Random Nerd Insults
Insults about all things nerdy, such as computers and gaming. List of witty nerd and geek insults and comebacks.
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You are so computer illiterate, you shake your laptop to get the cookies out112
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I've fought Mudcrabs more fearsome than you!53
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Your IQ involves the square root of -1.153
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Uranus' diameter is 51,118 km. Oh wait, that's Urmouth, sorry.45
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This is the government's plan to see if monkeys can type, and I have to say: they successfully accomplished that.51
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You know you're a bad gamer when you still miss with an aimbot.71
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Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. They forgot to mention morons.258
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You're so bad at WoW, you thought the level cap was a wearable item.-29
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I'm polymerized tree sap, you're an inorganic adhesive. Any verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off me, returns to it's original trajectory and adheres to you.89
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You're such a nerd that your penis probably plugs into a flash drive.188
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Wow, you're so slow, is your ping at 999?-15
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Arguing on the internet is like running in the special olympics; even if you win you are still retarded.71
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The only game you can play is the one I just made you lose.33
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You know you're a bad gamer when invincibility only increases your survivability by 1/2.-14
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If I write a recommendation for you, the reader would think it's a detailed case study of neurodegenrative disorders.43
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You're not optimized for life are you?20
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Yo momma's so fat, I'd need two Pokeflutes to wake her ass.15
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You know you're a bad gamer when you're able to run out of infinite lives.167
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Yo momma's so FAT32, she wouldn't be accepted by NTFS!-21
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Your mom's so slutty, her pants have a droprate of 100%.80