Random Skinny Insults

You're so skinny, you could be saved from drowning by being tossed a Cheerio.

You're so skinny, you strap popsicle sticks to your feet to keep from going down the drain!

You're so skinny, your mom actually enjoyed your birth!

You're so skinny, you probably wipe your ass with floss.

You're so skinny you don't swim, you skinny dip.

You look like you're getting ready for a trip to Ethiopia.

I would cut your throat out, but you need it to barf up your meals.

The Olsen twins called. They want their eating disorder back.

You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.

You're so skinny that you use Chapstick as deodorant.

You're so skinny, that you use a bandaid as a maxi-pad.

You're so skinny, your nipples touch.

You're so skinny, you can dodge rain drops.

You're so skinny that if I were to put you on a flagpole, you would wave in the wind.

You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food.

You're so skinny, you swallowed a meatball and thought you were pregnant.

You're so skinny, you have to run around in the shower to get wet.

You're so skinny, you can hoola-hoop with Fruit loops

You're so skinny, when you turn sideways, you disappeared.

I've seen more meat on a chicken than you