Random Guy Insults

There are 12 guy insults.

  • Your cock is so small, you could use it to floss teeth.
    40
  • I probably wear heels bigger than your dick.
    68
  • I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.
    60
  • If I had balls, they would be bigger than yours.
    22
  • Let me know when you are coming back to get your balls out of my purse..
    17
  • You tried to set your password as "Mypenis", but it came back with: "Error. Not long enough."
    510
  • You've got less meat in your pants than there is in a vegetarian restaurant.
    245
  • Aww, what happened? Did you wish for a big dick and become one instead?
    331
  • I wouldn't fuck you for practice.
    32
  • Look! You've grew a pube... Oh wait, that's just your dick.
    45
  • I would kick you in the balls if you had any.
    171
  • Life is short and so is your penis.
    121