Random Relationship Insults
Find the perfect insult for your girlfriend, boyfriend, wife, or husband. List of insults and comebacks for relationships.
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He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.37
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I've had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel for you is the real thing.37
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Don't feel too special, I'm only keeping your number in my phone so I know not to answer when you call.200
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Save your breath, you'll need it to blow up your date!78
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Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?
One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.374 -
Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.116
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Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.225
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I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!968
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It's men like you that make women gay.289
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You want my ass? You had my ass. You let my ass walk away. The only ass left is your dumbass!142
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Your boyfriend hasn't gotten sick from eating your tuna every night?83
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I wish our marriage certificate came with an expiry date.72
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You're like the first slice of bread in the bag. Everyone touches you, but nobody really wants you.345
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If you're sad about being alone on Valentine's Day, just remember.. Nobody loves you on the other days of the year either.151
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Ex: You'll never find someone like me.
You: That's the point.162 -
Marriage is like a phone call in the middle of the night; first the ring, THEN you wake up.47
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They call it 'PMS' because 'Mad Cow Disease' was already taken.121
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I'll hit you so hard your wife will fall!-170
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If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies?255
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You loud Dick-Lips.-175