Random Mean Insults
Sometimes situations warrant extra mean insults and comebacks. Fire back at the haters with these mean insults and retorts.
-
Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn't have given you worse advice...322
-
They just invented a new coffin just for you that goes over the head. It's for people who are dead from the neck up.-16
-
We know you could not live without us. We'll pay for the funeral.42
-
People like you are the reason they made the morning after pill.288
-
If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!24
-
Bitch, you're like summer; no class.319
-
Exactly how many times did your mother get drunk and drop you on the head as a child again? Must have been a lot, I'll tell you that.-154
-
You'd make a lovely corpse!59
-
I hear that when you were a child your mother wanted to hire someone to take care of you, but the Mafia wanted too much.33
-
When you die, I'd like to go to your funeral, but I'll probably have to go to work that day. I believe in business before pleasure.476
-
Light travels faster than sound, this is why some people appear bright before they speak.71
-
I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel.324
-
Do you need those glasses to see the size of your dick?507
-
Some people are like slinkies; they're really good for nothing, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.391
-
When I think of all the people I respect the most, you're right there, serving them drinks.74
-
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.247
-
When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you.77
-
You're so pathetic, your imaginary friend hates you.214
-
If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already?235
-
Save the planet! Kill yourself!89