Random Fat Insults
Ready for some funny overweight banter? Comeback with these humorous insults for fat people.
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You're so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for your liposuction!75
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Some people carry ketchup with them, some people carry maple syrup with them. But you, you carry the whole fucking McDonald's!141
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I know five fat people, and you're three of them.272
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You're so fat, when you do push-ups, your stomach hits the floor and leaves marks.65
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At least when I do a handstand my stomach doesn't hit me in the face.1.5K
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You're so fat that when you play basketball the ball bounces you instead.-157
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Person: Does this dress make me look fat?
You: No, your fat makes you look fat.102 -
You're so fat a picture of you would fall off the wall!324
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You're so fat when you fell in love, you broke it.86
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You're so fat, you've got more rolls than a bakery.292
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Your so fat when you go to theme parks you get a group discount!175
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Hey, you have something on your chin.... No, the 3rd one down.231
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You're so fat you get clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-god-it's-coming-towards-us!875
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I'm sorry but when was the last time you saw your belly button?63
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You're so fat the last time you saw 90210 was on a scale320
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You are so fat that I hear you were arrested three times for jay-walking when all the time you were just standing on the corner waiting for the light to change.118
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You're so fat, you leave footprints in concrete.453
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You're so fat, when God said let their be light, he said get your fat ass out the way.226
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You're so fat your year book picture was taken by a helicopter.99
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You're the reason god created double doors!141