Random Fat Insults

Hey! If we killed you, we would stop world hunger!

You are so fat that I hear you were arrested three times for jay-walking when all the time you were just standing on the corner waiting for the light to change.

When was the last time you saw your whole body in the mirror?

You're so fat that when you play basketball the ball bounces you instead.

You're so fat, you sweat gravy.

You're so fat that the only thing stopping you from going to weight watchers is the door.

You're so fat, if I dropped a bag of Maltesers near you it would be a real life game of hungry hippos!

Your so fat when you go to theme parks you get a group discount!

You're so fat, your blood type is Ragu.

Big girls don't cry? Yes they do. They cry because they're fat, can't get a boyfriend and cry because there's no trifle left.

You're so fat, when you get bored of eating donuts, you shove two up your ass for the winter.

They say that travel broadens oneself. You must have been around the world.

You're so fat, you've got more rolls than a bakery.

Person: Does this dress make me look fat?
You: No, your fat makes you look fat.

You wanna know how I know you're an autobot? You have to "roll out" of everywhere you go.

Hey, you have something on your chin.... No, the 3rd one down.

I wonder how many children are in that stomach.

I'm sorry but when was the last time you saw your belly button?

You're the reason god created double doors!

I've been told that inside every fat person, there's someone beautiful... I'm just wondering who the hell you ate!?