Random Rude Insults

The only vagina that you're going to ever see is the one that you fell out of when you were born.

You must be the arithmetic man -- you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance.

I would not allow this student to breed.

You're just like a vacuum cleaner, you suck things up but you don't spit out.

You say that you are always bright and early. Well, OK!! We know you are early.

Acting like a dick won't make yours any bigger.

You should put a diaper on your face because that's where all the shit is coming out of.

You're one load your mum should have swallowed!

What's the difference between a joke and 10 black cocks? You can't take a joke.

Twinkle twinkle little slut,
You like dick inside your butt.

I don't mind that you are talking so long as you don't mind that I'm not listening.

The overwhelming power of the sex drive was demonstrated by the fact that someone was willing to father you.

Go put some sand in your crotch, it will make the crabs feel at home.

Sorry for calling you a whore all those times. I didn't realize a lack of love from your parents leaves a hole in your heart only dicks can fill.

We know that you would go to the end of the world for us. But would you stay there?

Nobody would miss you if your dad had put you in a tissue.

I would like the pleasure of your company, but it only gives me displeasure.

You are a loser. I am a goddess. Any questions?

Your dick is like a landmine; small, hidden, and explodes on contact.

You sir, deserve a blow job. From my pencil sharpener.