Random Rude Insults

Insults and comebacks that are dirty or rude in nature, typically about sex. List of vulgar and rude insults and comebacks.

  • Your vagina's like a joint, it gets passed around and hit till you can't hit that shit anymore.
  • I would shove my foot up your ass, but you would enjoy it.
  • You always manage to keep your neck above water. We can tell by the color of it.
  • Twinkle twinkle little slut,
    You like dick inside your butt.
  • You spent so much time trying to get rid of that halitosis that you had only to find out that you are not popular anyway.
  • Some day you will find yourself -- and wish that you hadn't.
  • Go put some sand in your crotch, it will make the crabs feel at home.
  • I heard you went to see the doctor and told him that you wanted a little wart removed; so he had you thrown out of his office.
  • You are the answer to my prayer!! I prayed to find out if things could get worse!!
  • Who wears your CLEAN clothes?
  • Sit down and give your mind a rest.
  • You are a loser. I am a goddess. Any questions?
  • Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.
  • Is your name Amazon? You`re so wide at the mouth.
  • I reprimanded my brother for mimicking you. I told him not to act like a fool.
  • He's got a Dick like a turkey poking his head through a bush.
  • You're like a vacuum cleaner; you suck and blow.
  • We do not complain about your shortcomings, but about your long sayings.
  • You started at the bottom -- and it's been downhill ever since.
  • You add to, not diminish, pain!