Random Fat Insults
Ready for some funny overweight banter? Comeback with these humorous insults for fat people.
-
Hey! If we killed you, we would stop world hunger!202
-
You are so fat that I hear you were arrested three times for jay-walking when all the time you were just standing on the corner waiting for the light to change.121
-
When was the last time you saw your whole body in the mirror?192
-
You're so fat that when you play basketball the ball bounces you instead.-175
-
You're so fat, you sweat gravy.-15
-
You're so fat that the only thing stopping you from going to weight watchers is the door.151
-
You're so fat, if I dropped a bag of Maltesers near you it would be a real life game of hungry hippos!70
-
Your so fat when you go to theme parks you get a group discount!174
-
You're so fat, your blood type is Ragu.77
-
Big girls don't cry? Yes they do. They cry because they're fat, can't get a boyfriend and cry because there's no trifle left.-163
-
You're so fat, when you get bored of eating donuts, you shove two up your ass for the winter.186
-
They say that travel broadens oneself. You must have been around the world.7
-
You're so fat, you've got more rolls than a bakery.301
-
Person: Does this dress make me look fat?
You: No, your fat makes you look fat.111 -
You wanna know how I know you're an autobot? You have to "roll out" of everywhere you go.43
-
Hey, you have something on your chin.... No, the 3rd one down.250
-
I wonder how many children are in that stomach.150
-
I'm sorry but when was the last time you saw your belly button?63
-
You're the reason god created double doors!149
-
I've been told that inside every fat person, there's someone beautiful... I'm just wondering who the hell you ate!?185