Random Rude Insults

Insults and comebacks that are dirty or rude in nature, typically about sex. List of vulgar and rude insults and comebacks.

  • You're the dick you'll never have.
  • I thought of you all day today when I was at the zoo.
  • If you have a problem then tell my ass cause it's the only one who gives a shit.
  • He's got a Dick so big it's got it's own heart and lungs.
  • Nice "cumback", did you scrape it from the back of your throat?
  • Is your name Maple Syrup? It should be, you sap.
  • Sit down and give your mind a rest.
  • I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.
  • I would say that you are barking up the wrong tree, but that is your natural voice.
  • Your vagina's like a joint, it gets passed around and hit till you can't hit that shit anymore.
  • Let's play horse. I'll be the front end and you be yourself.
  • You say that you are always bright and early. Well, OK!! We know you are early.
  • You have an inferiority complex -- and it's fully justified.
  • Can I borrow your brain? I'm building an idiot.
  • Heard your family went to a restaurant where they serve crabs just so they could bring you along.
  • Yours was an unnatural birth; you came from a human being.
  • If you were any more of a dick, gay guys would be trying to suck your forehead.
  • You're the reason God created Birth Control.
  • I don't mind that you are talking so long as you don't mind that I'm not listening.
  • We do not complain about your shortcomings, but about your long sayings.