Best Guy Insults

There are 12 guy insults.

  • 1
    You tried to set your password as "Mypenis", but it came back with: "Error. Not long enough."
    558
  • 2
    Aww, what happened? Did you wish for a big dick and become one instead?
    382
  • 3
    You've got less meat in your pants than there is in a vegetarian restaurant.
    282
  • 4
    I would kick you in the balls if you had any.
    185
  • 5
    Life is short and so is your penis.
    133
  • 6
    I probably wear heels bigger than your dick.
    68
  • 7
    I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.
    62
  • 8
    Look! You've grew a pube... Oh wait, that's just your dick.
    52
  • 9
    Your cock is so small, you could use it to floss teeth.
    41
  • 10
    I wouldn't fuck you for practice.
    34
  • 11
    If I had balls, they would be bigger than yours.
    24
  • 12
    Let me know when you are coming back to get your balls out of my purse..
    20