Random Girl Insults

Funny insults for girls. Women, as equal as they are to men, shall not be spared their fair share of insults and comebacks.

  • Fashion Tip 101: You only need to wear one pair of socks at a time and they belong on your feet not in your bra
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  • I'm not saying she's a whore, but she does give away more pussy than an animal shelter.
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  • I would call you a whore, but I think you and I both know that nobody's ever going to pay for that shit....
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  • Having a tan is attractive. Having skin sponsored by Doritos isn't.
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  • That's what happens to you when your pussy has been invaded more than Poland.
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  • I've eaten chicken breasts bigger than your boobs.
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  • Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
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  • I'm not saying you're a whore, but if dicks had wings, your mouth would be an airport.
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  • No offense, but you give away more pussy than an animal shelter.
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  • You're spreading rumors about me? At least you found a hobby spreading something other than your legs.
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  • Some girls look beautiful with or without make-up. Neither is working for you so you should go and put a bag over your head so no one else has to suffer.
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  • I'm not saying you're a slut, but if your vagina had a password, it'd be "1234".
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  • Bitch please, don't be proud if every guy wants you. Cheap items have many buyers.
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  • Your chest is as flat as a landing strip.
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  • Bitch please! Your legs spread faster than Ebola.
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  • KFC banned you for having a bigger bucket than them.
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  • If she had as many sticking out of her as she's had stuck in her, she'd look like a porcupine.
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  • Nice tan! What's your race? Carrot?
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  • I don't hate you. I just hope your next period happens in a shark tank.
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  • Girls who claim that a lot of guys are after them should keep in mind that low prices always attract many customers.
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