Random Religion Insults

If God is real, then why are you here?

What does the Pope and McDonald's have in common?
They both stick meat in ten year old buns.

*to the mob of angry villagers with pitchforks and torches*

Glad to see the catholics are getting some fresh air!!!

Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you’re an asshole.

If this really is blood of jesus, he must have been wasted 24/7.