Random Girl Insults

Funny insults for girls. Women, as equal as they are to men, shall not be spared their fair share of insults and comebacks.

  • Not saying you're a slut, but if your vagina was a video game, it'd be rated E for everyone.
    434
  • They call her 'The radio station' cause she's so easy to pick up.
    616
  • You must get tired of putting makeup on two faces every morning.
    204
  • Your make-up looks as if it was applied with a shotgun.
    23
  • I'm not saying you're a whore, but if dicks had wings, your mouth would be an airport.
    352
  • I've eaten chicken breasts bigger than your boobs.
    95
  • Is it just me, or do you have the chest of an Eleven year old boy?
    392
  • Your face can shrivel a man like a 3 hour bath.
    80
  • Twinkle Twinkle little slut,
    Name a guy you haven't f*cked,
    Was he skinny, was he tall,
    Nevermind you did them all.
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  • You're spreading rumors about me? At least you found a hobby spreading something other than your legs.
    287
  • I'm not saying you're a slut, but your vagina has been used more than Google.
    282
  • Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    I feel bad for the guys,
    That end up with you.
    275
  • Fashion Tip 101: You only need to wear one pair of socks at a time and they belong on your feet not in your bra
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  • Bitch please! Your legs spread faster than Ebola.
    725
  • What have you ever done? Besides everyone.
    114
  • At least when I wear makeup, it doesn't look like a box of crayons puked on me.
    176
  • That's weird. After I typed your name, it auto-corrected it to "whore".
    320
  • You've had more wieners than Heinz Ketchup.
    67
  • Honey, your makeup looks like you got gang-banged by Crayola!
    173
  • What's the difference between a woman having her period and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist.
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