Random Rude Insults

Insults and comebacks that are dirty or rude in nature, typically about sex. List of vulgar and rude insults and comebacks.

  • You better hide, the garbage collector is coming!
  • We do not complain about your shortcomings, but about your long sayings.
  • You always manage to keep your neck above water. We can tell by the color of it.
  • You spent so much time trying to get rid of that halitosis that you had only to find out that you are not popular anyway.
  • I hear you are an officer. Your rank is -- just plain rank!
  • Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.
  • Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.
  • Some day you will find yourself -- and wish that you hadn't.
  • You should classify your dick as a choking hazard, because little children choke on small things
  • You were supposed to be a stain on the carpet.
  • You wanna know something about being a bitch? You could go ask your mother.
  • You are a rotting boner.
  • You urine soaked Swine.
  • If you were any more of a dick, gay guys would be trying to suck your forehead.
  • Why Are You Staring At My Bumper!? You Pervert!
  • I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.
  • Don't you realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already without your working so hard to give us another?
  • You're just like a vacuum cleaner, you suck things up but you don't spit out.
  • Is your name Maple Syrup? It should be, you sap.
  • Keep talking. I always yawn when I'm interested.