Random Girl Insults
Funny insults for girls. Women, as equal as they are to men, shall not be spared their fair share of insults and comebacks.
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Not saying you're a slut, but if your vagina was a video game, it'd be rated E for everyone.482
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You're not popular, your vagina is.249
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If you were a cookie, you'd be a Whoreo.153
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Girls who claim that a lot of guys are after them should keep in mind that low prices always attract many customers.262
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You're so fake, you make Barbie Dolls look real!198
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Maybe you should eat make-up so you can be pretty on the inside, bitch.210
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What have you ever done? Besides everyone.134
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If you were a dinosaur, you would be bitch-a-whoreus.146
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Hello sir. OH I'm sorry I didn't realize your breasts were so small! I'll try to be more observant next time.168
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Your face can shrivel a man like a 3 hour bath.80
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I've eaten chicken breasts bigger than your boobs.116
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At least when I wear makeup, it doesn't look like a box of crayons puked on me.208
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No offense, but you give away more pussy than an animal shelter.337
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You're so slutty, Santa gonna be going "hoe, hoe, hoe".128
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You've had more wieners than Heinz Ketchup.71
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That's weird. After I typed your name, it auto-corrected it to "whore".353
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What's the difference between a woman having her period and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist.-107
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Having a tan is attractive. Having skin sponsored by Doritos isn't.160
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Life isn't a garden, so stop being a hoe.236
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You're just jealous because your Daddy has bigger boobs then you!102