Random Girl Insults

Life isn't a garden, so stop being a hoe.

Excuse me, but you have a little bit of face on your make-up there.

If you didn't have feet you wouldn't wear shoes. Then why do you wear a bra??!

You're spreading rumors about me? At least you found a hobby spreading something other than your legs.

I don't hate you. I just hope your next period happens in a shark tank.

Bitch please, don't be proud if every guy wants you. Cheap items have many buyers.

Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as your back?

Is it just me, or do you have the chest of an Eleven year old boy?

I'm not saying you're a slut, but if your vagina had a password, it'd be "1234".

Bitch, please could I wipe 90% of your beauty off with a wet Kleenex.

If she had as many sticking out of her as she's had stuck in her, she'd look like a porcupine.

Fashion Tip 101: You only need to wear one pair of socks at a time and they belong on your feet not in your bra

I'm not saying that you're a slut, but I see that your favorite shade of lipstick is penis.

You're so developed, a plane can crash into your boobs.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I feel bad for the guys,
That end up with you.

I thought bra's are meant for boobs not tissues

I'm not saying you're a whore, but if dicks had wings, your mouth would be an airport.

You've had more wieners than Heinz Ketchup.

If you were a cookie, you'd be a Whoreo.

Some girls look beautiful with or without make-up. Neither is working for you so you should go and put a bag over your head so no one else has to suffer.