Random Fat Insults

You're so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for your liposuction!

Some people carry ketchup with them, some people carry maple syrup with them. But you, you carry the whole fucking McDonald's!

I know five fat people, and you're three of them.

You're so fat, when you do push-ups, your stomach hits the floor and leaves marks.

At least when I do a handstand my stomach doesn't hit me in the face.

You're so fat that when you play basketball the ball bounces you instead.

Person: Does this dress make me look fat?
You: No, your fat makes you look fat.

You're so fat a picture of you would fall off the wall!

You're so fat when you fell in love, you broke it.

You're so fat, you've got more rolls than a bakery.

Your so fat when you go to theme parks you get a group discount!

Hey, you have something on your chin.... No, the 3rd one down.

You're so fat you get clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-god-it's-coming-towards-us!

I'm sorry but when was the last time you saw your belly button?

You're so fat the last time you saw 90210 was on a scale

You are so fat that I hear you were arrested three times for jay-walking when all the time you were just standing on the corner waiting for the light to change.

You're so fat, you leave footprints in concrete.

You're so fat, when God said let their be light, he said get your fat ass out the way.

You're so fat your year book picture was taken by a helicopter.

You're the reason god created double doors!