Random Girl Insults

Fashion Tip 101: You only need to wear one pair of socks at a time and they belong on your feet not in your bra

I'm not saying she's a whore, but she does give away more pussy than an animal shelter.

I would call you a whore, but I think you and I both know that nobody's ever going to pay for that shit....

Having a tan is attractive. Having skin sponsored by Doritos isn't.

That's what happens to you when your pussy has been invaded more than Poland.

I've eaten chicken breasts bigger than your boobs.

Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

I'm not saying you're a whore, but if dicks had wings, your mouth would be an airport.

No offense, but you give away more pussy than an animal shelter.

You're spreading rumors about me? At least you found a hobby spreading something other than your legs.

Some girls look beautiful with or without make-up. Neither is working for you so you should go and put a bag over your head so no one else has to suffer.

I'm not saying you're a slut, but if your vagina had a password, it'd be "1234".

Bitch please, don't be proud if every guy wants you. Cheap items have many buyers.

Your chest is as flat as a landing strip.

Bitch please! Your legs spread faster than Ebola.

KFC banned you for having a bigger bucket than them.

If she had as many sticking out of her as she's had stuck in her, she'd look like a porcupine.

Nice tan! What's your race? Carrot?

I don't hate you. I just hope your next period happens in a shark tank.

Girls who claim that a lot of guys are after them should keep in mind that low prices always attract many customers.