Random Nerd Insults

Insults about all things nerdy, such as computers and gaming. List of witty nerd and geek insults and comebacks.

  • Your mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.
    -190
  • You are so computer illiterate, you shake your laptop to get the cookies out
    106
  • Playstation and Xbox are down? Quick call an ambulance! WII U WII U WII U WII U.
    -72
  • You're not optimized for life are you?
    15
  • You know you're a bad gamer when invincibility only increases your survivability by 1/2.
    -12
  • Yo momma's so FAT32, she wouldn't be accepted by NTFS!
    -11
  • You're so bad at WoW, you thought the level cap was a wearable item.
    -28
  • This is the government's plan to see if monkeys can type, and I have to say: they successfully accomplished that.
    47
  • If I write a recommendation for you, the reader would think it's a detailed case study of neurodegenrative disorders.
    40
  • There are millions of particles in the universe that we can observe, your mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.
    28
  • Uranus' diameter is 51,118 km. Oh wait, that's Urmouth, sorry.
    39
  • You know you're a bad gamer when you're able to run out of infinite lives.
    157
  • You're not important - you're just an NPC!
    13
  • Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. They forgot to mention morons.
    250
  • I'm polymerized tree sap, you're an inorganic adhesive. Any verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off me, returns to it's original trajectory and adheres to you.
    86
  • Yo momma's so fat, I'd need two Pokeflutes to wake her ass.
    17
  • I've fought Mudcrabs more fearsome than you!
    56
  • You know you're a bad gamer when you still miss with an aimbot.
    69
  • Lets fight! Oh, and no using your pokemon.
    133
  • Wow, you're so slow, is your ping at 999?
    -18