Random Skinny Insults

You're so skinny, you could be saved from drowning by being tossed a Cheerio.

You're so skinny, you strap popsicle sticks to your feet to keep from going down the drain!

You're so skinny, your mom actually enjoyed your birth!

You look like you're getting ready for a trip to Ethiopia.

You're so skinny, you have to run around in the shower to get wet.

You're so skinny, you swallowed a meatball and thought you were pregnant.

You're so skinny, you can see out the peep hole with both eyes.

You're so skinny that if I were to put you on a flagpole, you would wave in the wind.

You're so skinny, you probably wipe your ass with floss.

You're so skinny you don't swim, you skinny dip.

You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.

I would cut your throat out, but you need it to barf up your meals.

You're so skinny, your nipples touch.

You're so skinny, that you use a bandaid as a maxi-pad.

You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food.

The Olsen twins called. They want their eating disorder back.

You're so skinny, you can dodge rain drops.

You're so skinny, when you turn sideways, you disappeared.

You're so skinny that you use Chapstick as deodorant.

You're so skinny, you can hoola-hoop with Fruit loops