Random Girl Insults

Funny insults for girls. Women, as equal as they are to men, shall not be spared their fair share of insults and comebacks.

  • If you were a dinosaur, you would be bitch-a-whoreus.
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  • Life isn't a garden, so stop being a hoe.
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  • If you were a cookie, you'd be a Whoreo.
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  • Fashion Tip 101: You only need to wear one pair of socks at a time and they belong on your feet not in your bra
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  • Nice tan! What's your race? Carrot?
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  • You've had more wieners than Heinz Ketchup.
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  • I'm not saying you're a slut, but if your vagina had a password, it'd be "1234".
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  • I'm not saying you're a whore, but if dicks had wings, your mouth would be an airport.
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  • You must get tired of putting makeup on two faces every morning.
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  • I bet a chicken breast has bigger breasts than you do.
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  • Dear Slut, your right leg misses your left leg.
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  • Bitch please, don't be proud if every guy wants you. Cheap items have many buyers.
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  • You're so fake, you make Barbie Dolls look real!
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  • I'm not saying she's a whore, but she does give away more pussy than an animal shelter.
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  • Your chest is as flat as a landing strip.
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  • Excuse me, but you have a little bit of face on your make-up there.
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  • I've eaten chicken breasts bigger than your boobs.
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  • Is it just me, or do you have the chest of an Eleven year old boy?
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  • Your face can shrivel a man like a 3 hour bath.
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  • Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
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