Nerd Insults

Insults about all things nerdy, such as computers and gaming. List of witty nerd and geek insults and comebacks.

  • Yo momma's so FAT32, she wouldn't be accepted by NTFS!
  • You're not important - you're just an NPC!
  • You are so computer illiterate, you shake your laptop to get the cookies out
  • Wow, you're so slow, is your ping at 999?
  • I'm polymerized tree sap, you're an inorganic adhesive. Any verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off me, returns to it's original trajectory and adheres to you.
  • A 10K brain attached to a 9600 baud mouth.