Random Rude Insults

Insults and comebacks that are dirty or rude in nature, typically about sex. List of vulgar and rude insults and comebacks.

  • Yours was an unnatural birth; you came from a human being.
  • Nice "cumback", did you scrape it from the back of your throat?
  • If you really want to know about mistakes, you should ask your parents.
  • I don't mind that you are talking so long as you don't mind that I'm not listening.
  • You remind me of the ocean -- you make me sick.
  • You are so boring that you can't even entertain a doubt.
  • In the next life, you'll blaze a way for us.
  • He's got a Dick so big it's got it's own heart and lungs.
  • I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
  • We know that you would go to the end of the world for us. But would you stay there?
  • You're like a vacuum cleaner; you suck and blow.
  • Sorry for calling you a whore all those times. I didn't realize a lack of love from your parents leaves a hole in your heart only dicks can fill.
  • You wanna know something about being a bitch? You could go ask your mother.
  • You are the answer to my prayer!! I prayed to find out if things could get worse!!
  • Look through your towels and tell us the name of the hotel you stayed at in Detroit.
  • You have an inferiority complex -- and it's fully justified.
  • If you want to get laid, crawl up a chicken's ass and wait!
  • Your vagina's like a joint, it gets passed around and hit till you can't hit that shit anymore.
  • Some day you will find yourself -- and wish that you hadn't.
  • Your dad should of had made a white spot in the sheets instead of a black spot in society!