Random Nerd Insults

Insults about all things nerdy, such as computers and gaming. List of witty nerd and geek insults and comebacks.

  • Arguing on the internet is like running in the special olympics; even if you win you are still retarded.
    64
  • Your mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.
    -183
  • Yo momma's so fat, I'd need two Pokeflutes to wake her ass.
    22
  • I've fought Mudcrabs more fearsome than you!
    52
  • You are so computer illiterate, you shake your laptop to get the cookies out
    101
  • Yo momma's so FAT32, she wouldn't be accepted by NTFS!
    -4
  • You're not optimized for life are you?
    17
  • Playstation and Xbox are down? Quick call an ambulance! WII U WII U WII U WII U.
    -53
  • Lets fight! Oh, and no using your pokemon.
    130
  • This is the government's plan to see if monkeys can type, and I have to say: they successfully accomplished that.
    38
  • A 10K brain attached to a 9600 baud mouth.
    -14
  • You're such a nerd that your penis probably plugs into a flash drive.
    171
  • Your mom's so slutty, her pants have a droprate of 100%.
    69
  • Wow, you're so slow, is your ping at 999?
    -13
  • Your IQ involves the square root of -1.
    135
  • Uranus' diameter is 51,118 km. Oh wait, that's Urmouth, sorry.
    30
  • If I write a recommendation for you, the reader would think it's a detailed case study of neurodegenrative disorders.
    31
  • You know you're a bad gamer when invincibility only increases your survivability by 1/2.
    -10
  • You know you're a bad gamer when you're able to run out of infinite lives.
    153
  • I'm polymerized tree sap, you're an inorganic adhesive. Any verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off me, returns to it's original trajectory and adheres to you.
    85