Random Fat Insults

Hey, you have something on your chin.... No, the 3rd one down.

At least when I do a handstand my stomach doesn't hit me in the face.

You're so fat, when God said let their be light, he said get your fat ass out the way.

You're so fat a picture of you would fall off the wall!

You're so fat that you bleed chocolate milk.

You're so fat when you fell in love, you broke it.

You're so fat, your blood type is Ragu.

You're so fat, when you get into row boat it becomes a submarine.

When you stepped on the scale I thought my phone number popped up.

You're so fat, when you step on a weighing scale, it says fail.

Your so fat when you go to Sea World they pay you!

You're so fat, if I dropped a bag of Maltesers near you it would be a real life game of hungry hippos!

I see you were so impressed with your first chin that you added two more.

You're so fat, you literally poop logs.

You're so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for your liposuction!

You have more rolls then an elephant's scrotum.

I've been told that inside every fat person, there's someone beautiful... I'm just wondering who the hell you ate!?

You're so fat your year book picture was taken by a helicopter.

It ain't over till the fat lady sings. I'm sorry to bring your mother into this.

Hey I forgot to tell you: the bakery called, they said they want their rolls back.