Best Nerd Insults

Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. They forgot to mention morons.

You're such a nerd that your penis probably plugs into a flash drive.

You know you're a bad gamer when you're able to run out of infinite lives.

Your IQ involves the square root of -1.

Lets fight! Oh, and no using your pokemon.

You are so computer illiterate, you shake your laptop to get the cookies out

I'm polymerized tree sap, you're an inorganic adhesive. Any verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off me, returns to it's original trajectory and adheres to you.

Your mom's so slutty, her pants have a droprate of 100%.

You know you're a bad gamer when you still miss with an aimbot.

Arguing on the internet is like running in the special olympics; even if you win you are still retarded.

I've fought Mudcrabs more fearsome than you!

This is the government's plan to see if monkeys can type, and I have to say: they successfully accomplished that.

Uranus' diameter is 51,118 km. Oh wait, that's Urmouth, sorry.

If I write a recommendation for you, the reader would think it's a detailed case study of neurodegenrative disorders.

The only game you can play is the one I just made you lose.

There are millions of particles in the universe that we can observe, your mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.

You're not optimized for life are you?

Yo momma's so fat, I'd need two Pokeflutes to wake her ass.

You're not important - you're just an NPC!

You know you're a bad gamer when invincibility only increases your survivability by 1/2.