Random Rude Insults

Insults and comebacks that are dirty or rude in nature, typically about sex. List of vulgar and rude insults and comebacks.

  • A douche bag of your magnitude could cleanse a whale's vagina.
  • You are a loser. I am a goddess. Any questions?
  • Did you take a shit today? Well, put it back!
  • You spent so much time trying to get rid of that halitosis that you had only to find out that you are not popular anyway.
  • Yours was an unnatural birth; you came from a human being.
  • You were supposed to be a stain on the carpet.
  • Insult: Are you 5?
    Comeback: Yeah 5 inches deep in your mom
  • Let's play horse. I'll be the front end and you be yourself.
  • Heard your family went to a restaurant where they serve crabs just so they could bring you along.
  • Wanna go to your Mommy? She has your bottle heated up.
  • When you get to the men`s room, you will see a sign that says, "Gentlemen." Pay no heed to it. Go right on in.
  • Better at sex than anyone; now all he needs is a partner.
  • You're one load your mum should have swallowed!
  • You're the dick you'll never have.
  • He's got a Dick like a baby's arm holding an orange.
  • You're like a vacuum cleaner; you suck and blow.
  • I thought of you all day today when I was at the zoo.
  • You urine soaked Swine.
  • Nobody would miss you if your dad had put you in a tissue.
  • I would shove my foot up your ass, but you would enjoy it.