Random Skinny Insults

You're so skinny, you can hoola-hoop with Fruit loops

I would cut your throat out, but you need it to barf up your meals.

You're so skinny you don't swim, you skinny dip.

You're so skinny, when you turn sideways, you disappeared.

You're so skinny, you swallowed a meatball and thought you were pregnant.

You're so skinny, you probably wipe your ass with floss.

You're so skinny, you could be saved from drowning by being tossed a Cheerio.

The Olsen twins called. They want their eating disorder back.

You're so skinny that you use Chapstick as deodorant.

You're so skinny that if I were to put you on a flagpole, you would wave in the wind.

You're so skinny, you strap popsicle sticks to your feet to keep from going down the drain!

You're so skinny, you have to run around in the shower to get wet.

You look like you're getting ready for a trip to Ethiopia.

You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food.

You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.

You're so skinny, your nipples touch.

You're so skinny, you can see out the peep hole with both eyes.

You're so skinny, you can dodge rain drops.

You're so skinny, your mom actually enjoyed your birth!

I've seen more meat on a chicken than you