Random Guy Insults

If I had balls, they would be bigger than yours.

You tried to set your password as "Mypenis", but it came back with: "Error. Not long enough."

Aww, what happened? Did you wish for a big dick and become one instead?

Your cock is so small, you could use it to floss teeth.

Look! You've grew a pube... Oh wait, that's just your dick.

I probably wear heels bigger than your dick.

I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.

I wouldn't fuck you for practice.

You've got less meat in your pants than there is in a vegetarian restaurant.

I would kick you in the balls if you had any.

Life is short and so is your penis.

Let me know when you are coming back to get your balls out of my purse..