Random Rude Insults

Insults and comebacks that are dirty or rude in nature, typically about sex. List of vulgar and rude insults and comebacks.

  • People clap when they see you -- their hands over their eyes or ears.
    21
  • I thought of you all day today when I was at the zoo.
    176
  • You are down to earth, but not quite far down enough.
    63
  • You're the reason God created Birth Control.
    225
  • I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!
    102
  • Insult: Are you 5?
    Comeback: Yeah 5 inches deep in your mom
    143
  • If people don't sit at Chaplin's feet, he goes out and stands where they are sitting.
    -26
  • Your dad should of had made a white spot in the sheets instead of a black spot in society!
    65
  • Why Are You Staring At My Bumper!? You Pervert!
    -101
  • When I looked at your face I almost fainted but I just told myself don't worry its just a nightmare.
    284
  • Your conversation is like the waves of the sea. It makes me sick!
    -2
  • You grow on people -- like a wart!
    -11
  • If you were any more of a dick, gay guys would be trying to suck your forehead.
    238
  • He's got a Dick like a baby's arm holding an orange.
    -180
  • Hey, I heard you went to the butcher and asked for 10 cents worth of dog meat and he asked you if you wanted it wrapped or if you would eat it on the spot.
    -28
  • We know that you would go to the end of the world for us. But would you stay there?
    55
  • I hear you were born on April 2; a day too late!
    153
  • Take a vacation; go to Club Dead.
    -61
  • In the next life, you'll blaze a way for us.
    -41
  • I'm not saying I hate you, I just hope you get fingered by Wolverine.
    315