Random Girl Insults

Funny insults for girls. Women, as equal as they are to men, shall not be spared their fair share of insults and comebacks.

  • I'm not saying you're a slut, but your vagina has been used more than Google.
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  • If you didn't have feet you wouldn't wear shoes. Then why do you wear a bra??!
    443
  • I'm not saying you're a whore, but if dicks had wings, your mouth would be an airport.
    348
  • You're so fake, you make Barbie Dolls look real!
    186
  • If you were a cookie, you'd be a Whoreo.
    133
  • Why don't you just tie the mattress to your back?
    131
  • If you were a dinosaur, you would be bitch-a-whoreus.
    137
  • Your face can shrivel a man like a 3 hour bath.
    79
  • What's the difference between a woman having her period and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist.
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  • Fake nails, fake hair, fake smile. Bitch, are you sure you weren't made in China?
    433
  • Bitch please, don't be proud if every guy wants you. Cheap items have many buyers.
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  • I'm not saying you're a slut, but if your vagina had a password, it'd be "1234".
    -162
  • Fashion Tip 101: You only need to wear one pair of socks at a time and they belong on your feet not in your bra
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  • Are you acting like a bitch because your tampon got stuck again?
    52
  • They call her 'The radio station' cause she's so easy to pick up.
    613
  • You're not popular, your vagina is.
    231
  • Having a tan is attractive. Having skin sponsored by Doritos isn't.
    145
  • Your make-up looks as if it was applied with a shotgun.
    23
  • Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    I feel bad for the guys,
    That end up with you.
    267
  • You're spreading rumors about me? At least you found a hobby spreading something other than your legs.
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