Random Nerd Insults

Insults about all things nerdy, such as computers and gaming. List of witty nerd and geek insults and comebacks.

  • I've fought Mudcrabs more fearsome than you!
    51
  • Yo momma's so FAT32, she wouldn't be accepted by NTFS!
    -3
  • Wow, you're so slow, is your ping at 999?
    -14
  • This is the government's plan to see if monkeys can type, and I have to say: they successfully accomplished that.
    36
  • If I write a recommendation for you, the reader would think it's a detailed case study of neurodegenrative disorders.
    29
  • The only game you can play is the one I just made you lose.
    33
  • You are so computer illiterate, you shake your laptop to get the cookies out
    99
  • There are millions of particles in the universe that we can observe, your mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.
    18
  • You're such a nerd that your penis probably plugs into a flash drive.
    170
  • Your IQ involves the square root of -1.
    132
  • Yo momma's so fat, I'd need two Pokeflutes to wake her ass.
    21
  • Your mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.
    -178
  • Playstation and Xbox are down? Quick call an ambulance! WII U WII U WII U WII U.
    -53
  • You know you're a bad gamer when invincibility only increases your survivability by 1/2.
    -10
  • A 10K brain attached to a 9600 baud mouth.
    -14
  • You're not optimized for life are you?
    14
  • Uranus' diameter is 51,118 km. Oh wait, that's Urmouth, sorry.
    32
  • You know you're a bad gamer when you still miss with an aimbot.
    66
  • Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. They forgot to mention morons.
    208
  • You're so bad at WoW, you thought the level cap was a wearable item.
    -18