Random Nerd Insults

Insults about all things nerdy, such as computers and gaming. List of witty nerd and geek insults and comebacks.

  • You know you're a bad gamer when invincibility only increases your survivability by 1/2.
    -11
  • There are millions of particles in the universe that we can observe, your mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.
    25
  • I've fought Mudcrabs more fearsome than you!
    54
  • Uranus' diameter is 51,118 km. Oh wait, that's Urmouth, sorry.
    37
  • This is the government's plan to see if monkeys can type, and I have to say: they successfully accomplished that.
    42
  • You're so bad at WoW, you thought the level cap was a wearable item.
    -23
  • Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. They forgot to mention morons.
    239
  • You are so computer illiterate, you shake your laptop to get the cookies out
    105
  • Your mom's so slutty, her pants have a droprate of 100%.
    76
  • A 10K brain attached to a 9600 baud mouth.
    -16
  • Your IQ involves the square root of -1.
    143
  • Playstation and Xbox are down? Quick call an ambulance! WII U WII U WII U WII U.
    -67
  • You know you're a bad gamer when you're able to run out of infinite lives.
    155
  • I'm polymerized tree sap, you're an inorganic adhesive. Any verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off me, returns to it's original trajectory and adheres to you.
    87
  • The only game you can play is the one I just made you lose.
    33
  • Your mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.
    -185
  • Yo momma's so FAT32, she wouldn't be accepted by NTFS!
    -10
  • You're such a nerd that your penis probably plugs into a flash drive.
    176
  • Yo momma's so fat, I'd need two Pokeflutes to wake her ass.
    20
  • You're not optimized for life are you?
    16