Random Fat Insults

Ready for some funny overweight banter? Comeback with these humorous insults for fat people.

  • Hey! If we killed you, we would stop world hunger!
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  • You are so fat that I hear you were arrested three times for jay-walking when all the time you were just standing on the corner waiting for the light to change.
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  • When was the last time you saw your whole body in the mirror?
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  • You're so fat that when you play basketball the ball bounces you instead.
    -175
  • You're so fat, you sweat gravy.
    -15
  • You're so fat that the only thing stopping you from going to weight watchers is the door.
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  • You're so fat, if I dropped a bag of Maltesers near you it would be a real life game of hungry hippos!
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  • Your so fat when you go to theme parks you get a group discount!
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  • You're so fat, your blood type is Ragu.
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  • Big girls don't cry? Yes they do. They cry because they're fat, can't get a boyfriend and cry because there's no trifle left.
    -163
  • You're so fat, when you get bored of eating donuts, you shove two up your ass for the winter.
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  • They say that travel broadens oneself. You must have been around the world.
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  • You're so fat, you've got more rolls than a bakery.
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  • Person: Does this dress make me look fat?
    You: No, your fat makes you look fat.
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  • You wanna know how I know you're an autobot? You have to "roll out" of everywhere you go.
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  • Hey, you have something on your chin.... No, the 3rd one down.
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  • I wonder how many children are in that stomach.
    150
  • I'm sorry but when was the last time you saw your belly button?
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  • You're the reason god created double doors!
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  • I've been told that inside every fat person, there's someone beautiful... I'm just wondering who the hell you ate!?
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