Random Mean Insults
Sometimes situations warrant extra mean insults and comebacks. Fire back at the haters with these mean insults and retorts.
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It's impossible to believe that the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others.84
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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have five fingers and this one's for you. [Middle Finger]567
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If I had change for a buck, I could have been your dad!41
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Do you need those glasses to see the size of your dick?512
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It's your life -- but I wish you'd let us have it.-40
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I don't hold your behavior against you because I realize it was caused by childhood trauma; your parents spanked you when you fell on your head and broke the cement.30
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All that you are you owe to your parents. Why don't you send them a penny and square the account?-6
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God loves you. But no one else does!73
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The world is a depressing place, but only because you are in it.176
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No one should be punished for accident of birth but you look too much like a wreck not to be.38
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The biggest no-talent I ever worked with.-21
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I'm no gynecologist, but I know a cunt when I see one.124
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People can't say that you have absolutely nothing! After all, you have inferiority!6
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Sometimes, I REALLY want to slap you, but that's animal abuse.584
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Why don't you slip into something more comfortable... like a coma.1.3K
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Well I'll see you in my dreams - if I eat too much.-93
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People say that you are outspoken, but not by anyone that I know of.-32
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It's called FUCK OFF and it's located over there.398
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Nothing happens after you die? False. Some of us will be throwing a party.319
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Everyone hates Emos - even the Emos themselves!-271