Random Skinny Insults

You're so skinny, you can hoola-hoop with Fruit loops

You're so skinny, your mom actually enjoyed your birth!

You're so skinny, your nipples touch.

I've seen more meat on a chicken than you

You're so skinny that you use Chapstick as deodorant.

You're so skinny, when you turn sideways, you disappeared.

You're so skinny, you swallowed a meatball and thought you were pregnant.

You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food.

You're so skinny you don't swim, you skinny dip.

The Olsen twins called. They want their eating disorder back.

I would cut your throat out, but you need it to barf up your meals.

You're so skinny, you can dodge rain drops.

You're so skinny, you strap popsicle sticks to your feet to keep from going down the drain!

You're so skinny, that you use a bandaid as a maxi-pad.

You're so skinny, you could be saved from drowning by being tossed a Cheerio.

You're so skinny, you have to run around in the shower to get wet.

You're so skinny that if I were to put you on a flagpole, you would wave in the wind.

You're so skinny, you can see out the peep hole with both eyes.

You're so skinny, you probably wipe your ass with floss.

You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.