Best Family Insults

You're so poor, when you asked your Mom whats for dinner she opened her legs and said crabs.

Your family tree must be a cactus because you're all pricks.

Ever since I saw you in your family tree, I've wanted to cut it down.

Life isn't easy, but your mom is.

You mother is so old she went to an antiques auction and people bid on her.

I would insult your mother, but cows are sacred in my country.

How were you born? Your dad has no balls!

Did you know they used to be called "Jumpolines" until your mom jumped on one?

The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

You must be from the shallow end of the gene pool.

Are your parents siblings?

I bet your mother has a loud bark!

Your family is so poor, when you asked what was for dinner your mother held up her feet and said "corns!"

Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.

You have a good family tree, but the crop is a failure.

When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell.

I bet your mother has a loud bark.

Your family tree is good, but you are the sap.

To a woman who just had a baby: Well, not everyone is beautiful on the inside.

Your Mom was a hot 15 year old when she gave birth to you.