Random Rude Insults
Insults and comebacks that are dirty or rude in nature, typically about sex. List of vulgar and rude insults and comebacks.
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You're the dick you'll never have.214
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I thought of you all day today when I was at the zoo.176
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If you have a problem then tell my ass cause it's the only one who gives a shit.212
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He's got a Dick so big it's got it's own heart and lungs.-264
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Nice "cumback", did you scrape it from the back of your throat?450
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Is your name Maple Syrup? It should be, you sap.-43
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Sit down and give your mind a rest.-26
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I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.244
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I would say that you are barking up the wrong tree, but that is your natural voice.42
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Your vagina's like a joint, it gets passed around and hit till you can't hit that shit anymore.159
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Let's play horse. I'll be the front end and you be yourself.236
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You say that you are always bright and early. Well, OK!! We know you are early.-27
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You have an inferiority complex -- and it's fully justified.-9
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Can I borrow your brain? I'm building an idiot.99
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Heard your family went to a restaurant where they serve crabs just so they could bring you along.-35
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Yours was an unnatural birth; you came from a human being.-4
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If you were any more of a dick, gay guys would be trying to suck your forehead.239
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You're the reason God created Birth Control.225
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I don't mind that you are talking so long as you don't mind that I'm not listening.118
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We do not complain about your shortcomings, but about your long sayings.-9