiopia.

You're so skinny, you can hoola-hoop with Fruit loops

You're so skinny, that you use a bandaid as a maxi-pad.

You're so skinny, you can dodge rain drops.

You're so skinny, you have to run around in the shower to get wet.

You're so skinny, you strap popsicle sticks to your feet to keep from going down the drain!

You're so skinny you don't swim, you skinny dip.

The Olsen twins called. They want their eating disorder back.

You're so skinny, your mom actually enjoyed your birth!

I would cut your throat out, but you need it to barf up your meals.