Random Fat Insults

Ready for some funny overweight banter? Comeback with these humorous insults for fat people.

  • Your so fat that when got on the elevater it said only 15 people at a time maximum thank you
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  • You're so fat, if I dropped a bag of Maltesers near you it would be a real life game of hungry hippos!
    65
  • You're so fat, you've got more rolls than a bakery.
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  • You're so fat, you sweat gravy.
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  • You're so fat if you weighed five more pounds, you could get group insurance!
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  • It ain't over till the fat lady sings. I'm sorry to bring your mother into this.
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  • I know five fat people, and you're three of them.
    225
  • Every time he goes on a diet, the farmers revolt.
    -111
  • You're so fat that the only thing stopping you from going to weight watchers is the door.
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  • You have more rolls then an elephant's scrotum.
    -64
  • Your so fat, that you have to strap a beeper on your belt to warn people you are backing up.
    165
  • When was the last time you saw your whole body in the mirror?
    156
  • Some people carry ketchup with them, some people carry maple syrup with them. But you, you carry the whole fucking McDonald's!
    135
  • I see you were so impressed with your first chin that you added two more.
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  • Behind every fat person there's someone beautiful. No seriously, you're in the way.
    173
  • You're so fat that when a person was having sex with you they rolled over twice, they were still on top of you!
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  • Hey, you have something on your chin.... No, the 3rd one down.
    216
  • At least when I do a handstand my stomach doesn't hit me in the face.
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  • You wanna know how I know you're an autobot? You have to "roll out" of everywhere you go.
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  • Hey, I remember you when you had only one stomach.
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