Random Mean Insults

Sometimes situations warrant extra mean insults and comebacks. Fire back at the haters with these mean insults and retorts.

  • I believe in respect for the dead; in fact I could only respect you if you WERE dead.
    45
  • Bitch, you're like summer; no class.
    314
  • When you were younger, did your parents have to tie a steak around your neck so the other dogs would play with you?
    171
  • i heard that your mom was driving in the junkyard looking for a place to dispose of you quickly
    61
  • If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
    246
  • Why don't you slip into something more comfortable... like a coma.
    1.3K
  • Insult: Shut up.
    Comeback: Make me
    Comeback Insult: I don't make bullshit.
    181
  • Get off, you malignant growth!
    -310
  • It's called FUCK OFF and it's located over there.
    373
  • You're so pathetic, your imaginary friend hates you.
    212
  • Person: My Parents are dead...
    Me: Yeah, I'd kill myself too if I had a kid like you.
    53
  • When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you.
    75
  • I'm not saying I hate you, but if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd probably be the one driving it.
    482
  • If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport.
    677
  • You're the best at all you do -- and all you do is make people hate you.
    34
  • I hear you are a real humanitarian. You have kept three or four detectives working regularly.
    -49
  • You should donate blood. All of it!
    104
  • Someone up there must have a sense of humor because you're a joke.
    146
  • I don't hold your behavior against you because I realize it was caused by childhood trauma; your parents spanked you when you fell on your head and broke the cement.
    29
  • Your mum and dad hated you so much, your bath toys were an iron and a toaster.
    153