Random Nerd Insults

Insults about all things nerdy, such as computers and gaming. List of witty nerd and geek insults and comebacks.

  • Lets fight! Oh, and no using your pokemon.
    133
  • The only game you can play is the one I just made you lose.
    34
  • Your mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.
    -198
  • Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. They forgot to mention morons.
    250
  • Arguing on the internet is like running in the special olympics; even if you win you are still retarded.
    72
  • Uranus' diameter is 51,118 km. Oh wait, that's Urmouth, sorry.
    39
  • Yo momma's so FAT32, she wouldn't be accepted by NTFS!
    -12
  • You're not optimized for life are you?
    15
  • There are millions of particles in the universe that we can observe, your mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.
    29
  • This is the government's plan to see if monkeys can type, and I have to say: they successfully accomplished that.
    47
  • Your IQ involves the square root of -1.
    143
  • You're not important - you're just an NPC!
    12
  • I'm polymerized tree sap, you're an inorganic adhesive. Any verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off me, returns to it's original trajectory and adheres to you.
    86
  • I've fought Mudcrabs more fearsome than you!
    56
  • Wow, you're so slow, is your ping at 999?
    -18
  • You're such a nerd that your penis probably plugs into a flash drive.
    180
  • Yo momma's so fat, I'd need two Pokeflutes to wake her ass.
    19
  • You know you're a bad gamer when you still miss with an aimbot.
    70
  • A 10K brain attached to a 9600 baud mouth.
    -17
  • Your mom's so slutty, her pants have a droprate of 100%.
    76