Random Girl Insults

Funny insults for girls. Women, as equal as they are to men, shall not be spared their fair share of insults and comebacks.

  • You're so developed, a plane can crash into your boobs.
    44
  • Some girls look beautiful with or without make-up. Neither is working for you so you should go and put a bag over your head so no one else has to suffer.
    135
  • You fell from the top of the slut tree, and banged every guy on the way down.
    566
  • Honey, your makeup looks like you got gang-banged by Crayola!
    188
  • Bitch, I don't want your boyfriend. Nobody wants your boyfriend; that's why he's with you!
    246
  • That's what happens to you when your pussy has been invaded more than Poland.
    196
  • Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
    205
  • Fake nails, fake hair, fake smile. Bitch, are you sure you weren't made in China?
    571
  • You must get tired of putting makeup on two faces every morning.
    243
  • If your boobs are so big why are there 17 socks in there?
    345
  • What's the difference between a woman having her period and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist.
    -102
  • I thought bra's are meant for boobs not tissues
    592
  • If you didn't have feet you wouldn't wear shoes. Then why do you wear a bra??!
    464
  • I bet a chicken breast has bigger breasts than you do.
    249
  • Are you acting like a bitch because your tampon got stuck again?
    57
  • What have you ever done? Besides everyone.
    137
  • You're so fake, you make Barbie Dolls look real!
    203
  • If you were a cookie, you'd be a Whoreo.
    162
  • I would call you a whore, but I think you and I both know that nobody's ever going to pay for that shit....
    295
  • Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
    659