Ginger & Red Head
Random Girl Insults
1 month ago (10/04/2017)
You're so fake, you make Barbie Dolls look real!
What did your left leg say to your right leg? Nothing! They've never met.
Having a tan is attractive. Having skin sponsored by Doritos isn't.
Did you stick your tampon too far up your crotch?
Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as your back?
What's the difference between a woman having her period and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist.
Honey, your makeup looks like you got gang-banged by Crayola!
Is it just me, or do you have the chest of an Eleven year old boy?
Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
I'm not saying you're a slut, but your vagina has been used more than Google.
Your vagina is so big, you have to go on a map quest to find your G-spot.
You're so slutty, Santa gonna be going "hoe, hoe, hoe".
Bitch please, don't be proud if every guy wants you. Cheap items have many buyers.
Can I call you whora the explora?
I'm not saying you're a slut, but if your vagina had a password, it'd be "1234".
I bet a chicken breast has bigger breasts than you do.
Your breath stinks. Did you eat your period?
Girls who claim that a lot of guys are after them should keep in mind that low prices always attract many customers.
Your face can shrivel a man like a 3 hour bath.
I'm not saying you're a whore, but if dicks had wings, your mouth would be an airport.
She's stroked more wood than a Furniture Polisher.
Your make-up looks as if it was applied with a shotgun.
Your chest is as flat as a landing strip.
No offense, but you give away more pussy than an animal shelter.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I feel bad for the guys,
That end up with you.
I thought bra's are meant for boobs not tissues
Excuse me, but you have a little bit of face on your make-up there.
Fashion Tip 101: You only need to wear one pair of socks at a time and they belong on your feet not in your bra
If she had as many sticking out of her as she's had stuck in her, she'd look like a porcupine.