Random Mean Insults
Sometimes situations warrant extra mean insults and comebacks. Fire back at the haters with these mean insults and retorts.
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God made coke, God made pepsi, God made me, oh so sexy, God made rivers, God made lakes, God made you,... well we all make mistakes.886
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I'm the type of person to laugh at mistakes so sorry if I laugh at your face.912
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You: Why won't you make a clone of yourself.
Person: Why?
You: So you can go fuck yourself!39 -
I hear you are connected to the Police Department -- by a pair of handcuffs.-45
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I hope you have life insurance, you're gonna need it.-163
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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, God made me pretty, What the hell happened to you?646
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The world is a depressing place, but only because you are in it.171
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I don't hate you, but I wish your dad used a condom.230
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You're like a cloud; once you fuck off, it's a beautiful day.304
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Man alive! But I wish you weren't.-20
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At least my birth certificate isn't an apology letter from the Trojan Co.156
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I'll hit you so hard your kids will be born dizzy!24
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When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you.78
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It's impossible to believe that the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others.82
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You're the best at all you do - and all you do is make people hate you.562
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God made mountains, God made trees, God made you but we all make mistakes.902
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You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.2.7K
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Your mum and dad hated you so much, your bath toys were an iron and a toaster.168
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You're so pathetic, your imaginary friend hates you.218
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I'm gonna get you a condom. That way you can have protection when you go fuck yourself.578