Best Height Insults
Looking for height banter? Insults and comebacks for short and tall people.
- 1You're so short you could bungee jump off a curb!422
- 2You're so short that you would have to stand on a chair to reach puberty.347
- 3You're so short, when it rains you are always the last one to know.319
- 4I won't make fun of your height, I wouldn't stoop that low.311
- 5You're so short if you pulled your socks up you'd be blind.230
- 6You're so short, you'll need a ladder to reach manhood.194
- 7You're so short that when you sit down on the sidewalk your feet dangle!131
- 8You're so short, you can do back flips under your bed.123
- 9You're so short you would drown by the time you realised it was raining.107
- 10Short person: How's the weather up there?
Tall person: How's the toxic fumes down there?75 - 11You are the eigth, long, forgotten dwarf that no one knows about.21
- 12You're so short you don't know if you have a headache or footache.-56
- 13How's the weather down there?-84
- 14You're so damn short when you got your driver's license your feet were in it.-113
- 15Yo momma's so tall that when she did a backflip, she hit jesus in the nuts-208
- 16You're so short, you couldn't go on any rides till you were 36 years old!-260
- 17Why don't you pick on someone your own size, like the Eiffel Tower!-275