Random Nerd Insults

Insults about all things nerdy, such as computers and gaming. List of witty nerd and geek insults and comebacks.

  • You know you're a bad gamer when you're able to run out of infinite lives.
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  • Arguing on the internet is like running in the special olympics; even if you win you are still retarded.
    63
  • Your mom's so slutty, her pants have a droprate of 100%.
    70
  • You're not important - you're just an NPC!
    13
  • Your IQ involves the square root of -1.
    138
  • Lets fight! Oh, and no using your pokemon.
    131
  • You're not optimized for life are you?
    17
  • I've fought Mudcrabs more fearsome than you!
    52
  • If I write a recommendation for you, the reader would think it's a detailed case study of neurodegenrative disorders.
    32
  • There are millions of particles in the universe that we can observe, your mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.
    20
  • Yo momma's so FAT32, she wouldn't be accepted by NTFS!
    -5
  • The only game you can play is the one I just made you lose.
    32
  • You know you're a bad gamer when invincibility only increases your survivability by 1/2.
    -9
  • Wow, you're so slow, is your ping at 999?
    -14
  • Your mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.
    -186
  • You are so computer illiterate, you shake your laptop to get the cookies out
    103
  • Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. They forgot to mention morons.
    224
  • You're so bad at WoW, you thought the level cap was a wearable item.
    -20
  • I'm polymerized tree sap, you're an inorganic adhesive. Any verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off me, returns to it's original trajectory and adheres to you.
    87
  • You're such a nerd that your penis probably plugs into a flash drive.
    172