Random Fat Insults

You're so fat, when you went to space, there was no space left.

You're so fat, when you get bored of eating donuts, you shove two up your ass for the winter.

Well, I'll see you in my dreams -- if I eat too much.

You're so fat, your blood type is Ragu.

Big girls don't cry? Yes they do. They cry because they're fat, can't get a boyfriend and cry because there's no trifle left.

You're so fat if you got your shoes shined, you'd have to take his word for it!

You're so fat, when you step on a weighing scale, it says fail.

I wonder how many children are in that stomach.

Some people carry ketchup with them, some people carry maple syrup with them. But you, you carry the whole fucking McDonald's!

You're so fat that when a person was having sex with you they rolled over twice, they were still on top of you!

I see you were so impressed with your first chin that you added two more.

You're so fat that you bleed chocolate milk.

You're so fat, you literally poop logs.

Hey! If we killed you, we would stop world hunger!

You're so fat, when you sit around the house, you sit AROUND the HOUSE.

It ain't over till the fat lady sings. I'm sorry to bring your mother into this.

Everyone stop insulting him, he has enough on his plate already.

You're so fat you get clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-god-it's-coming-towards-us!

You're so fat, when you get into row boat it becomes a submarine.

I know five fat people, and you're three of them.