Latest Insults
The latest insults and comebacks to be added to the website.
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Zombies eat brains... you're safe.210
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You've got less meat in your pants than there is in a vegetarian restaurant.291
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Yo momma's so stupid, she bought tickets to XBOX LIVE.47
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Insult: Suck my dick!
Comeback: How can I? There's nothing there!413 -
You wanna know something about being a bitch? You could go ask your mother.224
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Insult: Are you 5?
Comeback: Yeah 5 inches deep in your mom136 -
No offense, but you give away more pussy than an animal shelter.304
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It's a bird! It's a plane! No... Wait... It's that flying fuck I don't give.455
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If I wanted a friend like you, I'd buy a dog.251
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Did you change your mind? Your other one was clearly broken.79
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Insult: Why are you so fat?
Comeback: Because every time I fuck your mom she gives me a cookie.821 -
Acting like a dick won't make yours any bigger.924
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You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo.302
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Your mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.-186
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Disability jokes aren't funny. I have a friend in a wheelchair who can't stand them.-135
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If you want my comeback, you'll have to scrape it off your mother's teeth. Only joking, she swallowed the lot!-398
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You sir, deserve a blow job. From my pencil sharpener.325
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I can't tell if you're on too many drugs or not enough.143
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Insult: You're a pussy.
Comeback: Well, you are what you eat. Guess that makes you a dick.969 -
You tried to set your password as "Mypenis", but it came back with: "Error. Not long enough."570