Random Girl Insults

Funny insults for girls. Women, as equal as they are to men, shall not be spared their fair share of insults and comebacks.

  • Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
    192
  • I thought bra's are meant for boobs not tissues
    570
  • Twinkle Twinkle little slut,
    Name a guy you haven't f*cked,
    Was he skinny, was he tall,
    Nevermind you did them all.
    1.2K
  • She's stroked more wood than a Furniture Polisher.
    48
  • If she had as many sticking out of her as she's had stuck in her, she'd look like a porcupine.
    133
  • That's what happens to you when your pussy has been invaded more than Poland.
    187
  • I bet a chicken breast has bigger breasts than you do.
    240
  • Hello sir. OH I'm sorry I didn't realize your breasts were so small! I'll try to be more observant next time.
    166
  • I'm not saying she's a whore, but she does give away more pussy than an animal shelter.
    224
  • Bitch please! Your legs spread faster than Ebola.
    729
  • I'm not saying that you're a slut, but I see that your favorite shade of lipstick is penis.
    246
  • Is it just me, or do you have the chest of an Eleven year old boy?
    392
  • You're spreading rumors about me? At least you found a hobby spreading something other than your legs.
    289
  • You must get tired of putting makeup on two faces every morning.
    208
  • Can I call you whora the explora?
    188
  • You're not popular, your vagina is.
    243
  • Maybe you should eat make-up so you can be pretty on the inside, bitch.
    192
  • Bitch, I don't want your boyfriend. Nobody wants your boyfriend; that's why he's with you!
    224
  • If you didn't have feet you wouldn't wear shoes. Then why do you wear a bra??!
    445
  • Girls who claim that a lot of guys are after them should keep in mind that low prices always attract many customers.
    233