Random Rude Insults

Insults and comebacks that are dirty or rude in nature, typically about sex. List of vulgar and rude insults and comebacks.

  • You must be the arithmetic man -- you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance.
  • You're the reason God created the middle finger.
  • He's got a Dick like a baby's arm holding an orange.
  • I would not allow this student to breed.
  • You remind me of the ocean -- you make me sick.
  • You spent so much time trying to get rid of that halitosis that you had only to find out that you are not popular anyway.
  • Keep talking. I always yawn when I'm interested.
  • I hear you are an officer. Your rank is -- just plain rank!
  • You're such a turd, when you sat in the sandbox, the cats tried to bury you.
  • The thing that terrifies me the most is that someone might hate me as much as I loathe you.
  • You grow on people -- like a wart!
  • Your dick is like a landmine; small, hidden, and explodes on contact.
  • You're just like a vacuum cleaner, you suck things up but you don't spit out.
  • You always manage to keep your neck above water. We can tell by the color of it.
  • You should classify your dick as a choking hazard, because little children choke on small things
  • Sit down and give your mind a rest.
  • You're just like a door knob, everyone's used you.
  • Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.
  • Sorry for calling you a whore all those times. I didn't realize a lack of love from your parents leaves a hole in your heart only dicks can fill.
  • All of your ancestors must number in the millions; it's hard to believe that many people are to blame for producing you.