Random Rude Insults

Insults and comebacks that are dirty or rude in nature, typically about sex. List of vulgar and rude insults and comebacks.

  • Your vagina's like a joint, it gets passed around and hit till you can't hit that shit anymore.
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  • Let's play horse. I'll be the front end and you be yourself.
    236
  • Your sex life is like the rainbow; crazy people search for it, midgets have gone through it, and every gayman in America supports it.
    70
  • You are down to earth, but not quite far down enough.
    63
  • The only vagina that you're going to ever see is the one that you fell out of when you were born.
    373
  • Your conversation is like the waves of the sea. It makes me sick!
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  • You are master in your own house -- the doghouse!
    22
  • We know that you would go to the end of the world for us. But would you stay there?
    55
  • If you were any more of a dick, gay guys would be trying to suck your forehead.
    241
  • What's the difference between a joke and 10 black cocks? You can't take a joke.
    149
  • Who wears your CLEAN clothes?
    4
  • The overwhelming power of the sex drive was demonstrated by the fact that someone was willing to father you.
    62
  • I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.
    245
  • You are a rotting boner.
    -54
  • You're just like a door knob, everyone's used you.
    152
  • You always manage to keep your neck above water. We can tell by the color of it.
    -21
  • You're the reason God created Birth Control.
    225
  • If you want to get laid, crawl up a chicken's ass and wait!
    317
  • You should put a diaper on your face because that's where all the shit is coming out of.
    385
  • You're such a turd, when you sat in the sandbox, the cats tried to bury you.
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