Random Guy Insults

I wouldn't fuck you for practice.

You've got less meat in your pants than there is in a vegetarian restaurant.

You tried to set your password as "Mypenis", but it came back with: "Error. Not long enough."

If I had balls, they would be bigger than yours.

I would kick you in the balls if you had any.

I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.

Let me know when you are coming back to get your balls out of my purse..

I probably wear heels bigger than your dick.

Look! You've grew a pube... Oh wait, that's just your dick.

Aww, what happened? Did you wish for a big dick and become one instead?

Your cock is so small, you could use it to floss teeth.

Life is short and so is your penis.