Random Girl Insults

Funny insults for girls. Women, as equal as they are to men, shall not be spared their fair share of insults and comebacks.

  • Life isn't a garden, so stop being a hoe.
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  • Excuse me, but you have a little bit of face on your make-up there.
    69
  • If you didn't have feet you wouldn't wear shoes. Then why do you wear a bra??!
    433
  • You're spreading rumors about me? At least you found a hobby spreading something other than your legs.
    262
  • I don't hate you. I just hope your next period happens in a shark tank.
    185
  • Bitch please, don't be proud if every guy wants you. Cheap items have many buyers.
    151
  • Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as your back?
    628
  • Is it just me, or do you have the chest of an Eleven year old boy?
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  • I'm not saying you're a slut, but if your vagina had a password, it'd be "1234".
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  • Bitch, please could I wipe 90% of your beauty off with a wet Kleenex.
    502
  • If she had as many sticking out of her as she's had stuck in her, she'd look like a porcupine.
    128
  • Fashion Tip 101: You only need to wear one pair of socks at a time and they belong on your feet not in your bra
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  • I'm not saying that you're a slut, but I see that your favorite shade of lipstick is penis.
    221
  • You're so developed, a plane can crash into your boobs.
    44
  • Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    I feel bad for the guys,
    That end up with you.
    236
  • I thought bra's are meant for boobs not tissues
    552
  • I'm not saying you're a whore, but if dicks had wings, your mouth would be an airport.
    329
  • You've had more wieners than Heinz Ketchup.
    63
  • If you were a cookie, you'd be a Whoreo.
    120
  • Some girls look beautiful with or without make-up. Neither is working for you so you should go and put a bag over your head so no one else has to suffer.
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