Random Fat Insults

Ready for some funny overweight banter? Comeback with these humorous insults for fat people.

  • You're so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for your liposuction!
    76
  • I see you were so impressed with your first chin that you added two more.
    1.1K
  • They say that travel broadens oneself. You must have been around the world.
    7
  • Your ass is so fat, your asshole is mistaken for the blackhole.
    435
  • You're so fat a picture of you would fall off the wall!
    326
  • You're so fat, your blood type is Ragu.
    77
  • Hey I forgot to tell you: the bakery called, they said they want their rolls back.
    151
  • You are so fat that I hear you were arrested three times for jay-walking when all the time you were just standing on the corner waiting for the light to change.
    120
  • You're so fat that when you play basketball the ball bounces you instead.
    -160
  • He has bigger tits than his mom
    153
  • I wonder how many children are in that stomach.
    145
  • You're so fat, when you're single it's more like single and ready for a Pringle.
    63
  • Some people carry ketchup with them, some people carry maple syrup with them. But you, you carry the whole fucking McDonald's!
    145
  • I've been told that inside every fat person, there's someone beautiful... I'm just wondering who the hell you ate!?
    182
  • You're so fat, you literally poop logs.
    -57
  • You're so fat, if I dropped a bag of Maltesers near you it would be a real life game of hungry hippos!
    66
  • You're so fat if you got your shoes shined, you'd have to take his word for it!
    3
  • You're so fat that even a picture of you would fall off the wall!
    66
  • Person: Does this dress make me look fat?
    You: No, your fat makes you look fat.
    103
  • Hey, you have something on your chin.... No, the 3rd one down.
    238