Random Relationship Insults
Find the perfect insult for your girlfriend, boyfriend, wife, or husband. List of insults and comebacks for relationships.
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I've had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel for you is the real thing.37
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Have you ever woken up from a sex dream and still felt horny? Cool, that's pretty much how your girlfriend feels after real sex.73
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If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies?256
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Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.231
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You're like the first slice of bread in the bag. Everyone touches you, but nobody really wants you.367
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Wanna get laid? Just crawl up a chicken's ass and wait!347
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Your wife said she liked seafood. So I gave her crabs.241
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Bacon is bacon, eggs are eggs, don't let guys between your legs, they say you're cute, they say you're fine, nine months later they say not mine.1.2K
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Your boyfriend hasn't gotten sick from eating your tuna every night?87
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I've had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel for you is the real thing.96
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You loud Dick-Lips.-180
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I wish our marriage certificate came with an expiry date.77
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Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.119
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I'll hit you so hard your wife will fall!-185
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You want my ass? You had my ass. You let my ass walk away. The only ass left is your dumbass!154
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If you're sad about being alone on Valentine's Day, just remember.. Nobody loves you on the other days of the year either.162
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I heard you were dating my ex -- how do I taste?112
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Here lies my wife: here let her lie !-118
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It's men like you that make women gay.292
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You're like a tornado; you moan like hell when you come and you take the house when you leave.40