Random Fat Insults

You're so fat, your ass looks like a road map.

You're so fat, you literally poop logs.

You're so fat, when you do push-ups, your stomach hits the floor and leaves marks.

You're so fat, when you step on a weighing scale, it says fail.

You have more rolls then an elephant's scrotum.

You're so fat the last time you saw 90210 was on a scale

You're so fat that when you play basketball the ball bounces you instead.

Hey, you have something on your chin.... No, the 3rd one down.

Everyone stop insulting him, he has enough on his plate already.

You're so fat, you leave footprints in concrete.

I know five fat people, and you're three of them.

You are so fat NASA orbits satellites around you.

I've been told that inside every fat person, there's someone beautiful... I'm just wondering who the hell you ate!?

You're so fat, your blood type is Ragu.

You're so fat when you sit around the house, you sit AROUND the HOUSE

Behind every fat person there's someone beautiful. No seriously, you're in the way.

Your so fat when you go to theme parks you get a group discount!

You're so fat that even a picture of you would fall off the wall!

They say that travel broadens oneself. You must have been around the world.

You're so fat, when you sit around the house, you sit AROUND the HOUSE.