Best Height Insults
Looking for height banter? Insults and comebacks for short and tall people.
- 1You're so short that you would have to stand on a chair to reach puberty.503
- 2You're so short you could bungee jump off a curb!490
- 3I won't make fun of your height, I wouldn't stoop that low.460
- 4You're so short, when it rains you are always the last one to know.400
- 5You're so short if you pulled your socks up you'd be blind.279
- 6You're so short, you'll need a ladder to reach manhood.229
- 7You're so short, you can do back flips under your bed.176
- 8You're so short that when you sit down on the sidewalk your feet dangle!166
- 9You're so short you would drown by the time you realised it was raining.145
- 10Short person: How's the weather up there?
Tall person: How's the toxic fumes down there?103 - 11You are the eigth, long, forgotten dwarf that no one knows about.48
- 12You're so short you don't know if you have a headache or footache.-63
- 13How's the weather down there?-132
- 14You're so damn short when you got your driver's license your feet were in it.-172
- 15You're so short, you couldn't go on any rides till you were 36 years old!-338
- 16Yo momma's so tall that when she did a backflip, she hit jesus in the nuts-373
- 17Why don't you pick on someone your own size, like the Eiffel Tower!-433