Random Skinny Insults

There are 21 skinny insults.

  • You're so skinny, you can dodge rain drops.
    210
  • You're so skinny that you use Chapstick as deodorant.
    218
  • You're so skinny, you can see out the peep hole with both eyes.
    -34
  • I would cut your throat out, but you need it to barf up your meals.
    -155
  • You're so skinny that if I were to put you on a flagpole, you would wave in the wind.
    73
  • You're so skinny, you probably wipe your ass with floss.
    491
  • You're so skinny, that you use a bandaid as a maxi-pad.
    188
  • You're so skinny, your nipples touch.
    145
  • You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.
    -70
  • You're so skinny you don't swim, you skinny dip.
    -112
  • You're so skinny, you have to run around in the shower to get wet.
    218
  • You're so skinny, you swallowed a meatball and thought you were pregnant.
    795
  • You're so skinny, your mom actually enjoyed your birth!
    415
  • The Olsen twins called. They want their eating disorder back.
    -77
  • You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food.
    -53
  • You're so skinny, when you turn sideways, you disappeared.
    240
  • I've seen more meat on a chicken than you
    308
  • You're so skinny, you can hoola-hoop with Fruit loops
    366
  • You're so skinny, you strap popsicle sticks to your feet to keep from going down the drain!
    73
  • You're so skinny, you could be saved from drowning by being tossed a Cheerio.
    318