Random Guy Insults
There are 12 guy insults.
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I wouldn't fuck you for practice.38
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You've got less meat in your pants than there is in a vegetarian restaurant.296
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Look! You've grew a pube... Oh wait, that's just your dick.55
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If I had balls, they would be bigger than yours.24
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Your cock is so small, you could use it to floss teeth.43
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I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.64
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I would kick you in the balls if you had any.201
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You tried to set your password as "Mypenis", but it came back with: "Error. Not long enough."587
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I probably wear heels bigger than your dick.74
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Let me know when you are coming back to get your balls out of my purse..21
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Aww, what happened? Did you wish for a big dick and become one instead?404
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Life is short and so is your penis.138