Random Girl Insults

Funny insults for girls. Women, as equal as they are to men, shall not be spared their fair share of insults and comebacks.

  • Excuse me, but you have a little bit of face on your make-up there.
    82
  • Bitch, I don't want your boyfriend. Nobody wants your boyfriend; that's why he's with you!
    254
  • Nice tan! What's your race? Carrot?
    128
  • You must get tired of putting makeup on two faces every morning.
    261
  • I thought bra's are meant for boobs not tissues
    590
  • You're so fake, you make Barbie Dolls look real!
    205
  • Your breath stinks. Did you eat your period?
    -142
  • No offense, but you give away more pussy than an animal shelter.
    375
  • Why don't you just tie the mattress to your back?
    141
  • You fell from the top of the slut tree, and banged every guy on the way down.
    575
  • Are you acting like a bitch because your tampon got stuck again?
    54
  • Not saying you're a slut, but if your vagina was a video game, it'd be rated E for everyone.
    517
  • Is it just me, or do you have the chest of an Eleven year old boy?
    405
  • Your chest is as flat as a landing strip.
    112
  • I'm not saying that you're a slut, but I see that your favorite shade of lipstick is penis.
    282
  • I bet a chicken breast has bigger breasts than you do.
    250
  • They call her 'The radio station' cause she's so easy to pick up.
    627
  • If she had as many sticking out of her as she's had stuck in her, she'd look like a porcupine.
    140
  • Maybe you should eat make-up so you can be pretty on the inside, bitch.
    224
  • KFC banned you for having a bigger bucket than them.
    212