Random Rude Insults

Insults and comebacks that are dirty or rude in nature, typically about sex. List of vulgar and rude insults and comebacks.

  • Wanna go to your Mommy? She has your bottle heated up.
  • If people don't sit at Chaplin's feet, he goes out and stands where they are sitting.
  • Nobody would miss you if your dad had put you in a tissue.
  • I would shove my foot up your ass, but you would enjoy it.
  • If you were any more of a dick, gay guys would be trying to suck your forehead.
  • I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!
  • You're such a turd, when you sat in the sandbox, the cats tried to bury you.
  • Can I borrow your brain? I'm building an idiot.
  • The smartest thing that ever came out of your mouth was a penis.
  • What's the difference between a joke and 10 black cocks? You can't take a joke.
  • We do not complain about your shortcomings, but about your long sayings.
  • You're like a showbag; full of shit.
  • You say that you are always bright and early. Well, OK!! We know you are early.
  • You wanna know something about being a bitch? You could go ask your mother.
  • You're the dick you'll never have.
  • All of your ancestors must number in the millions; it's hard to believe that many people are to blame for producing you.
  • You add to, not diminish, pain!
  • You urine soaked Swine.
  • Your balls are so saggy you can teabag someone while doing a hand stand.
  • I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?