Random Fat Insults

Ready for some funny overweight banter? Comeback with these humorous insults for fat people.

  • You have more rolls then an elephant's scrotum.
    -68
  • Your ass is so fat, your asshole is mistaken for the blackhole.
    434
  • Your so fat when you go to Sea World they pay you!
    21
  • Person: Does this dress make me look fat?
    You: No, your fat makes you look fat.
    100
  • You're so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for your liposuction!
    76
  • When you stepped on the scale I thought my phone number popped up.
    289
  • Damn! How long have you been pregnant?
    325
  • Your so fat, that you have to use a mattress as a maxi-pad.
    107
  • You're so fat, when you take a shower your feet don't get wet!
    170
  • You're so fat, your blood type is Ragu.
    78
  • Some people carry ketchup with them, some people carry maple syrup with them. But you, you carry the whole fucking McDonald's!
    140
  • You're so fat, you've got more rolls than a bakery.
    290
  • Hey, I remember you when you had only one stomach.
    189
  • You're so fat that even a picture of you would fall off the wall!
    57
  • You wanna know how I know you're an autobot? You have to "roll out" of everywhere you go.
    31
  • Everyone stop insulting him, he has enough on his plate already.
    118
  • You're so fat, you sweat gravy.
    -15
  • If your IQ was as high as your weight, you'd be a genius.
    202
  • When was the last time you saw your whole body in the mirror?
    162
  • Hey, you have something on your chin.... No, the 3rd one down.
    227