Random Fat Insults

Ready for some funny overweight banter? Comeback with these humorous insults for fat people.

  • You're so fat you get clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-god-it's-coming-towards-us!
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  • Every time he goes on a diet, the farmers revolt.
    -115
  • You're so fat a picture of you would fall off the wall!
    323
  • Some people carry ketchup with them, some people carry maple syrup with them. But you, you carry the whole fucking McDonald's!
    137
  • I see you were so impressed with your first chin that you added two more.
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  • You're so fat that when a person was having sex with you they rolled over twice, they were still on top of you!
    10
  • Everyone stop insulting him, he has enough on his plate already.
    117
  • You're so fat, when you get bored of eating donuts, you shove two up your ass for the winter.
    178
  • You're so fat, you literally poop logs.
    -55
  • Your so fat, when you're hungry the elephants hide.
    425
  • Damn! How long have you been pregnant?
    322
  • You're so fat, your ass looks like a road map.
    -43
  • You are so fat NASA orbits satellites around you.
    121
  • When was the last time you saw your whole body in the mirror?
    161
  • When you stepped on the scale I thought my phone number popped up.
    287
  • If your IQ was as high as your weight, you'd be a genius.
    200
  • You're so fat, when you get into row boat it becomes a submarine.
    85
  • You know why they say you and PAC-MAN are like brothers? Because neither you can stop eating.
    203
  • Your so fat when you go to Sea World they pay you!
    21
  • You're so fat, you leave footprints in concrete.
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