Random Rude Insults

Insults and comebacks that are dirty or rude in nature, typically about sex. List of vulgar and rude insults and comebacks.

  • He's got a Dick like a turkey poking his head through a bush.
    -67
  • If people don't sit at Chaplin's feet, he goes out and stands where they are sitting.
    -26
  • Practice safe sex; go screw yourself!
    410
  • I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.
    241
  • Wanna go to your Mommy? She has your bottle heated up.
    -197
  • Some day you will find yourself - and wish you hadn't.
    149
  • Look through your towels and tell us the name of the hotel you stayed at in Detroit.
    -74
  • I would like the pleasure of your company, but it only gives me displeasure.
    17
  • The thing that terrifies me the most is that someone might hate me as much as I loathe you.
    25
  • You were supposed to be a stain on the carpet.
    90
  • All of your ancestors must number in the millions; it's hard to believe that many people are to blame for producing you.
    30
  • People clap when they see you -- their hands over their eyes or ears.
    21
  • You always manage to keep your neck above water. We can tell by the color of it.
    -21
  • You are the answer to my prayer!! I prayed to find out if things could get worse!!
    65
  • I reprimanded my brother for mimicking you. I told him not to act like a fool.
    29
  • If you really want to know about mistakes, you should ask your parents.
    177
  • Is your name Amazon? You`re so wide at the mouth.
    -19
  • You are down to earth, but not quite far down enough.
    63
  • Did you take a shit today? Well, put it back!
    -51
  • Some people are has-beens. You are a never-was.
    111