Random Fat Insults

Ready for some funny overweight banter? Comeback with these humorous insults for fat people.

  • Big girls don't cry? Yes they do. They cry because they're fat, can't get a boyfriend and cry because there's no trifle left.
    -155
  • You're so fat that even a picture of you would fall off the wall!
    57
  • You're so fat, when you do push-ups, your stomach hits the floor and leaves marks.
    64
  • You're so fat, you've got more rolls than a bakery.
    290
  • Behind every fat person there's someone beautiful. No seriously, you're in the way.
    182
  • Damn! How long have you been pregnant?
    323
  • Your so fat, that you have to strap a beeper on your belt to warn people you are backing up.
    166
  • You're so fat, when you take a shower your feet don't get wet!
    169
  • Your so fat when you go to Sea World they pay you!
    21
  • I'm sorry but when was the last time you saw your belly button?
    63
  • They say that travel broadens oneself. You must have been around the world.
    5
  • I wonder how many children are in that stomach.
    141
  • You're so fat your year book picture was taken by a helicopter.
    99
  • You're so fat, your ass looks like a road map.
    -42
  • You're so fat that when you play basketball the ball bounces you instead.
    -156
  • If your IQ was as high as your weight, you'd be a genius.
    201
  • You're so fat that you sweat mayonnaise!
    -87
  • Damn - you need a bell hanging from your neck!
    -72
  • He has bigger tits than his mom
    149
  • Fat Albert called, he wants his belly back.
    -70