Random Rude Insults

Insults and comebacks that are dirty or rude in nature, typically about sex. List of vulgar and rude insults and comebacks.

  • Your vagina's like a joint, it gets passed around and hit till you can't hit that shit anymore.
  • You say that you are always bright and early. Well, OK!! We know you are early.
  • You're like a light switch, even a little kid can turn you on.
  • You should put a diaper on your face because that's where all the shit is coming out of.
  • He's got a Dick like a turkey poking his head through a bush.
  • I heard that you were fired from the sperm factory for drinking on the job!
  • You are so boring that you can't even entertain a doubt.
  • Is your name Maple Syrup? It should be, you sap.
  • Let's play horse. I'll be the front end and you be yourself.
  • Who wears your CLEAN clothes?
  • Your sex life is like the rainbow; crazy people search for it, midgets have gone through it, and every gayman in America supports it.
  • I would say that you are barking up the wrong tree, but that is your natural voice.
  • In the next life, you'll blaze a way for us.
  • You are down to earth, but not quite far down enough.
  • He's got a Dick so big it's got it's own heart and lungs.
  • You are the answer to my prayer!! I prayed to find out if things could get worse!!
  • When I looked at your face I almost fainted but I just told myself don't worry its just a nightmare.
  • You better hide, the garbage collector is coming!
  • You're such a turd, when you sat in the sandbox, the cats tried to bury you.
  • You're like a showbag; full of shit.