Random Mean Insults

Sometimes situations warrant extra mean insults and comebacks. Fire back at the haters with these mean insults and retorts.

  • We think of you when we are lonely. Then we are content to be alone.
  • Oh I love what you've done with your hair! How did you get it to stick out of your nostrils like that?
  • Someone up there must have a sense of humor because you're a joke.
  • We heard that when you ran away from home your folks sent you a note saying, "Do not come home and all will be forgiven".
  • Your face is like porn for my hand; whenever you appear, my middle finger goes upwards.
  • I always wanted to be a trouble-shooter, but now I see you are not worth it!
  • Save the planet! Kill yourself!
  • If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already?
  • Now she's at rest and so am I
  • Your mother's got two cunts, and you're one of them.
  • I believe in respect for the dead; in fact I could only respect you if you WERE dead.
  • You're like a cloud; once you fuck off, it's a beautiful day.
  • My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.
  • You're the left-overs from the abortion bucket.
  • Person: My Parents are dead...
    Me: Yeah, I'd kill myself too if I had a kid like you.
  • If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!
  • It's called FUCK OFF and it's located over there.
  • I hear you are connected to the Police Department -- by a pair of handcuffs.
  • I'll hit you so hard by the time you come down, you'll need a passport and a plane ticket back!
  • I hope you have life insurance, you're gonna need it.