Best Nerd Insults
Insults about all things nerdy, such as computers and gaming. List of witty nerd and geek insults and comebacks.
- 1Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. They forgot to mention morons.258
- 2You're such a nerd that your penis probably plugs into a flash drive.188
- 3You know you're a bad gamer when you're able to run out of infinite lives.167
- 4Your IQ involves the square root of -1.153
- 5Lets fight! Oh, and no using your pokemon.137
- 6You are so computer illiterate, you shake your laptop to get the cookies out112
- 7I'm polymerized tree sap, you're an inorganic adhesive. Any verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off me, returns to it's original trajectory and adheres to you.89
- 8Your mom's so slutty, her pants have a droprate of 100%.80
- 9You know you're a bad gamer when you still miss with an aimbot.71
- 10Arguing on the internet is like running in the special olympics; even if you win you are still retarded.71
- 11I've fought Mudcrabs more fearsome than you!53
- 12This is the government's plan to see if monkeys can type, and I have to say: they successfully accomplished that.51
- 13Uranus' diameter is 51,118 km. Oh wait, that's Urmouth, sorry.45
- 14If I write a recommendation for you, the reader would think it's a detailed case study of neurodegenrative disorders.43
- 15The only game you can play is the one I just made you lose.33
- 16There are millions of particles in the universe that we can observe, your mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.33
- 17You're not optimized for life are you?20
- 18Yo momma's so fat, I'd need two Pokeflutes to wake her ass.15
- 19You're not important - you're just an NPC!13
- 20You know you're a bad gamer when invincibility only increases your survivability by 1/2.-14