Best Money Insults

You're so poor you're always talking about the time you almost ate at a restaurant!

You're so poor, I lit a match and the roaches ran out singing "clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the lord cause we got heat!"

You're so poor that yesterday I saw your mother moving a trash can from one street to another. I asked what was she doing and she said, "I am moving my house
to another place it's too noisy out there!"

You're so poor that when you go to McDonalds, you have to put the dollar meal on layaway!

You're so poor you don't even have enough money to pay attention.

There was something about you that I liked, but you spent it.

You're so poor, your version of cable TV is to go outside, watch the police and call it "Cops."

You're so poor that when I asked if I could use the bathroom at your house your mom gave me two sticks, one to hold the ceiling up and one to fight the cockroaches.

You're so poor that when I went to your house and used the bathroom, a rat tripped me and a cockroach took my wallet.

You're so poor that if you didn't have a hard on when Christmas came, you wouldn't have anything to play with.

You're so poor, when you went to a charity shop you asked when the sales are on.

You're so poor, even the Mexicans make fun of you!

You're so poor, you should be sponsored by a kid in Africa.