Random Skinny Insults

You're so skinny, your mom actually enjoyed your birth!

You're so skinny, you have to run around in the shower to get wet.

You're so skinny, you probably wipe your ass with floss.

You're so skinny, when you turn sideways, you disappeared.

I've seen more meat on a chicken than you

The Olsen twins called. They want their eating disorder back.

You're so skinny, you can dodge rain drops.

You're so skinny that if I were to put you on a flagpole, you would wave in the wind.

You look like you're getting ready for a trip to Ethiopia.

You're so skinny, you swallowed a meatball and thought you were pregnant.

You're so skinny, you could be saved from drowning by being tossed a Cheerio.

You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.

You're so skinny, you strap popsicle sticks to your feet to keep from going down the drain!

You're so skinny that you use Chapstick as deodorant.

You're so skinny you don't swim, you skinny dip.

You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food.

You're so skinny, your nipples touch.

I would cut your throat out, but you need it to barf up your meals.

You're so skinny, you can hoola-hoop with Fruit loops

You're so skinny, you can see out the peep hole with both eyes.