Random Rude Insults

You must be the arithmetic man -- you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance.

You're the reason God created the middle finger.

He's got a Dick like a baby's arm holding an orange.

I would not allow this student to breed.

You remind me of the ocean -- you make me sick.

You spent so much time trying to get rid of that halitosis that you had only to find out that you are not popular anyway.

Keep talking. I always yawn when I'm interested.

I hear you are an officer. Your rank is -- just plain rank!

You're such a turd, when you sat in the sandbox, the cats tried to bury you.

The thing that terrifies me the most is that someone might hate me as much as I loathe you.

You grow on people -- like a wart!

Your dick is like a landmine; small, hidden, and explodes on contact.

You're just like a vacuum cleaner, you suck things up but you don't spit out.

You always manage to keep your neck above water. We can tell by the color of it.

You should classify your dick as a choking hazard, because little children choke on small things

Sit down and give your mind a rest.

You're just like a door knob, everyone's used you.

Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.

Sorry for calling you a whore all those times. I didn't realize a lack of love from your parents leaves a hole in your heart only dicks can fill.

All of your ancestors must number in the millions; it's hard to believe that many people are to blame for producing you.