Random Skinny Insults

You look like you're getting ready for a trip to Ethiopia.

I would cut your throat out, but you need it to barf up your meals.

You're so skinny, you can dodge rain drops.

I've seen more meat on a chicken than you

You're so skinny, your mom actually enjoyed your birth!

You're so skinny, you could be saved from drowning by being tossed a Cheerio.

You're so skinny, your nipples touch.

You're so skinny, you can hoola-hoop with Fruit loops

You're so skinny, that you use a bandaid as a maxi-pad.

You're so skinny, you probably wipe your ass with floss.

You're so skinny you don't swim, you skinny dip.

You're so skinny that you use Chapstick as deodorant.

You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.

You're so skinny, you have to run around in the shower to get wet.

You're so skinny that if I were to put you on a flagpole, you would wave in the wind.

The Olsen twins called. They want their eating disorder back.

You're so skinny, you strap popsicle sticks to your feet to keep from going down the drain!

You're so skinny, you can see out the peep hole with both eyes.

You're so skinny, when you turn sideways, you disappeared.

You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food.