Best Nerd Insults

Insults about all things nerdy, such as computers and gaming. List of witty nerd and geek insults and comebacks.

  • 1
    Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. They forgot to mention morons.
    239
  • 2
    You're such a nerd that your penis probably plugs into a flash drive.
    176
  • 3
    You know you're a bad gamer when you're able to run out of infinite lives.
    155
  • 4
    Your IQ involves the square root of -1.
    143
  • 5
    Lets fight! Oh, and no using your pokemon.
    132
  • 6
    You are so computer illiterate, you shake your laptop to get the cookies out
    105
  • 7
    I'm polymerized tree sap, you're an inorganic adhesive. Any verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off me, returns to it's original trajectory and adheres to you.
    87
  • 8
    Your mom's so slutty, her pants have a droprate of 100%.
    76
  • 9
    Arguing on the internet is like running in the special olympics; even if you win you are still retarded.
    68
  • 10
    You know you're a bad gamer when you still miss with an aimbot.
    67
  • 11
    I've fought Mudcrabs more fearsome than you!
    54
  • 12
    This is the government's plan to see if monkeys can type, and I have to say: they successfully accomplished that.
    42
  • 13
    If I write a recommendation for you, the reader would think it's a detailed case study of neurodegenrative disorders.
    39
  • 14
    Uranus' diameter is 51,118 km. Oh wait, that's Urmouth, sorry.
    37
  • 15
    The only game you can play is the one I just made you lose.
    33
  • 16
    There are millions of particles in the universe that we can observe, your mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.
    25
  • 17
    Yo momma's so fat, I'd need two Pokeflutes to wake her ass.
    20
  • 18
    You're not optimized for life are you?
    16
  • 19
    You're not important - you're just an NPC!
    15
  • 20
    Yo momma's so FAT32, she wouldn't be accepted by NTFS!
    -10