Best Nerd Insults

Insults about all things nerdy, such as computers and gaming. List of witty nerd and geek insults and comebacks.

  • 21
    You know you're a bad gamer when invincibility only increases your survivability by 1/2.
    -13
  • 22
    A 10K brain attached to a 9600 baud mouth.
    -18
  • 23
    Wow, you're so slow, is your ping at 999?
    -19
  • 24
    You're so bad at WoW, you thought the level cap was a wearable item.
    -30
  • 25
    Playstation and Xbox are down? Quick call an ambulance! WII U WII U WII U WII U.
    -77
  • 26
    Your mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.
    -200