Random Girl Insults

Funny insults for girls. Women, as equal as they are to men, shall not be spared their fair share of insults and comebacks.

  • Twinkle Twinkle little slut,
    Name a guy you haven't f*cked,
    Was he skinny, was he tall,
    Nevermind you did them all.
    1K
  • Nice tan! What's your race? Carrot?
    106
  • Bitch, I don't want your boyfriend. Nobody wants your boyfriend; that's why he's with you!
    198
  • Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    I feel bad for the guys,
    That end up with you.
    245
  • You fell from the top of the slut tree, and banged every guy on the way down.
    526
  • Excuse me, but you have a little bit of face on your make-up there.
    67
  • Honey, your makeup looks like you got gang-banged by Crayola!
    163
  • I'm not saying you're a slut, but if your vagina had a password, it'd be "1234".
    -141
  • You're not popular, your vagina is.
    220
  • Bitch please! Your legs spread faster than Ebola.
    678
  • Why don't you just tie the mattress to your back?
    126
  • Dear Slut, your right leg misses your left leg.
    422
  • I thought bra's are meant for boobs not tissues
    554
  • She's been up and down more times than a whore's drawers.
    125
  • Maybe you should eat make-up so you can be pretty on the inside, bitch.
    167
  • Your face can shrivel a man like a 3 hour bath.
    74
  • Your chest is as flat as a landing strip.
    96
  • Bitch, please could I wipe 90% of your beauty off with a wet Kleenex.
    504
  • If your boobs are so big why are there 17 socks in there?
    327
  • That's what happens to you when your pussy has been invaded more than Poland.
    182