Random Fat Insults

Big girls don't cry? Yes they do. They cry because they're fat, can't get a boyfriend and cry because there's no trifle left.

You're so fat that even a picture of you would fall off the wall!

You're so fat, when you do push-ups, your stomach hits the floor and leaves marks.

You're so fat, you've got more rolls than a bakery.

Behind every fat person there's someone beautiful. No seriously, you're in the way.

Damn! How long have you been pregnant?

Your so fat, that you have to strap a beeper on your belt to warn people you are backing up.

You're so fat, when you take a shower your feet don't get wet!

Your so fat when you go to Sea World they pay you!

I'm sorry but when was the last time you saw your belly button?

They say that travel broadens oneself. You must have been around the world.

I wonder how many children are in that stomach.

You're so fat your year book picture was taken by a helicopter.

You're so fat, your ass looks like a road map.

You're so fat that when you play basketball the ball bounces you instead.

If your IQ was as high as your weight, you'd be a genius.

You're so fat that you sweat mayonnaise!

Damn - you need a bell hanging from your neck!

He has bigger tits than his mom

Fat Albert called, he wants his belly back.