Random Girl Insults

If you were a cookie, you'd be a Whoreo.

I'm not saying you're a slut, but your vagina has been used more than Google.

You're just jealous because your Daddy has bigger boobs then you!

Who lit the fuse on your tampon?

She's stroked more wood than a Furniture Polisher.

Your breath stinks. Did you eat your period?

Is it just me, or do you have the chest of an Eleven year old boy?

If she had as many sticking out of her as she's had stuck in her, she'd look like a porcupine.

Bitch please, don't be proud if every guy wants you. Cheap items have many buyers.

She's been up and down more times than a whore's drawers.

Your make-up looks as if it was applied with a shotgun.

You've had more wieners than Heinz Ketchup.

If your boobs are so big why are there 17 socks in there?

I'm not saying she's a whore, but she does give away more pussy than an animal shelter.

Some girls look beautiful with or without make-up. Neither is working for you so you should go and put a bag over your head so no one else has to suffer.

They call her 'The radio station' cause she's so easy to pick up.

I thought bra's are meant for boobs not tissues

Your vagina is so big, you have to go on a map quest to find your G-spot.

I've eaten chicken breasts bigger than your boobs.

You fell from the top of the slut tree, and banged every guy on the way down.