Random Girl Insults

Funny insults for girls. Women, as equal as they are to men, shall not be spared their fair share of insults and comebacks.

  • I'm not saying you're a slut, but your vagina has been used more than Google.
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  • Bitch please! Your legs spread faster than Ebola.
    748
  • Hello sir. OH I'm sorry I didn't realize your breasts were so small! I'll try to be more observant next time.
    166
  • Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as your back?
    748
  • Your make-up looks as if it was applied with a shotgun.
    22
  • I thought bra's are meant for boobs not tissues
    579
  • If you were a cookie, you'd be a Whoreo.
    148
  • KFC banned you for having a bigger bucket than them.
    207
  • Honey, your makeup looks like you got gang-banged by Crayola!
    178
  • You must get tired of putting makeup on two faces every morning.
    220
  • Can I call you whora the explora?
    192
  • You're so fake, you make Barbie Dolls look real!
    195
  • What did your left leg say to your right leg? Nothing! They've never met.
    267
  • You're just jealous because your Daddy has bigger boobs then you!
    101
  • Not saying you're a slut, but if your vagina was a video game, it'd be rated E for everyone.
    460
  • Why don't you just tie the mattress to your back?
    137
  • You're not popular, your vagina is.
    247
  • She's stroked more wood than a Furniture Polisher.
    48
  • She's been up and down more times than a whore's drawers.
    127
  • Fake nails, fake hair, fake smile. Bitch, are you sure you weren't made in China?
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