Random Mean Insults

Sometimes situations warrant extra mean insults and comebacks. Fire back at the haters with these mean insults and retorts.

  • God made coke, God made pepsi, God made me, oh so sexy, God made rivers, God made lakes, God made you,... well we all make mistakes.
    886
  • I'm the type of person to laugh at mistakes so sorry if I laugh at your face.
    912
  • You: Why won't you make a clone of yourself.
    Person: Why?
    You: So you can go fuck yourself!
    39
  • I hear you are connected to the Police Department -- by a pair of handcuffs.
    -45
  • I hope you have life insurance, you're gonna need it.
    -163
  • Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, God made me pretty, What the hell happened to you?
    646
  • The world is a depressing place, but only because you are in it.
    171
  • I don't hate you, but I wish your dad used a condom.
    230
  • You're like a cloud; once you fuck off, it's a beautiful day.
    304
  • Man alive! But I wish you weren't.
    -20
  • At least my birth certificate isn't an apology letter from the Trojan Co.
    156
  • I'll hit you so hard your kids will be born dizzy!
    24
  • When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you.
    78
  • It's impossible to believe that the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others.
    82
  • You're the best at all you do - and all you do is make people hate you.
    562
  • God made mountains, God made trees, God made you but we all make mistakes.
    902
  • You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
    2.7K
  • Your mum and dad hated you so much, your bath toys were an iron and a toaster.
    168
  • You're so pathetic, your imaginary friend hates you.
    218
  • I'm gonna get you a condom. That way you can have protection when you go fuck yourself.
    578