Random Fat Insults

He has bigger tits than his mom

Damn - you need a bell hanging from your neck!

You're so fat, I took a picture of you last Christmas and it's still printing.

Roses are red, and bananas are yellow yo mama so fat she giggle like jellow.

You're so fat, when you get bored of eating donuts, you shove two up your ass for the winter.

I know five fat people, and you're three of them.

You're so fat if you weighed five more pounds, you could get group insurance!

Everyone stop insulting him, he has enough on his plate already.

Your ass is so fat, your asshole is mistaken for the blackhole.

Behind every fat person there's someone beautiful. No seriously, you're in the way.

You're so fat, when you step on a weighing scale, it says fail.

You're so fat, when you get into row boat it becomes a submarine.

When you stepped on the scale I thought my phone number popped up.

You're so fat, your ass looks like a road map.

Well, I'll see you in my dreams -- if I eat too much.

You're so fat, you leave footprints in concrete.

You're so fat, you stock up for hibernation.

You are so fat that I hear you were arrested three times for jay-walking when all the time you were just standing on the corner waiting for the light to change.

You're so fat, when God said let their be light, he said get your fat ass out the way.

Your so fat, that you have to use a mattress as a maxi-pad.