Random Fat Insults

Ready for some funny overweight banter? Comeback with these humorous insults for fat people.

  • You're so fat if you weighed five more pounds, you could get group insurance!
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  • You're so fat that you sweat mayonnaise!
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  • Some people carry ketchup with them, some people carry maple syrup with them. But you, you carry the whole fucking McDonald's!
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  • I'm sorry but when was the last time you saw your belly button?
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  • They say that travel broadens oneself. You must have been around the world.
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  • You're so fat, when you take a shower your feet don't get wet!
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  • You're so fat your year book picture was taken by a helicopter.
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  • You're so fat, your ass looks like a road map.
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  • You're so fat, when you went to space, there was no space left.
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  • When you stepped on the scale I thought my phone number popped up.
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  • Damn! How long have you been pregnant?
    358
  • Your so fat, that you have to use a mattress as a maxi-pad.
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  • You are so fat that I hear you were arrested three times for jay-walking when all the time you were just standing on the corner waiting for the light to change.
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  • Roses are red, and bananas are yellow yo mama so fat she giggle like jellow.
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  • Your ass is so fat, your asshole is mistaken for the blackhole.
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  • You're so fat that when you play basketball the ball bounces you instead.
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  • When was the last time you saw your whole body in the mirror?
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  • Hey, you have something on your chin.... No, the 3rd one down.
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  • Your so fat when you go to theme parks you get a group discount!
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  • You're the reason god created double doors!
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