Random Girl Insults

Funny insults for girls. Women, as equal as they are to men, shall not be spared their fair share of insults and comebacks.

  • I bet a chicken breast has bigger breasts than you do.
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  • You're not popular, your vagina is.
    256
  • I'm not saying you're a slut, but if your vagina had a password, it'd be "1234".
    -174
  • If she had as many sticking out of her as she's had stuck in her, she'd look like a porcupine.
    136
  • Maybe you should eat make-up so you can be pretty on the inside, bitch.
    213
  • What's the difference between a woman having her period and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist.
    -105
  • At least when I wear makeup, it doesn't look like a box of crayons puked on me.
    219
  • Can I call you whora the explora?
    203
  • What did your left leg say to your right leg? Nothing! They've never met.
    284
  • Bitch, please could I wipe 90% of your beauty off with a wet Kleenex.
    544
  • I'm not saying she's a whore, but she does give away more pussy than an animal shelter.
    234
  • Is it just me, or do you have the chest of an Eleven year old boy?
    402
  • Excuse me, but you have a little bit of face on your make-up there.
    76
  • Why don't you just tie the mattress to your back?
    139
  • Your face can shrivel a man like a 3 hour bath.
    80
  • Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as your back?
    796
  • What have you ever done? Besides everyone.
    137
  • Your vagina is so big, you have to go on a map quest to find your G-spot.
    -64
  • I would call you a whore, but I think you and I both know that nobody's ever going to pay for that shit....
    291
  • You're just jealous because your Daddy has bigger boobs then you!
    101