Random Rude Insults

Insults and comebacks that are dirty or rude in nature, typically about sex. List of vulgar and rude insults and comebacks.

  • I hear that when your mother first saw you, she decided to leave you on the front steps of a police station while she turned herself in.
    332
  • People clap when they see you -- their hands over their eyes or ears.
    21
  • Some people are has-beens. You are a never-was.
    111
  • You sir, deserve a blow job. From my pencil sharpener.
    335
  • Your vagina's like a joint, it gets passed around and hit till you can't hit that shit anymore.
    155
  • You should have been a blowjob.
    -467
  • You started at the bottom -- and it's been downhill ever since.
    56
  • I hear you are an officer. Your rank is -- just plain rank!
    -73
  • You're just like a vacuum cleaner, you suck things up but you don't spit out.
    72
  • Twinkle twinkle little slut,
    You like dick inside your butt.
    719
  • Yours was an unnatural birth; you came from a human being.
    -4
  • You're such a turd, when you sat in the sandbox, the cats tried to bury you.
    35
  • Nice "cumback", did you scrape it from the back of your throat?
    446
  • Is your name Amazon? You`re so wide at the mouth.
    -19
  • You're one load your mum should have swallowed!
    221
  • I would like the pleasure of your company, but it only gives me displeasure.
    17
  • You're the reason God created the middle finger.
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  • Take a vacation; go to Club Dead.
    -60
  • Sorry for calling you a whore all those times. I didn't realize a lack of love from your parents leaves a hole in your heart only dicks can fill.
    466
  • 300 million sperm cells, and you were the quickest?!
    97