Random Guy Insults

I wouldn't fuck you for practice.

I probably wear heels bigger than your dick.

Look! You've grew a pube... Oh wait, that's just your dick.

I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.

If I had balls, they would be bigger than yours.

Let me know when you are coming back to get your balls out of my purse..

Aww, what happened? Did you wish for a big dick and become one instead?

Your cock is so small, you could use it to floss teeth.

I would kick you in the balls if you had any.

You tried to set your password as "Mypenis", but it came back with: "Error. Not long enough."

Life is short and so is your penis.

You've got less meat in your pants than there is in a vegetarian restaurant.