Random Rude Insults

Insults and comebacks that are dirty or rude in nature, typically about sex. List of vulgar and rude insults and comebacks.

  • If you really want to know about mistakes, you should ask your parents.
  • You are master in your own house -- the doghouse!
  • I would shove my foot up your ass, but you would enjoy it.
  • I hear that when your mother first saw you, she decided to leave you on the front steps of a police station while she turned herself in.
  • Go put some sand in your crotch, it will make the crabs feel at home.
  • Nobody would miss you if your dad had put you in a tissue.
  • Take a vacation; go to Club Dead.
  • You are a loser. I am a goddess. Any questions?
  • Why Are You Staring At My Bumper!? You Pervert!
  • You are so boring that you can't even entertain a doubt.
  • You wanna know something about being a bitch? You could go ask your mother.
  • You have an inferiority complex -- and it's fully justified.
  • You started with nothing and still have most of it left.
  • You always manage to keep your neck above water. We can tell by the color of it.
  • You spent so much time trying to get rid of that halitosis that you had only to find out that you are not popular anyway.
  • Wanna go to your Mommy? She has your bottle heated up.
  • You must be the arithmetic man -- you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance.
  • Did you take a shit today? Well, put it back!
  • I Wonder if You'd Drive Any Better if that CAR PHONE was UP YOUR BUTT
  • You started at the bottom -- and it's been downhill ever since.