Random Mean Insults

Sometimes situations warrant extra mean insults and comebacks. Fire back at the haters with these mean insults and retorts.

  • It's impossible to believe that the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others.
    84
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, I have five fingers and this one's for you. [Middle Finger]
    567
  • If I had change for a buck, I could have been your dad!
    41
  • Do you need those glasses to see the size of your dick?
    512
  • It's your life -- but I wish you'd let us have it.
    -40
  • I don't hold your behavior against you because I realize it was caused by childhood trauma; your parents spanked you when you fell on your head and broke the cement.
    30
  • All that you are you owe to your parents. Why don't you send them a penny and square the account?
    -6
  • God loves you. But no one else does!
    73
  • The world is a depressing place, but only because you are in it.
    176
  • No one should be punished for accident of birth but you look too much like a wreck not to be.
    38
  • The biggest no-talent I ever worked with.
    -21
  • I'm no gynecologist, but I know a cunt when I see one.
    124
  • People can't say that you have absolutely nothing! After all, you have inferiority!
    6
  • Sometimes, I REALLY want to slap you, but that's animal abuse.
    584
  • Why don't you slip into something more comfortable... like a coma.
    1.3K
  • Well I'll see you in my dreams - if I eat too much.
    -93
  • People say that you are outspoken, but not by anyone that I know of.
    -32
  • It's called FUCK OFF and it's located over there.
    398
  • Nothing happens after you die? False. Some of us will be throwing a party.
    319
  • Everyone hates Emos - even the Emos themselves!
    -271