Random Rude Insults

Insults and comebacks that are dirty or rude in nature, typically about sex. List of vulgar and rude insults and comebacks.

  • I think Mother Nature really hates you because you remind her so much of all her mistakes!
  • I would like the pleasure of your company, but it only gives me displeasure.
  • Who wears your GOOD clothes?
  • To all the bitches with my name in their mouth, do what you do best and swallow it.
  • You were supposed to be a stain on the carpet.
  • You are down to earth, but not quite far down enough.
  • You're such a turd, when you sat in the sandbox, the cats tried to bury you.
  • The thing that terrifies me the most is that someone might hate me as much as I loathe you.
  • When you get to the men`s room, you will see a sign that says, "Gentlemen." Pay no heed to it. Go right on in.
  • You're one load your mum should have swallowed!
  • Actually, I never liked Dylan's kind of music before; I always thought he sounded just like Yogi Bear.
  • Your dick is like a landmine; small, hidden, and explodes on contact.
  • You should have been a blowjob.
  • You sir, deserve a blow job. From my pencil sharpener.
  • You say that you are always bright and early. Well, OK!! We know you are early.
  • You have an inferiority complex -- and it's fully justified.
  • Some day you will find yourself - and wish you hadn't.
  • I heard that you were fired from the sperm factory for drinking on the job!
  • You better hide, the garbage collector is coming!
  • You remind me of the ocean -- you make me sick.