Last Updated
1 year ago (10/27/2015)

Mean Insults

When you die, I'd like to go to your funeral, but I'll probably have to go to work that day. I believe in business before pleasure.
438
i heard that your mom was driving in the junkyard looking for a place to dispose of you quickly
49
You'd make a lovely corpse!
57
It's called FUCK OFF and it's located over there.
252
Your mother's got two cunts, and you're one of them.
80
You're the best at all you do -- and all you do is make people hate you.
35
I'll hit you so hard by the time you come down, you'll need a passport and a plane ticket back!
-2
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the 3rd ones for you.
1179
I'm not saying that I hate you, it's just when your mouth opens, I get an overwhelming urge wanting to rearrange your face with a shovel.
177
I hear you are connected to the Police Department -- by a pair of handcuffs.
-32
Your mother was arrested for littering every time she dropped you off at school.
197
Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.
21
Insult: Shut up.
Comeback: Make me
Comeback Insult: I don't make bullshit.
146
I always wanted to be a trouble-shooter, but now I see you are not worth it!
-20
I wish you were all here. I don't like to think there is more!
-8
If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport.
627
Light travels faster than sound, this is why some people appear bright before they speak.
46
Your mother must have had to take a double dose of laxatives to bring you into the world.
68
I don't hold your behavior against you because I realize it was caused by childhood trauma; your parents spanked you when you fell on your head and broke the cement.
27
We think of you when we are lonely. Then we are content to be alone.
41
You were born because your mother didn't believe in abortion; now she believes in infanticide.
46
You have nothing to fear from my base instincts; its my finer ones that tell me to kill you.
8
I would have been your dad, but the guy in front of me had exact change.
225
You remind me of a toothache I once had.
15
Hey! I know what sign you were born under! RED LIGHT DISTRICT!
34
We heard that when you ran away from home your folks sent you a note saying, "Do not come home and all will be forgiven".
181
The next time you shave, could you stand a little closer to the razor?
93
At least my birth certificate isn't an apology letter from the Trojan Co.
116
God made mountains, God made trees, God made you but we all make mistakes.
829
We know you could not live without us. We'll pay for the funeral.
37