Random Rude Insults

Insults and comebacks that are dirty or rude in nature, typically about sex. List of vulgar and rude insults and comebacks.

  • Your vagina's like a joint, it gets passed around and hit till you can't hit that shit anymore.
  • Look through your towels and tell us the name of the hotel you stayed at in Detroit.
  • If you want to get laid, crawl up a chicken's ass and wait!
  • I Wonder if You'd Drive Any Better if that CAR PHONE was UP YOUR BUTT
  • In the next life, you'll blaze a way for us.
  • When I looked at your face I almost fainted but I just told myself don't worry its just a nightmare.
  • Insult: Are you 5?
    Comeback: Yeah 5 inches deep in your mom
  • Your conversation is like the waves of the sea. It makes me sick!
  • You're like a showbag; full of shit.
  • You are a loser. I am a goddess. Any questions?
  • You grow on people -- like a wart!
  • Practice safe sex; go screw yourself!
  • If people don't sit at Chaplin's feet, he goes out and stands where they are sitting.
  • If you were any more of a dick, gay guys would be trying to suck your forehead.
  • I heard you went to see the doctor and told him that you wanted a little wart removed; so he had you thrown out of his office.
  • Your honor student swallows!
  • We know that you would go to the end of the world for us. But would you stay there?
  • I reprimanded my brother for mimicking you. I told him not to act like a fool.
  • Hey, I heard you went to the butcher and asked for 10 cents worth of dog meat and he asked you if you wanted it wrapped or if you would eat it on the spot.
  • He's got a Dick like a turkey poking his head through a bush.