Random Skinny Insults

You're so skinny you don't swim, you skinny dip.

You're so skinny, you strap popsicle sticks to your feet to keep from going down the drain!

You're so skinny, you can dodge rain drops.

You're so skinny, you can see out the peep hole with both eyes.

You're so skinny that you use Chapstick as deodorant.

You look like you're getting ready for a trip to Ethiopia.

You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.

You're so skinny, you probably wipe your ass with floss.

You're so skinny, you have to run around in the shower to get wet.

The Olsen twins called. They want their eating disorder back.

You're so skinny, your mom actually enjoyed your birth!

You're so skinny, you could be saved from drowning by being tossed a Cheerio.

You're so skinny, when you turn sideways, you disappeared.

You're so skinny, that you use a bandaid as a maxi-pad.

You're so skinny that if I were to put you on a flagpole, you would wave in the wind.

You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food.

You're so skinny, you swallowed a meatball and thought you were pregnant.

I've seen more meat on a chicken than you

You're so skinny, you can hoola-hoop with Fruit loops

You're so skinny, your nipples touch.