Latest Insults

The latest insults and comebacks to be added to the website.

  • Zombies eat brains... you're safe.
    210
  • You've got less meat in your pants than there is in a vegetarian restaurant.
    291
  • Yo momma's so stupid, she bought tickets to XBOX LIVE.
    47
  • Insult: Suck my dick!
    Comeback: How can I? There's nothing there!
    413
  • You wanna know something about being a bitch? You could go ask your mother.
    224
  • Insult: Are you 5?
    Comeback: Yeah 5 inches deep in your mom
    136
  • No offense, but you give away more pussy than an animal shelter.
    304
  • It's a bird! It's a plane! No... Wait... It's that flying fuck I don't give.
    455
  • If I wanted a friend like you, I'd buy a dog.
    251
  • Did you change your mind? Your other one was clearly broken.
    79
  • Insult: Why are you so fat?
    Comeback: Because every time I fuck your mom she gives me a cookie.
    821
  • Acting like a dick won't make yours any bigger.
    924
  • You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo.
    302
  • Your mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.
    -186
  • Disability jokes aren't funny. I have a friend in a wheelchair who can't stand them.
    -135
  • If you want my comeback, you'll have to scrape it off your mother's teeth. Only joking, she swallowed the lot!
    -398
  • You sir, deserve a blow job. From my pencil sharpener.
    325
  • I can't tell if you're on too many drugs or not enough.
    143
  • Insult: You're a pussy.
    Comeback: Well, you are what you eat. Guess that makes you a dick.
    969
  • You tried to set your password as "Mypenis", but it came back with: "Error. Not long enough."
    570