Random Girl Insults

Funny insults for girls. Women, as equal as they are to men, shall not be spared their fair share of insults and comebacks.

  • You're spreading rumors about me? At least you found a hobby spreading something other than your legs.
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  • Your breath stinks. Did you eat your period?
    -99
  • I've eaten chicken breasts bigger than your boobs.
    104
  • Not saying you're a slut, but if your vagina was a video game, it'd be rated E for everyone.
    454
  • You've had more wieners than Heinz Ketchup.
    67
  • Did you stick your tampon too far up your crotch?
    81
  • What have you ever done? Besides everyone.
    121
  • If you didn't have feet you wouldn't wear shoes. Then why do you wear a bra??!
    449
  • Bitch, please could I wipe 90% of your beauty off with a wet Kleenex.
    532
  • That's weird. After I typed your name, it auto-corrected it to "whore".
    336
  • Girls who claim that a lot of guys are after them should keep in mind that low prices always attract many customers.
    244
  • They call her 'The radio station' cause she's so easy to pick up.
    617
  • I don't hate you. I just hope your next period happens in a shark tank.
    218
  • Why don't you just tie the mattress to your back?
    136
  • What did your left leg say to your right leg? Nothing! They've never met.
    261
  • Fashion Tip 101: You only need to wear one pair of socks at a time and they belong on your feet not in your bra
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  • Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
    649
  • You're not popular, your vagina is.
    243
  • Some girls look beautiful with or without make-up. Neither is working for you so you should go and put a bag over your head so no one else has to suffer.
    116
  • Your vagina is so big, you have to go on a map quest to find your G-spot.
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