Random Rude Insults

I hear that when your mother first saw you, she decided to leave you on the front steps of a police station while she turned herself in.

People clap when they see you -- their hands over their eyes or ears.

Some people are has-beens. You are a never-was.

You sir, deserve a blow job. From my pencil sharpener.

Your vagina's like a joint, it gets passed around and hit till you can't hit that shit anymore.

You should have been a blowjob.

You started at the bottom -- and it's been downhill ever since.

I hear you are an officer. Your rank is -- just plain rank!

You're just like a vacuum cleaner, you suck things up but you don't spit out.

Twinkle twinkle little slut,
You like dick inside your butt.

Yours was an unnatural birth; you came from a human being.

You're such a turd, when you sat in the sandbox, the cats tried to bury you.

Nice "cumback", did you scrape it from the back of your throat?

Is your name Amazon? You`re so wide at the mouth.

You're one load your mum should have swallowed!

I would like the pleasure of your company, but it only gives me displeasure.

You're the reason God created the middle finger.

Take a vacation; go to Club Dead.

Sorry for calling you a whore all those times. I didn't realize a lack of love from your parents leaves a hole in your heart only dicks can fill.

300 million sperm cells, and you were the quickest?!