Random Rude Insults

Insults and comebacks that are dirty or rude in nature, typically about sex. List of vulgar and rude insults and comebacks.

  • The only vagina that you're going to ever see is the one that you fell out of when you were born.
    355
  • You must be the arithmetic man -- you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance.
    138
  • I would not allow this student to breed.
    -30
  • You're just like a vacuum cleaner, you suck things up but you don't spit out.
    63
  • You say that you are always bright and early. Well, OK!! We know you are early.
    -27
  • Acting like a dick won't make yours any bigger.
    866
  • You should put a diaper on your face because that's where all the shit is coming out of.
    369
  • You're one load your mum should have swallowed!
    213
  • What's the difference between a joke and 10 black cocks? You can't take a joke.
    122
  • Twinkle twinkle little slut,
    You like dick inside your butt.
    621
  • I don't mind that you are talking so long as you don't mind that I'm not listening.
    115
  • The overwhelming power of the sex drive was demonstrated by the fact that someone was willing to father you.
    56
  • Go put some sand in your crotch, it will make the crabs feel at home.
    219
  • Sorry for calling you a whore all those times. I didn't realize a lack of love from your parents leaves a hole in your heart only dicks can fill.
    436
  • We know that you would go to the end of the world for us. But would you stay there?
    53
  • Nobody would miss you if your dad had put you in a tissue.
    35
  • I would like the pleasure of your company, but it only gives me displeasure.
    19
  • You are a loser. I am a goddess. Any questions?
    -93
  • Your dick is like a landmine; small, hidden, and explodes on contact.
    484
  • You sir, deserve a blow job. From my pencil sharpener.
    305