Random Fat Insults

Your so fat that when got on the elevater it said only 15 people at a time maximum thank you

You're so fat, if I dropped a bag of Maltesers near you it would be a real life game of hungry hippos!

You're so fat, you've got more rolls than a bakery.

You're so fat, you sweat gravy.

You're so fat if you weighed five more pounds, you could get group insurance!

It ain't over till the fat lady sings. I'm sorry to bring your mother into this.

I know five fat people, and you're three of them.

Every time he goes on a diet, the farmers revolt.

You're so fat that the only thing stopping you from going to weight watchers is the door.

You have more rolls then an elephant's scrotum.

Your so fat, that you have to strap a beeper on your belt to warn people you are backing up.

When was the last time you saw your whole body in the mirror?

Some people carry ketchup with them, some people carry maple syrup with them. But you, you carry the whole fucking McDonald's!

I see you were so impressed with your first chin that you added two more.

Behind every fat person there's someone beautiful. No seriously, you're in the way.

You're so fat that when a person was having sex with you they rolled over twice, they were still on top of you!

Hey, you have something on your chin.... No, the 3rd one down.

At least when I do a handstand my stomach doesn't hit me in the face.

You wanna know how I know you're an autobot? You have to "roll out" of everywhere you go.

Hey, I remember you when you had only one stomach.