Random Girl Insults

Funny insults for girls. Women, as equal as they are to men, shall not be spared their fair share of insults and comebacks.

  • If you were a cookie, you'd be a Whoreo.
    148
  • I'm not saying you're a slut, but your vagina has been used more than Google.
    297
  • You're just jealous because your Daddy has bigger boobs then you!
    102
  • Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
    652
  • She's stroked more wood than a Furniture Polisher.
    47
  • Your breath stinks. Did you eat your period?
    -102
  • Is it just me, or do you have the chest of an Eleven year old boy?
    397
  • If she had as many sticking out of her as she's had stuck in her, she'd look like a porcupine.
    136
  • Bitch please, don't be proud if every guy wants you. Cheap items have many buyers.
    288
  • She's been up and down more times than a whore's drawers.
    127
  • Your make-up looks as if it was applied with a shotgun.
    22
  • You've had more wieners than Heinz Ketchup.
    68
  • If your boobs are so big why are there 17 socks in there?
    339
  • I'm not saying she's a whore, but she does give away more pussy than an animal shelter.
    225
  • Some girls look beautiful with or without make-up. Neither is working for you so you should go and put a bag over your head so no one else has to suffer.
    117
  • They call her 'The radio station' cause she's so easy to pick up.
    619
  • I thought bra's are meant for boobs not tissues
    579
  • Your vagina is so big, you have to go on a map quest to find your G-spot.
    -61
  • I've eaten chicken breasts bigger than your boobs.
    108
  • You fell from the top of the slut tree, and banged every guy on the way down.
    552