Random Girl Insults

KFC banned you for having a bigger bucket than them.

Your face can shrivel a man like a 3 hour bath.

She's been up and down more times than a whore's drawers.

Are you acting like a bitch because your tampon got stuck again?

Excuse me, but you have a little bit of face on your make-up there.

I'm not saying you're a slut, but your vagina has been used more than Google.

Nice tan! What's your race? Carrot?

Dear Slut, your right leg misses your left leg.

I'm not saying you're a whore, but if dicks had wings, your mouth would be an airport.

Life isn't a garden, so stop being a hoe.

If she had as many sticking out of her as she's had stuck in her, she'd look like a porcupine.

You're not popular, your vagina is.

That's weird. After I typed your name, it auto-corrected it to "whore".

Bitch, I don't want your boyfriend. Nobody wants your boyfriend; that's why he's with you!

I've eaten chicken breasts bigger than your boobs.

Some girls look beautiful with or without make-up. Neither is working for you so you should go and put a bag over your head so no one else has to suffer.

Your vagina is so big, you have to go on a map quest to find your G-spot.

Your make-up looks as if it was applied with a shotgun.

Hello sir. OH I'm sorry I didn't realize your breasts were so small! I'll try to be more observant next time.

Fashion Tip 101: You only need to wear one pair of socks at a time and they belong on your feet not in your bra