Random Girl Insults

You're so developed, a plane can crash into your boobs.

Some girls look beautiful with or without make-up. Neither is working for you so you should go and put a bag over your head so no one else has to suffer.

You fell from the top of the slut tree, and banged every guy on the way down.

Honey, your makeup looks like you got gang-banged by Crayola!

Bitch, I don't want your boyfriend. Nobody wants your boyfriend; that's why he's with you!

That's what happens to you when your pussy has been invaded more than Poland.

Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

Fake nails, fake hair, fake smile. Bitch, are you sure you weren't made in China?

You must get tired of putting makeup on two faces every morning.

If your boobs are so big why are there 17 socks in there?

What's the difference between a woman having her period and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist.

I thought bra's are meant for boobs not tissues

If you didn't have feet you wouldn't wear shoes. Then why do you wear a bra??!

I bet a chicken breast has bigger breasts than you do.

Are you acting like a bitch because your tampon got stuck again?

What have you ever done? Besides everyone.

You're so fake, you make Barbie Dolls look real!

If you were a cookie, you'd be a Whoreo.

I would call you a whore, but I think you and I both know that nobody's ever going to pay for that shit....

Who lit the fuse on your tampon?