Random Guy Insults

Life is short and so is your penis.

Let me know when you are coming back to get your balls out of my purse..

Aww, what happened? Did you wish for a big dick and become one instead?

If I had balls, they would be bigger than yours.

I wouldn't fuck you for practice.

I would kick you in the balls if you had any.

Your cock is so small, you could use it to floss teeth.

I probably wear heels bigger than your dick.

Look! You've grew a pube... Oh wait, that's just your dick.

You've got less meat in your pants than there is in a vegetarian restaurant.

I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.

You tried to set your password as "Mypenis", but it came back with: "Error. Not long enough."