Best Guy Insults

You tried to set your password as "Mypenis", but it came back with: "Error. Not long enough."

Aww, what happened? Did you wish for a big dick and become one instead?

You've got less meat in your pants than there is in a vegetarian restaurant.

I would kick you in the balls if you had any.

Life is short and so is your penis.

I probably wear heels bigger than your dick.

I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.

Look! You've grew a pube... Oh wait, that's just your dick.

Your cock is so small, you could use it to floss teeth.

I wouldn't fuck you for practice.

If I had balls, they would be bigger than yours.

Let me know when you are coming back to get your balls out of my purse..