Random Nerd Insults

Insults about all things nerdy, such as computers and gaming. List of witty nerd and geek insults and comebacks.

  • You're such a nerd that your penis probably plugs into a flash drive.
  • Arguing on the internet is like running in the special olympics; even if you win you are still retarded.
  • Yo momma's so fat, I'd need two Pokeflutes to wake her ass.
  • Your mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.
  • Your IQ involves the square root of -1.
  • I'm polymerized tree sap, you're an inorganic adhesive. Any verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off me, returns to it's original trajectory and adheres to you.
  • Wow, you're so slow, is your ping at 999?
  • If I write a recommendation for you, the reader would think it's a detailed case study of neurodegenrative disorders.
  • You're not important - you're just an NPC!
  • You know you're a bad gamer when you still miss with an aimbot.
  • Your mom's so slutty, her pants have a droprate of 100%.
  • Yo momma's so FAT32, she wouldn't be accepted by NTFS!
  • You are so computer illiterate, you shake your laptop to get the cookies out
  • You're so bad at WoW, you thought the level cap was a wearable item.
  • Playstation and Xbox are down? Quick call an ambulance! WII U WII U WII U WII U.
  • Uranus' diameter is 51,118 km. Oh wait, that's Urmouth, sorry.
  • You know you're a bad gamer when invincibility only increases your survivability by 1/2.
  • Lets fight! Oh, and no using your pokemon.
  • I've fought Mudcrabs more fearsome than you!
  • Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. They forgot to mention morons.