Random Girl Insults
Funny insults for girls. Women, as equal as they are to men, shall not be spared their fair share of insults and comebacks.
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You're so developed, a plane can crash into your boobs.44
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Some girls look beautiful with or without make-up. Neither is working for you so you should go and put a bag over your head so no one else has to suffer.135
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You fell from the top of the slut tree, and banged every guy on the way down.566
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Honey, your makeup looks like you got gang-banged by Crayola!188
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Bitch, I don't want your boyfriend. Nobody wants your boyfriend; that's why he's with you!246
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That's what happens to you when your pussy has been invaded more than Poland.196
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Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?205
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Fake nails, fake hair, fake smile. Bitch, are you sure you weren't made in China?571
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You must get tired of putting makeup on two faces every morning.243
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If your boobs are so big why are there 17 socks in there?345
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What's the difference between a woman having her period and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist.-102
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I thought bra's are meant for boobs not tissues592
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If you didn't have feet you wouldn't wear shoes. Then why do you wear a bra??!464
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I bet a chicken breast has bigger breasts than you do.249
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Are you acting like a bitch because your tampon got stuck again?57
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What have you ever done? Besides everyone.137
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You're so fake, you make Barbie Dolls look real!203
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If you were a cookie, you'd be a Whoreo.162
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I would call you a whore, but I think you and I both know that nobody's ever going to pay for that shit....295
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Who lit the fuse on your tampon?659