Random Nerd Insults

Insults about all things nerdy, such as computers and gaming. List of witty nerd and geek insults and comebacks.

  • You are so computer illiterate, you shake your laptop to get the cookies out
    112
  • I've fought Mudcrabs more fearsome than you!
    53
  • Your IQ involves the square root of -1.
    153
  • Uranus' diameter is 51,118 km. Oh wait, that's Urmouth, sorry.
    45
  • This is the government's plan to see if monkeys can type, and I have to say: they successfully accomplished that.
    51
  • You know you're a bad gamer when you still miss with an aimbot.
    71
  • Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. They forgot to mention morons.
    258
  • You're so bad at WoW, you thought the level cap was a wearable item.
    -29
  • I'm polymerized tree sap, you're an inorganic adhesive. Any verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off me, returns to it's original trajectory and adheres to you.
    89
  • You're such a nerd that your penis probably plugs into a flash drive.
    188
  • Wow, you're so slow, is your ping at 999?
    -15
  • Arguing on the internet is like running in the special olympics; even if you win you are still retarded.
    71
  • The only game you can play is the one I just made you lose.
    33
  • You know you're a bad gamer when invincibility only increases your survivability by 1/2.
    -14
  • If I write a recommendation for you, the reader would think it's a detailed case study of neurodegenrative disorders.
    43
  • You're not optimized for life are you?
    20
  • Yo momma's so fat, I'd need two Pokeflutes to wake her ass.
    15
  • You know you're a bad gamer when you're able to run out of infinite lives.
    167
  • Yo momma's so FAT32, she wouldn't be accepted by NTFS!
    -21
  • Your mom's so slutty, her pants have a droprate of 100%.
    80