Random Fat Insults

You're so fat you get clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-god-it's-coming-towards-us!

He has bigger tits than his mom

You're so fat that you bleed chocolate milk.

Well, I'll see you in my dreams -- if I eat too much.

Your so fat, that you have to use a mattress as a maxi-pad.

They say that travel broadens oneself. You must have been around the world.

You are so fat that I hear you were arrested three times for jay-walking when all the time you were just standing on the corner waiting for the light to change.

Roses are red, and bananas are yellow yo mama so fat she giggle like jellow.

You're so fat, you leave footprints in concrete.

When was the last time you saw your whole body in the mirror?

I'm sorry but when was the last time you saw your belly button?

Every time he goes on a diet, the farmers revolt.

You're so fat that even a picture of you would fall off the wall!

Everyone stop insulting him, he has enough on his plate already.

You're so fat when you fell in love, you broke it.

I wonder how many children are in that stomach.

Your ass is so fat, your asshole is mistaken for the blackhole.

Person: Does this dress make me look fat?
You: No, your fat makes you look fat.

You're so fat, you could sell shade!

Fat Albert called, he wants his belly back.