KFC banned you for having a bigger bucket than them.
185
Is it just me, or do you have the chest of an Eleven year old boy?
382
That's what happens to you when your pussy has been invaded more than Poland.
163
What did your left leg say to your right leg? Nothing! They've never met.
185
I'm not saying you're a slut, but your vagina has been used more than Google.
211
I've eaten chicken breasts bigger than your boobs.
63
What's the difference between a woman having her period and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist.
-65
Fashion Tip 101: You only need to wear one pair of socks at a time and they belong on your feet not in your bra
1034
Bitch please! Your legs spread faster than Ebola.
527
Hello sir. OH I'm sorry I didn't realize your breasts were so small! I'll try to be more observant next time.
153
Are you acting like a bitch because your tampon got stuck again?
44
You've had more wieners than Heinz Ketchup.
46
You're so developed, a plane can crash into your boobs.
31
You're just jealous because your Daddy has bigger boobs then you!
75
If your boobs are so big why are there 17 socks in there?
317
Your face can shrivel a man like a 3 hour bath.
64
Bitch, I don't want your boyfriend. Nobody wants your boyfriend; that's why he's with you!
165
They call her 'The radio station' cause she's so easy to pick up.
573
You're not popular, your vagina is.
162
I'm not saying she's a whore, but she does give away more pussy than an animal shelter.
172
Girls who claim that a lot of guys are after them should keep in mind that low prices always attract many customers.
169
Can I call you whora the explora?
129
You're spreading rumors about me? At least you found a hobby spreading something other than your legs.
221
Some girls look beautiful with or without make-up. Neither is working for you so you should go and put a bag over your head so no one else has to suffer.
68
Nice tan! What's your race? Carrot?
85
Did you stick your tampon too far up your crotch?
78
No offense, but you give away more pussy than an animal shelter.
187
That's weird. After I typed your name, it auto-corrected it to "whore".