Random Nerd Insults
Insults about all things nerdy, such as computers and gaming. List of witty nerd and geek insults and comebacks.
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You're such a nerd that your penis probably plugs into a flash drive.182
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You're so bad at WoW, you thought the level cap was a wearable item.-27
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This is the government's plan to see if monkeys can type, and I have to say: they successfully accomplished that.51
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Wow, you're so slow, is your ping at 999?-18
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A 10K brain attached to a 9600 baud mouth.-18
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You know you're a bad gamer when you still miss with an aimbot.70
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Yo momma's so fat, I'd need two Pokeflutes to wake her ass.17
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Uranus' diameter is 51,118 km. Oh wait, that's Urmouth, sorry.40
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You're not important - you're just an NPC!12
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Arguing on the internet is like running in the special olympics; even if you win you are still retarded.70
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If I write a recommendation for you, the reader would think it's a detailed case study of neurodegenrative disorders.41
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You know you're a bad gamer when you're able to run out of infinite lives.160
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You are so computer illiterate, you shake your laptop to get the cookies out110
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Playstation and Xbox are down? Quick call an ambulance! WII U WII U WII U WII U.-82
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You know you're a bad gamer when invincibility only increases your survivability by 1/2.-13
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There are millions of particles in the universe that we can observe, your mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.32
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I'm polymerized tree sap, you're an inorganic adhesive. Any verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off me, returns to it's original trajectory and adheres to you.86
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Your mom's so slutty, her pants have a droprate of 100%.79
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You're not optimized for life are you?15
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The only game you can play is the one I just made you lose.33