Random Girl Insults

Funny insults for girls. Women, as equal as they are to men, shall not be spared their fair share of insults and comebacks.

  • Life isn't a garden, so stop being a hoe.
    215
  • If your boobs are so big why are there 17 socks in there?
    332
  • Can I call you whora the explora?
    178
  • Did you stick your tampon too far up your crotch?
    80
  • I'm not saying she's a whore, but she does give away more pussy than an animal shelter.
    221
  • If you were a cookie, you'd be a Whoreo.
    132
  • You're so developed, a plane can crash into your boobs.
    47
  • That's what happens to you when your pussy has been invaded more than Poland.
    182
  • Hello sir. OH I'm sorry I didn't realize your breasts were so small! I'll try to be more observant next time.
    163
  • Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
    636
  • Honey, your makeup looks like you got gang-banged by Crayola!
    170
  • Nice tan! What's your race? Carrot?
    115
  • You're spreading rumors about me? At least you found a hobby spreading something other than your legs.
    281
  • Twinkle Twinkle little slut,
    Name a guy you haven't f*cked,
    Was he skinny, was he tall,
    Nevermind you did them all.
    1.2K
  • Bitch please, don't be proud if every guy wants you. Cheap items have many buyers.
    210
  • You're not popular, your vagina is.
    231
  • Are you acting like a bitch because your tampon got stuck again?
    52
  • Your breath stinks. Did you eat your period?
    -74
  • KFC banned you for having a bigger bucket than them.
    201
  • Having a tan is attractive. Having skin sponsored by Doritos isn't.
    143