Random Girl Insults

Funny insults for girls. Women, as equal as they are to men, shall not be spared their fair share of insults and comebacks.

  • Not saying you're a slut, but if your vagina was a video game, it'd be rated E for everyone.
    482
  • You're not popular, your vagina is.
    249
  • If you were a cookie, you'd be a Whoreo.
    153
  • Girls who claim that a lot of guys are after them should keep in mind that low prices always attract many customers.
    262
  • You're so fake, you make Barbie Dolls look real!
    198
  • Maybe you should eat make-up so you can be pretty on the inside, bitch.
    210
  • What have you ever done? Besides everyone.
    134
  • If you were a dinosaur, you would be bitch-a-whoreus.
    146
  • Hello sir. OH I'm sorry I didn't realize your breasts were so small! I'll try to be more observant next time.
    168
  • Your face can shrivel a man like a 3 hour bath.
    80
  • I've eaten chicken breasts bigger than your boobs.
    116
  • At least when I wear makeup, it doesn't look like a box of crayons puked on me.
    208
  • No offense, but you give away more pussy than an animal shelter.
    337
  • You're so slutty, Santa gonna be going "hoe, hoe, hoe".
    128
  • You've had more wieners than Heinz Ketchup.
    71
  • That's weird. After I typed your name, it auto-corrected it to "whore".
    353
  • What's the difference between a woman having her period and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist.
    -107
  • Having a tan is attractive. Having skin sponsored by Doritos isn't.
    160
  • Life isn't a garden, so stop being a hoe.
    236
  • You're just jealous because your Daddy has bigger boobs then you!
    102