- Zombies eat brains... you're safe.218
- You've got less meat in your pants than there is in a vegetarian restaurant.297
- Yo momma's so stupid, she bought tickets to XBOX LIVE.48
- Insult: Suck my dick!
Comeback: How can I? There's nothing there!421
- You wanna know something about being a bitch? You could go ask your mother.236
- Insult: Are you 5?
Comeback: Yeah 5 inches deep in your mom138
- No offense, but you give away more pussy than an animal shelter.326
- It's a bird! It's a plane! No... Wait... It's that flying fuck I don't give.467
- If I wanted a friend like you, I'd buy a dog.256
- Did you change your mind? Your other one was clearly broken.82
- Insult: Why are you so fat?
Comeback: Because every time I fuck your mom she gives me a cookie.850
- Acting like a dick won't make yours any bigger.945
- You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo.312
- Your mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.-196
- Disability jokes aren't funny. I have a friend in a wheelchair who can't stand them.-137
- If you want my comeback, you'll have to scrape it off your mother's teeth. Only joking, she swallowed the lot!-406
- You sir, deserve a blow job. From my pencil sharpener.330
- I can't tell if you're on too many drugs or not enough.147
- Insult: You're a pussy.
Comeback: Well, you are what you eat. Guess that makes you a dick.986
- You tried to set your password as "Mypenis", but it came back with: "Error. Not long enough."587