Random Skinny Insults

You're so skinny, you can see out the peep hole with both eyes.

The Olsen twins called. They want their eating disorder back.

You're so skinny, you could be saved from drowning by being tossed a Cheerio.

You're so skinny you don't swim, you skinny dip.

I would cut your throat out, but you need it to barf up your meals.

You're so skinny, you strap popsicle sticks to your feet to keep from going down the drain!

You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.

You look like you're getting ready for a trip to Ethiopia.

You're so skinny that you use Chapstick as deodorant.

You're so skinny, you swallowed a meatball and thought you were pregnant.

You're so skinny that if I were to put you on a flagpole, you would wave in the wind.

You're so skinny, you can dodge rain drops.

I've seen more meat on a chicken than you

You're so skinny, you have to run around in the shower to get wet.

You're so skinny, you can hoola-hoop with Fruit loops

You're so skinny, when you turn sideways, you disappeared.

You're so skinny, you probably wipe your ass with floss.

You're so skinny, your mom actually enjoyed your birth!

You're so skinny, your nipples touch.

You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food.