Random Guy Insults

I would kick you in the balls if you had any.

Life is short and so is your penis.

If I had balls, they would be bigger than yours.

You tried to set your password as "Mypenis", but it came back with: "Error. Not long enough."

I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.

You've got less meat in your pants than there is in a vegetarian restaurant.

I wouldn't fuck you for practice.

I probably wear heels bigger than your dick.

Your cock is so small, you could use it to floss teeth.

Let me know when you are coming back to get your balls out of my purse..

Aww, what happened? Did you wish for a big dick and become one instead?

Look! You've grew a pube... Oh wait, that's just your dick.