Random Fat Insults

Ready for some funny overweight banter? Comeback with these humorous insults for fat people.

  • Hey, you have something on your chin.... No, the 3rd one down.
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  • At least when I do a handstand my stomach doesn't hit me in the face.
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  • You're so fat, when God said let their be light, he said get your fat ass out the way.
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  • You're so fat a picture of you would fall off the wall!
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  • You're so fat that you bleed chocolate milk.
    86
  • You're so fat when you fell in love, you broke it.
    86
  • You're so fat, your blood type is Ragu.
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  • You're so fat, when you get into row boat it becomes a submarine.
    89
  • When you stepped on the scale I thought my phone number popped up.
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  • You're so fat, when you step on a weighing scale, it says fail.
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  • Your so fat when you go to Sea World they pay you!
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  • You're so fat, if I dropped a bag of Maltesers near you it would be a real life game of hungry hippos!
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  • I see you were so impressed with your first chin that you added two more.
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  • You're so fat, you literally poop logs.
    -56
  • You're so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for your liposuction!
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  • You have more rolls then an elephant's scrotum.
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  • I've been told that inside every fat person, there's someone beautiful... I'm just wondering who the hell you ate!?
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  • You're so fat your year book picture was taken by a helicopter.
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  • It ain't over till the fat lady sings. I'm sorry to bring your mother into this.
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  • Hey I forgot to tell you: the bakery called, they said they want their rolls back.
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