Random Girl Insults

Funny insults for girls. Women, as equal as they are to men, shall not be spared their fair share of insults and comebacks.

  • Your make-up looks as if it was applied with a shotgun.
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  • You've had more wieners than Heinz Ketchup.
    79
  • I'm not saying she's a whore, but she does give away more pussy than an animal shelter.
    240
  • You're so developed, a plane can crash into your boobs.
    42
  • Honey, your makeup looks like you got gang-banged by Crayola!
    195
  • Nice tan! What's your race? Carrot?
    127
  • Hello sir. OH I'm sorry I didn't realize your breasts were so small! I'll try to be more observant next time.
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  • Your face can shrivel a man like a 3 hour bath.
    81
  • Not saying you're a slut, but if your vagina was a video game, it'd be rated E for everyone.
    514
  • Fashion Tip 101: You only need to wear one pair of socks at a time and they belong on your feet not in your bra
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  • Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
    208
  • Are you acting like a bitch because your tampon got stuck again?
    54
  • Bitch, please could I wipe 90% of your beauty off with a wet Kleenex.
    569
  • You're not popular, your vagina is.
    261
  • If you were a dinosaur, you would be bitch-a-whoreus.
    150
  • KFC banned you for having a bigger bucket than them.
    212
  • Your breath stinks. Did you eat your period?
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  • At least when I wear makeup, it doesn't look like a box of crayons puked on me.
    245
  • No offense, but you give away more pussy than an animal shelter.
    374
  • Having a tan is attractive. Having skin sponsored by Doritos isn't.
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