Best Family Insults

You're so poor, when you asked your Mom whats for dinner she opened her legs and said crabs.

Your family tree must be a cactus because you're all pricks.

Life isn't easy, but your mom is.

Ever since I saw you in your family tree, I've wanted to cut it down.

I would insult your mother, but cows are sacred in my country.

You mother is so old she went to an antiques auction and people bid on her.

Did you know they used to be called "Jumpolines" until your mom jumped on one?

How were you born? Your dad has no balls!

The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

You must be from the shallow end of the gene pool.

Are your parents siblings?

Your family is so poor, when you asked what was for dinner your mother held up her feet and said "corns!"

I bet your mother has a loud bark!

Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.

You have a good family tree, but the crop is a failure.

When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell.

Your family tree is good, but you are the sap.

I bet your mother has a loud bark.

To a woman who just had a baby: Well, not everyone is beautiful on the inside.

Your Mom was a hot 15 year old when she gave birth to you.