Random Girl Insults

Funny insults for girls. Women, as equal as they are to men, shall not be spared their fair share of insults and comebacks.

  • Your breath stinks. Did you eat your period?
    -72
  • Are you acting like a bitch because your tampon got stuck again?
    52
  • If you were a dinosaur, you would be bitch-a-whoreus.
    133
  • At least when I wear makeup, it doesn't look like a box of crayons puked on me.
    162
  • She's stroked more wood than a Furniture Polisher.
    48
  • Life isn't a garden, so stop being a hoe.
    215
  • I bet a chicken breast has bigger breasts than you do.
    241
  • Some girls look beautiful with or without make-up. Neither is working for you so you should go and put a bag over your head so no one else has to suffer.
    102
  • Your vagina is so big, you have to go on a map quest to find your G-spot.
    -51
  • What did your left leg say to your right leg? Nothing! They've never met.
    244
  • What's the difference between a woman having her period and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist.
    -100
  • She's been up and down more times than a whore's drawers.
    124
  • Bitch please, don't be proud if every guy wants you. Cheap items have many buyers.
    197
  • Can I call you whora the explora?
    176
  • KFC banned you for having a bigger bucket than them.
    202
  • If she had as many sticking out of her as she's had stuck in her, she'd look like a porcupine.
    130
  • You're not popular, your vagina is.
    230
  • Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as your back?
    697
  • I would call you a whore, but I think you and I both know that nobody's ever going to pay for that shit....
    238
  • Excuse me, but you have a little bit of face on your make-up there.
    67