Random Guy Insults

Aww, what happened? Did you wish for a big dick and become one instead?

You tried to set your password as "Mypenis", but it came back with: "Error. Not long enough."

If I had balls, they would be bigger than yours.

I wouldn't fuck you for practice.

You've got less meat in your pants than there is in a vegetarian restaurant.

I probably wear heels bigger than your dick.

I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.

Look! You've grew a pube... Oh wait, that's just your dick.

Let me know when you are coming back to get your balls out of my purse..

Life is short and so is your penis.

Your cock is so small, you could use it to floss teeth.

I would kick you in the balls if you had any.