Random Nerd Insults

There are millions of particles in the universe that we can observe, your mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.

Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. They forgot to mention morons.

Yo momma's so fat, I'd need two Pokeflutes to wake her ass.

I've fought Mudcrabs more fearsome than you!

You're not important - you're just an NPC!

Your IQ involves the square root of -1.

I'm polymerized tree sap, you're an inorganic adhesive. Any verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off me, returns to it's original trajectory and adheres to you.

A 10K brain attached to a 9600 baud mouth.

This is the government's plan to see if monkeys can type, and I have to say: they successfully accomplished that.

Lets fight! Oh, and no using your pokemon.

You know you're a bad gamer when you're able to run out of infinite lives.

You're not optimized for life are you?

Playstation and Xbox are down? Quick call an ambulance! WII U WII U WII U WII U.

Uranus' diameter is 51,118 km. Oh wait, that's Urmouth, sorry.

The only game you can play is the one I just made you lose.

Arguing on the internet is like running in the special olympics; even if you win you are still retarded.

Your mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

You know you're a bad gamer when invincibility only increases your survivability by 1/2.

Wow, you're so slow, is your ping at 999?

You're so bad at WoW, you thought the level cap was a wearable item.