Random Skinny Insults

I've seen more meat on a chicken than you

You're so skinny, you strap popsicle sticks to your feet to keep from going down the drain!

You're so skinny, you swallowed a meatball and thought you were pregnant.

You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.

You're so skinny, you could be saved from drowning by being tossed a Cheerio.

You're so skinny, you can dodge rain drops.

You look like you're getting ready for a trip to Ethiopia.

You're so skinny you don't swim, you skinny dip.

You're so skinny, you can see out the peep hole with both eyes.

You're so skinny that if I were to put you on a flagpole, you would wave in the wind.

You're so skinny, you can hoola-hoop with Fruit loops

You're so skinny, that you use a bandaid as a maxi-pad.

You're so skinny, when you turn sideways, you disappeared.

You're so skinny, your mom actually enjoyed your birth!

You're so skinny, you have to run around in the shower to get wet.

You're so skinny that you use Chapstick as deodorant.

I would cut your throat out, but you need it to barf up your meals.

You're so skinny, your nipples touch.

You're so skinny, you probably wipe your ass with floss.

You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food.