Random Fat Insults

Ready for some funny overweight banter? Comeback with these humorous insults for fat people.

  • You're so fat you get clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-god-it's-coming-towards-us!
    859
  • He has bigger tits than his mom
    150
  • You're so fat that you bleed chocolate milk.
    86
  • Well, I'll see you in my dreams -- if I eat too much.
    -21
  • Your so fat, that you have to use a mattress as a maxi-pad.
    107
  • They say that travel broadens oneself. You must have been around the world.
    5
  • You are so fat that I hear you were arrested three times for jay-walking when all the time you were just standing on the corner waiting for the light to change.
    115
  • Roses are red, and bananas are yellow yo mama so fat she giggle like jellow.
    477
  • You're so fat, you leave footprints in concrete.
    447
  • When was the last time you saw your whole body in the mirror?
    159
  • I'm sorry but when was the last time you saw your belly button?
    65
  • Every time he goes on a diet, the farmers revolt.
    -113
  • You're so fat that even a picture of you would fall off the wall!
    58
  • Everyone stop insulting him, he has enough on his plate already.
    118
  • You're so fat when you fell in love, you broke it.
    86
  • I wonder how many children are in that stomach.
    140
  • Your ass is so fat, your asshole is mistaken for the blackhole.
    433
  • Person: Does this dress make me look fat?
    You: No, your fat makes you look fat.
    98
  • You're so fat, you could sell shade!
    161
  • Fat Albert called, he wants his belly back.
    -68