Random Girl Insults

Your breath stinks. Did you eat your period?

Are you acting like a bitch because your tampon got stuck again?

If you were a dinosaur, you would be bitch-a-whoreus.

At least when I wear makeup, it doesn't look like a box of crayons puked on me.

She's stroked more wood than a Furniture Polisher.

Life isn't a garden, so stop being a hoe.

I bet a chicken breast has bigger breasts than you do.

Some girls look beautiful with or without make-up. Neither is working for you so you should go and put a bag over your head so no one else has to suffer.

Your vagina is so big, you have to go on a map quest to find your G-spot.

What did your left leg say to your right leg? Nothing! They've never met.

What's the difference between a woman having her period and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist.

She's been up and down more times than a whore's drawers.

Bitch please, don't be proud if every guy wants you. Cheap items have many buyers.

Can I call you whora the explora?

KFC banned you for having a bigger bucket than them.

If she had as many sticking out of her as she's had stuck in her, she'd look like a porcupine.

You're not popular, your vagina is.

Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as your back?

I would call you a whore, but I think you and I both know that nobody's ever going to pay for that shit....

Excuse me, but you have a little bit of face on your make-up there.