Random Guy Insults

I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.

Your cock is so small, you could use it to floss teeth.

I wouldn't fuck you for practice.

If I had balls, they would be bigger than yours.

Aww, what happened? Did you wish for a big dick and become one instead?

I probably wear heels bigger than your dick.

Let me know when you are coming back to get your balls out of my purse..

Life is short and so is your penis.

You've got less meat in your pants than there is in a vegetarian restaurant.

Look! You've grew a pube... Oh wait, that's just your dick.

I would kick you in the balls if you had any.

You tried to set your password as "Mypenis", but it came back with: "Error. Not long enough."