Random Girl Insults

Funny insults for girls. Women, as equal as they are to men, shall not be spared their fair share of insults and comebacks.

  • What did your left leg say to your right leg? Nothing! They've never met.
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  • Life isn't a garden, so stop being a hoe.
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  • Is it just me, or do you have the chest of an Eleven year old boy?
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  • You're so fake, you make Barbie Dolls look real!
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  • Honey, your makeup looks like you got gang-banged by Crayola!
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  • Hello sir. OH I'm sorry I didn't realize your breasts were so small! I'll try to be more observant next time.
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  • Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
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  • What's the difference between a woman having her period and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist.
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  • I'm not saying you're a slut, but your vagina has been used more than Google.
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  • You're just jealous because your Daddy has bigger boobs then you!
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  • Fake nails, fake hair, fake smile. Bitch, are you sure you weren't made in China?
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  • I'm not saying she's a whore, but she does give away more pussy than an animal shelter.
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  • Fashion Tip 101: You only need to wear one pair of socks at a time and they belong on your feet not in your bra
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  • I would call you a whore, but I think you and I both know that nobody's ever going to pay for that shit....
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  • Are you acting like a bitch because your tampon got stuck again?
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  • No offense, but you give away more pussy than an animal shelter.
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  • Bitch please, don't be proud if every guy wants you. Cheap items have many buyers.
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  • Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    I feel bad for the guys,
    That end up with you.
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  • Nice tan! What's your race? Carrot?
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  • Maybe you should eat make-up so you can be pretty on the inside, bitch.
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