Random Fat Insults

Ready for some funny overweight banter? Comeback with these humorous insults for fat people.

  • You're so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for your liposuction!
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  • Some people carry ketchup with them, some people carry maple syrup with them. But you, you carry the whole fucking McDonald's!
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  • I know five fat people, and you're three of them.
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  • You're so fat, when you do push-ups, your stomach hits the floor and leaves marks.
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  • At least when I do a handstand my stomach doesn't hit me in the face.
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  • You're so fat that when you play basketball the ball bounces you instead.
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  • Person: Does this dress make me look fat?
    You: No, your fat makes you look fat.
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  • You're so fat a picture of you would fall off the wall!
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  • You're so fat when you fell in love, you broke it.
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  • You're so fat, you've got more rolls than a bakery.
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  • Your so fat when you go to theme parks you get a group discount!
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  • Hey, you have something on your chin.... No, the 3rd one down.
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  • You're so fat you get clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-god-it's-coming-towards-us!
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  • I'm sorry but when was the last time you saw your belly button?
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  • You're so fat the last time you saw 90210 was on a scale
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  • You are so fat that I hear you were arrested three times for jay-walking when all the time you were just standing on the corner waiting for the light to change.
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  • You're so fat, you leave footprints in concrete.
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  • You're so fat, when God said let their be light, he said get your fat ass out the way.
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  • You're so fat your year book picture was taken by a helicopter.
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  • You're the reason god created double doors!
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