Random Girl Insults

Funny insults for girls. Women, as equal as they are to men, shall not be spared their fair share of insults and comebacks.

  • Having a tan is attractive. Having skin sponsored by Doritos isn't.
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  • I bet a chicken breast has bigger breasts than you do.
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  • Fashion Tip 101: You only need to wear one pair of socks at a time and they belong on your feet not in your bra
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  • Did you stick your tampon too far up your crotch?
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  • I'm not saying that you're a slut, but I see that your favorite shade of lipstick is penis.
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  • I'm not saying she's a whore, but she does give away more pussy than an animal shelter.
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  • I've eaten chicken breasts bigger than your boobs.
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  • If you were a cookie, you'd be a Whoreo.
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  • You're spreading rumors about me? At least you found a hobby spreading something other than your legs.
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  • You must get tired of putting makeup on two faces every morning.
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  • I'm not saying you're a slut, but your vagina has been used more than Google.
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  • What have you ever done? Besides everyone.
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  • No offense, but you give away more pussy than an animal shelter.
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  • You're just jealous because your Daddy has bigger boobs then you!
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  • Not saying you're a slut, but if your vagina was a video game, it'd be rated E for everyone.
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  • I'm not saying you're a slut, but if your vagina had a password, it'd be "1234".
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  • She's stroked more wood than a Furniture Polisher.
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  • I don't hate you. I just hope your next period happens in a shark tank.
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  • She's been up and down more times than a whore's drawers.
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  • I would call you a whore, but I think you and I both know that nobody's ever going to pay for that shit....
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