Random Rude Insults

Yours was an unnatural birth; you came from a human being.

Nice "cumback", did you scrape it from the back of your throat?

If you really want to know about mistakes, you should ask your parents.

I don't mind that you are talking so long as you don't mind that I'm not listening.

You remind me of the ocean -- you make me sick.

You are so boring that you can't even entertain a doubt.

In the next life, you'll blaze a way for us.

He's got a Dick so big it's got it's own heart and lungs.

I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

We know that you would go to the end of the world for us. But would you stay there?

You're like a vacuum cleaner; you suck and blow.

Sorry for calling you a whore all those times. I didn't realize a lack of love from your parents leaves a hole in your heart only dicks can fill.

You wanna know something about being a bitch? You could go ask your mother.

You are the answer to my prayer!! I prayed to find out if things could get worse!!

Look through your towels and tell us the name of the hotel you stayed at in Detroit.

You have an inferiority complex -- and it's fully justified.

If you want to get laid, crawl up a chicken's ass and wait!

Your vagina's like a joint, it gets passed around and hit till you can't hit that shit anymore.

Some day you will find yourself -- and wish that you hadn't.

Your dad should of had made a white spot in the sheets instead of a black spot in society!