Random Mean Insults
Sometimes situations warrant extra mean insults and comebacks. Fire back at the haters with these mean insults and retorts.
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When I think of all the people I respect the most, you're right there, serving them drinks.77
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I failed a spelling test because they asked me how to spell 'bitch' and I wrote down your name.1.1K
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I wish you were all here. I don't like to think there is more!-18
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People can't say that you have absolutely nothing! After all, you have inferiority!6
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Get off, you malignant growth!-328
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I don't exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it.1.1K
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Lets play house.You be the door and I'll slam you.134
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Hey! I know what sign you were born under! RED LIGHT DISTRICT!38
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If I wanted a friend like you, I'd buy a dog.286
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Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I'll arrange it with the undertaker.-20
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I heard that you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork.70
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You need to go brush your teeth cause all you seem to do is talk shit!247
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Nothing happens after you die? False. Some of us will be throwing a party.321
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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have five fingers and this one's for you. [Middle Finger]663
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Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control!576
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If ignorance is bliss, you must be one happy guy.63
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After meeting you, I've decided I am in favor of abortion in cases of incest.-210
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Light travels faster than sound, this is why some people appear bright before they speak.84
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You're the best at all you do - and all you do is make people hate you.564
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The only things you ever make are mistakes and cigarette ashes.-29