Random Fat Insults

Ready for some funny overweight banter? Comeback with these humorous insults for fat people.

  • He has bigger tits than his mom
    149
  • Roses are red, and bananas are yellow yo mama so fat she giggle like jellow.
    487
  • When was the last time you saw your whole body in the mirror?
    161
  • If your IQ was as high as your weight, you'd be a genius.
    200
  • You're so fat when you fell in love, you broke it.
    85
  • You're so fat, you sweat gravy.
    -14
  • You're so fat the last time you saw 90210 was on a scale
    316
  • You're so fat, when you get into row boat it becomes a submarine.
    85
  • It ain't over till the fat lady sings. I'm sorry to bring your mother into this.
    406
  • You're so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for your liposuction!
    75
  • Your so fat, that you have to strap a beeper on your belt to warn people you are backing up.
    166
  • I wonder how many children are in that stomach.
    140
  • Your so fat, when you're hungry the elephants hide.
    425
  • You're so fat if you got your shoes shined, you'd have to take his word for it!
    5
  • Every time he goes on a diet, the farmers revolt.
    -115
  • You're so fat a picture of you would fall off the wall!
    323
  • You're so fat when you sit around the house, you sit AROUND the HOUSE
    121
  • You're so fat, your ass looks like a road map.
    -45
  • You're so fat you get clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-god-it's-coming-towards-us!
    862
  • Hey, I remember you when you had only one stomach.
    190