Best Old People Insults
Funny insults and comebacks for old people. Make good banter with the elderly, such as grandparents and older relatives.
- 1I would ask you how old you are, but I know you can't count that high.223
- 2You're so old you're birthday cake looks like a forest fire.136
- 3Your so old your farts turn to dust.133
- 4Your grandfather is so old, when he went to school, history was current events.116
- 5You're so old, the candles weigh more than the birthday cake.111
- 6You are so old, you walked into an antique shop and they sold you.94
- 7Your grandfather is so old he remembers when the dead sea was just feeling ill.83
- 8You're so old, the Three Wise Men helped you with your homework.81
- 9One more wrinkle and you'd pass for a prune.75
- 10You're so old, you left your purse on Noah's ark.63
- 11You've got more wrinkles than an Elephant's scrotum.45
- 12You're so old, you waited tables at the last supper.13
- 13You're so old, you've seen honey expire!-29
- 14Yo momma's so old, she was the stripper at Jesus's bachelor party.-65
- 15Hey, act your age -- senile!-77
- 16The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.-99
- 17You're so old, I bet you're constipated!-331