Last Updated
1 month ago (10/04/2017)

Girl Insults

You're so fake, you make Barbie Dolls look real!
154
What did your left leg say to your right leg? Nothing! They've never met.
200
Having a tan is attractive. Having skin sponsored by Doritos isn't.
109
Did you stick your tampon too far up your crotch?
79
Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
616
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as your back?
547
What's the difference between a woman having her period and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist.
-70
Honey, your makeup looks like you got gang-banged by Crayola!
145
Is it just me, or do you have the chest of an Eleven year old boy?
385
Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
173
I'm not saying you're a slut, but your vagina has been used more than Google.
224
Your vagina is so big, you have to go on a map quest to find your G-spot.
-52
You're so slutty, Santa gonna be going "hoe, hoe, hoe".
74
Bitch please, don't be proud if every guy wants you. Cheap items have many buyers.
20
Can I call you whora the explora?
135
I'm not saying you're a slut, but if your vagina had a password, it'd be "1234".
-112
I bet a chicken breast has bigger breasts than you do.
227
Your breath stinks. Did you eat your period?
-39
Girls who claim that a lot of guys are after them should keep in mind that low prices always attract many customers.
177
Your face can shrivel a man like a 3 hour bath.
64
I'm not saying you're a whore, but if dicks had wings, your mouth would be an airport.
270
She's stroked more wood than a Furniture Polisher.
42
Your make-up looks as if it was applied with a shotgun.
19
Your chest is as flat as a landing strip.
91
No offense, but you give away more pussy than an animal shelter.
206
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I feel bad for the guys,
That end up with you.
179
I thought bra's are meant for boobs not tissues
540
Excuse me, but you have a little bit of face on your make-up there.
54
Fashion Tip 101: You only need to wear one pair of socks at a time and they belong on your feet not in your bra
1038
If she had as many sticking out of her as she's had stuck in her, she'd look like a porcupine.
122