Random Nerd Insults

I'm polymerized tree sap, you're an inorganic adhesive. Any verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off me, returns to it's original trajectory and adheres to you.

You're not optimized for life are you?

You're so bad at WoW, you thought the level cap was a wearable item.

Your mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

Yo momma's so fat, I'd need two Pokeflutes to wake her ass.

You know you're a bad gamer when invincibility only increases your survivability by 1/2.

You know you're a bad gamer when you're able to run out of infinite lives.

You know you're a bad gamer when you still miss with an aimbot.

There are millions of particles in the universe that we can observe, your mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.

Your mom's so slutty, her pants have a droprate of 100%.

The only game you can play is the one I just made you lose.

Yo momma's so FAT32, she wouldn't be accepted by NTFS!

Arguing on the internet is like running in the special olympics; even if you win you are still retarded.

You are so computer illiterate, you shake your laptop to get the cookies out

Playstation and Xbox are down? Quick call an ambulance! WII U WII U WII U WII U.

Uranus' diameter is 51,118 km. Oh wait, that's Urmouth, sorry.

This is the government's plan to see if monkeys can type, and I have to say: they successfully accomplished that.

You're not important - you're just an NPC!

If I write a recommendation for you, the reader would think it's a detailed case study of neurodegenrative disorders.

Lets fight! Oh, and no using your pokemon.