- 1What does the Pope and McDonald's have in common?
They both stick meat in ten year old buns.54
- 2Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you’re an asshole.20
- 3*to the mob of angry villagers with pitchforks and torches*
Glad to see the catholics are getting some fresh air!!!-46
- 4If God is real, then why are you here?-53
- 5If this really is blood of jesus, he must have been wasted 24/7.-206