Random Nerd Insults

Insults about all things nerdy, such as computers and gaming. List of witty nerd and geek insults and comebacks.

  • Wow, you're so slow, is your ping at 999?
    -15
  • Arguing on the internet is like running in the special olympics; even if you win you are still retarded.
    66
  • Your mom's so slutty, her pants have a droprate of 100%.
    73
  • You're such a nerd that your penis probably plugs into a flash drive.
    175
  • You're not optimized for life are you?
    16
  • Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. They forgot to mention morons.
    226
  • Your IQ involves the square root of -1.
    142
  • A 10K brain attached to a 9600 baud mouth.
    -15
  • You're not important - you're just an NPC!
    14
  • You are so computer illiterate, you shake your laptop to get the cookies out
    104
  • Uranus' diameter is 51,118 km. Oh wait, that's Urmouth, sorry.
    31
  • If I write a recommendation for you, the reader would think it's a detailed case study of neurodegenrative disorders.
    36
  • Yo momma's so fat, I'd need two Pokeflutes to wake her ass.
    22
  • Yo momma's so FAT32, she wouldn't be accepted by NTFS!
    -7
  • You're so bad at WoW, you thought the level cap was a wearable item.
    -22
  • You know you're a bad gamer when you're able to run out of infinite lives.
    155
  • This is the government's plan to see if monkeys can type, and I have to say: they successfully accomplished that.
    38
  • The only game you can play is the one I just made you lose.
    32
  • Your mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.
    -186
  • Playstation and Xbox are down? Quick call an ambulance! WII U WII U WII U WII U.
    -61