Random Fat Insults

You're so fat you get clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-god-it's-coming-towards-us!

Every time he goes on a diet, the farmers revolt.

You're so fat a picture of you would fall off the wall!

Some people carry ketchup with them, some people carry maple syrup with them. But you, you carry the whole fucking McDonald's!

I see you were so impressed with your first chin that you added two more.

You're so fat that when a person was having sex with you they rolled over twice, they were still on top of you!

Everyone stop insulting him, he has enough on his plate already.

You're so fat, when you get bored of eating donuts, you shove two up your ass for the winter.

You're so fat, you literally poop logs.

Your so fat, when you're hungry the elephants hide.

Damn! How long have you been pregnant?

You're so fat, your ass looks like a road map.

You are so fat NASA orbits satellites around you.

When was the last time you saw your whole body in the mirror?

When you stepped on the scale I thought my phone number popped up.

If your IQ was as high as your weight, you'd be a genius.

You're so fat, when you get into row boat it becomes a submarine.

You know why they say you and PAC-MAN are like brothers? Because neither you can stop eating.

Your so fat when you go to Sea World they pay you!

You're so fat, you leave footprints in concrete.