Random Fat Insults

Ready for some funny overweight banter? Comeback with these humorous insults for fat people.

  • You're so fat, your ass looks like a road map.
    -42
  • You're so fat, you literally poop logs.
    -56
  • You're so fat, when you do push-ups, your stomach hits the floor and leaves marks.
    65
  • You're so fat, when you step on a weighing scale, it says fail.
    -56
  • You have more rolls then an elephant's scrotum.
    -68
  • You're so fat the last time you saw 90210 was on a scale
    320
  • You're so fat that when you play basketball the ball bounces you instead.
    -157
  • Hey, you have something on your chin.... No, the 3rd one down.
    232
  • Everyone stop insulting him, he has enough on his plate already.
    120
  • You're so fat, you leave footprints in concrete.
    452
  • I know five fat people, and you're three of them.
    266
  • You are so fat NASA orbits satellites around you.
    121
  • I've been told that inside every fat person, there's someone beautiful... I'm just wondering who the hell you ate!?
    177
  • You're so fat, your blood type is Ragu.
    77
  • You're so fat when you sit around the house, you sit AROUND the HOUSE
    120
  • Behind every fat person there's someone beautiful. No seriously, you're in the way.
    187
  • Your so fat when you go to theme parks you get a group discount!
    175
  • You're so fat that even a picture of you would fall off the wall!
    59
  • They say that travel broadens oneself. You must have been around the world.
    7
  • You're so fat, when you sit around the house, you sit AROUND the HOUSE.
    -301