Random Religion Insults

What does the Pope and McDonald's have in common?
They both stick meat in ten year old buns.

If this really is blood of jesus, he must have been wasted 24/7.

If God is real, then why are you here?

Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you’re an asshole.

*to the mob of angry villagers with pitchforks and torches*

Glad to see the catholics are getting some fresh air!!!