Random Religion Insults

Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you’re an asshole.

If God is real, then why are you here?

*to the mob of angry villagers with pitchforks and torches*

Glad to see the catholics are getting some fresh air!!!

If this really is blood of jesus, he must have been wasted 24/7.

What does the Pope and McDonald's have in common?
They both stick meat in ten year old buns.