Random Fat Insults

I've been told that inside every fat person, there's someone beautiful... I'm just wondering who the hell you ate!?

You're so fat, your ass looks like a road map.

You're so fat, when you do push-ups, your stomach hits the floor and leaves marks.

Damn - you need a bell hanging from your neck!

You're so fat your year book picture was taken by a helicopter.

You wanna know how I know you're an autobot? You have to "roll out" of everywhere you go.

You're so fat when you sit around the house, you sit AROUND the HOUSE

Your so fat that when got on the elevater it said only 15 people at a time maximum thank you

I know five fat people, and you're three of them.

You're so fat, when God said let their be light, he said get your fat ass out the way.

You're so fat, you sweat gravy.

Your so fat when you go to theme parks you get a group discount!

Big girls don't cry? Yes they do. They cry because they're fat, can't get a boyfriend and cry because there's no trifle left.

You're so fat, you literally poop logs.

I wonder how many children are in that stomach.

You're so fat, when you sit around the house, you sit AROUND the HOUSE.

You're so fat, when you take a shower your feet don't get wet!

If your IQ was as high as your weight, you'd be a genius.

Damn! How long have you been pregnant?

You're so fat, you leave footprints in concrete.