Random Fat Insults

Ready for some funny overweight banter? Comeback with these humorous insults for fat people.

  • You're so fat, your ass looks like a road map.
    -46
  • Damn - you need a bell hanging from your neck!
    -71
  • You're so fat that when you play basketball the ball bounces you instead.
    -162
  • Hey, I remember you when you had only one stomach.
    190
  • At least when I do a handstand my stomach doesn't hit me in the face.
    1.5K
  • You're so fat your year book picture was taken by a helicopter.
    104
  • I see you were so impressed with your first chin that you added two more.
    1.1K
  • You're so fat, when you do push-ups, your stomach hits the floor and leaves marks.
    67
  • Your so fat that when got on the elevater it said only 15 people at a time maximum thank you
    67
  • You're so fat the last time you saw 90210 was on a scale
    321
  • You have more rolls then an elephant's scrotum.
    -72
  • You're so fat, your blood type is Ragu.
    78
  • I'm sorry but when was the last time you saw your belly button?
    63
  • You're so fat, you could sell shade!
    168
  • Your so fat, that you have to use a mattress as a maxi-pad.
    106
  • You're so fat if you weighed five more pounds, you could get group insurance!
    28
  • Roses are red, and bananas are yellow yo mama so fat she giggle like jellow.
    579
  • You're so fat, you sweat gravy.
    -18
  • You're so fat that even a picture of you would fall off the wall!
    67
  • You're so fat that you sweat mayonnaise!
    -87