Random Guy Insults

If I had balls, they would be bigger than yours.

Life is short and so is your penis.

I probably wear heels bigger than your dick.

Let me know when you are coming back to get your balls out of my purse..

You've got less meat in your pants than there is in a vegetarian restaurant.

You tried to set your password as "Mypenis", but it came back with: "Error. Not long enough."

Look! You've grew a pube... Oh wait, that's just your dick.

Your cock is so small, you could use it to floss teeth.

I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.

Aww, what happened? Did you wish for a big dick and become one instead?

I wouldn't fuck you for practice.

I would kick you in the balls if you had any.