Random Rude Insults
Insults and comebacks that are dirty or rude in nature, typically about sex. List of vulgar and rude insults and comebacks.
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I hear that when your mother first saw you, she decided to leave you on the front steps of a police station while she turned herself in.332
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People clap when they see you -- their hands over their eyes or ears.21
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Some people are has-beens. You are a never-was.111
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You sir, deserve a blow job. From my pencil sharpener.335
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Your vagina's like a joint, it gets passed around and hit till you can't hit that shit anymore.155
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You should have been a blowjob.-467
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You started at the bottom -- and it's been downhill ever since.56
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I hear you are an officer. Your rank is -- just plain rank!-73
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You're just like a vacuum cleaner, you suck things up but you don't spit out.72
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Twinkle twinkle little slut,
You like dick inside your butt.719 -
Yours was an unnatural birth; you came from a human being.-4
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You're such a turd, when you sat in the sandbox, the cats tried to bury you.35
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Nice "cumback", did you scrape it from the back of your throat?446
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Is your name Amazon? You`re so wide at the mouth.-19
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You're one load your mum should have swallowed!221
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I would like the pleasure of your company, but it only gives me displeasure.17
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You're the reason God created the middle finger.1.4K
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Take a vacation; go to Club Dead.-60
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Sorry for calling you a whore all those times. I didn't realize a lack of love from your parents leaves a hole in your heart only dicks can fill.466
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300 million sperm cells, and you were the quickest?!97