Random Fat Insults

You have more rolls then an elephant's scrotum.

Your ass is so fat, your asshole is mistaken for the blackhole.

Your so fat when you go to Sea World they pay you!

Person: Does this dress make me look fat?
You: No, your fat makes you look fat.

You're so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for your liposuction!

When you stepped on the scale I thought my phone number popped up.

Damn! How long have you been pregnant?

Your so fat, that you have to use a mattress as a maxi-pad.

You're so fat, when you take a shower your feet don't get wet!

You're so fat, your blood type is Ragu.

Some people carry ketchup with them, some people carry maple syrup with them. But you, you carry the whole fucking McDonald's!

You're so fat, you've got more rolls than a bakery.

Hey, I remember you when you had only one stomach.

You're so fat that even a picture of you would fall off the wall!

You wanna know how I know you're an autobot? You have to "roll out" of everywhere you go.

Everyone stop insulting him, he has enough on his plate already.

You're so fat, you sweat gravy.

If your IQ was as high as your weight, you'd be a genius.

When was the last time you saw your whole body in the mirror?

Hey, you have something on your chin.... No, the 3rd one down.