Random Skinny Insults

You're so skinny, your nipples touch.

You're so skinny, you probably wipe your ass with floss.

You're so skinny, when you turn sideways, you disappeared.

You're so skinny, that you use a bandaid as a maxi-pad.

I've seen more meat on a chicken than you

You're so skinny, you can hoola-hoop with Fruit loops

You're so skinny, you can dodge rain drops.

The Olsen twins called. They want their eating disorder back.

You're so skinny, your mom actually enjoyed your birth!

You're so skinny, you swallowed a meatball and thought you were pregnant.

You're so skinny you don't swim, you skinny dip.

You look like you're getting ready for a trip to Ethiopia.

You're so skinny, you can see out the peep hole with both eyes.

You're so skinny that you use Chapstick as deodorant.

You're so skinny, you have to run around in the shower to get wet.

You're so skinny, you strap popsicle sticks to your feet to keep from going down the drain!

You're so skinny that if I were to put you on a flagpole, you would wave in the wind.

You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food.

I would cut your throat out, but you need it to barf up your meals.

You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.