Random Girl Insults

Funny insults for girls. Women, as equal as they are to men, shall not be spared their fair share of insults and comebacks.

  • KFC banned you for having a bigger bucket than them.
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  • Your face can shrivel a man like a 3 hour bath.
    78
  • She's been up and down more times than a whore's drawers.
    127
  • Are you acting like a bitch because your tampon got stuck again?
    51
  • Excuse me, but you have a little bit of face on your make-up there.
    73
  • I'm not saying you're a slut, but your vagina has been used more than Google.
    294
  • Nice tan! What's your race? Carrot?
    115
  • Dear Slut, your right leg misses your left leg.
    442
  • I'm not saying you're a whore, but if dicks had wings, your mouth would be an airport.
    367
  • Life isn't a garden, so stop being a hoe.
    225
  • If she had as many sticking out of her as she's had stuck in her, she'd look like a porcupine.
    135
  • You're not popular, your vagina is.
    243
  • That's weird. After I typed your name, it auto-corrected it to "whore".
    337
  • Bitch, I don't want your boyfriend. Nobody wants your boyfriend; that's why he's with you!
    227
  • I've eaten chicken breasts bigger than your boobs.
    105
  • Some girls look beautiful with or without make-up. Neither is working for you so you should go and put a bag over your head so no one else has to suffer.
    116
  • Your vagina is so big, you have to go on a map quest to find your G-spot.
    -59
  • Your make-up looks as if it was applied with a shotgun.
    20
  • Hello sir. OH I'm sorry I didn't realize your breasts were so small! I'll try to be more observant next time.
    164
  • Fashion Tip 101: You only need to wear one pair of socks at a time and they belong on your feet not in your bra
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