Ginger & Red Head
9 months ago (06/06/2016)
KFC banned you for having a bigger bucket than them.
That's what happens to you when your pussy has been invaded more than Poland.
You've had more wieners than Heinz Ketchup.
She's stroked more wood than a Furniture Polisher.
What's the difference between a woman having her period and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist.
You're just jealous because your Daddy has bigger boobs then you!
Excuse me, but you have a little bit of face on your make-up there.
She's been up and down more times than a whore's drawers.
Twinkle Twinkle little slut,
Name a guy you haven't f*cked,
Was he skinny, was he tall,
Nevermind you did them all.
You're so fake, you make Barbie Dolls look real!
I thought bra's are meant for boobs not tissues
Fake nails, fake hair, fake smile. Bitch, are you sure you weren't made in China?
Your vagina is so big, you have to go on a map quest to find your G-spot.
Maybe you should eat make-up so you can be pretty on the inside, bitch.
I'm not saying you're a slut, but if your vagina had a password, it'd be "1234".
Dear Slut, your right leg misses your left leg.
No offense, but you give away more pussy than an animal shelter.
You're so slutty, Santa gonna be going "hoe, hoe, hoe".
Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
They call her 'The radio station' cause she's so easy to pick up.
Your breath stinks. Did you eat your period?
Is it just me, or do you have the chest of an Eleven year old boy?
I'm not saying she's a whore, but she does give away more pussy than an animal shelter.
Some girls look beautiful with or without make-up. Neither is working for you so you should go and put a bag over your head so no one else has to suffer.
You're spreading rumors about me? At least you found a hobby spreading something other than your legs.
I'm not saying you're a whore, but if dicks had wings, your mouth would be an airport.
I would call you a whore, but I think you and I both know that nobody's ever going to pay for that shit....
Your face can shrivel a man like a 3 hour bath.
If you were a cookie, you'd be a Whoreo.
Did you stick your tampon too far up your crotch?