Random Mean Insults

You're the left-overs from the abortion bucket.

You make less sense than a white basketball player.

If ignorance is bliss, you must be one happy guy.

They just invented a new coffin just for you that goes over the head. It's for people who are dead from the neck up.

It cost me five thousand dollars to look up your family history. A thousand to look it up and four thousand to hush it up.

Bitch, you're like summer; no class.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have five fingers and this one's for you. [Middle Finger]

I don't hold your behavior against you because I realize it was caused by childhood trauma; your parents spanked you when you fell on your head and broke the cement.

I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself.

Your mother's got two cunts, and you're one of them.

Your mother must have had to take a double dose of laxatives to bring you into the world.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

Well I'll see you in my dreams - if I eat too much.

My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.

I always wanted to be a trouble-shooter, but now I see you are not worth it!

People say that you are outspoken, but not by anyone that I know of.

God made mountains, God made trees, God made you but we all make mistakes.

We can always tell when you are lying. Your lips move.

You're so ugly, made Hello Kitty say Good-Bye!

I would have been your dad but your dog beat me to it.