Random Nerd Insults

Your IQ involves the square root of -1.

There are millions of particles in the universe that we can observe, your mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.

A 10K brain attached to a 9600 baud mouth.

You're not important - you're just an NPC!

Arguing on the internet is like running in the special olympics; even if you win you are still retarded.

Yo momma's so fat, I'd need two Pokeflutes to wake her ass.

You know you're a bad gamer when invincibility only increases your survivability by 1/2.

You know you're a bad gamer when you still miss with an aimbot.

You are so computer illiterate, you shake your laptop to get the cookies out

Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. They forgot to mention morons.

This is the government's plan to see if monkeys can type, and I have to say: they successfully accomplished that.

I'm polymerized tree sap, you're an inorganic adhesive. Any verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off me, returns to it's original trajectory and adheres to you.

You're not optimized for life are you?

Wow, you're so slow, is your ping at 999?

Your mom's so slutty, her pants have a droprate of 100%.

The only game you can play is the one I just made you lose.

You're so bad at WoW, you thought the level cap was a wearable item.

You know you're a bad gamer when you're able to run out of infinite lives.

If I write a recommendation for you, the reader would think it's a detailed case study of neurodegenrative disorders.

Lets fight! Oh, and no using your pokemon.