Best Family Insults

There are 21 family insults.

  • 1
    You're so poor, when you asked your Mom whats for dinner she opened her legs and said crabs.
    505
  • 2
    Your family tree must be a cactus because you're all pricks.
    298
  • 3
    Ever since I saw you in your family tree, I've wanted to cut it down.
    168
  • 4
    Life isn't easy, but your mom is.
    127
  • 5
    You mother is so old she went to an antiques auction and people bid on her.
    115
  • 6
    I would insult your mother, but cows are sacred in my country.
    104
  • 7
    How were you born? Your dad has no balls!
    89
  • 8
    Did you know they used to be called "Jumpolines" until your mom jumped on one?
    85
  • 9
    The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
    71
  • 10
    You must be from the shallow end of the gene pool.
    49
  • 11
    Are your parents siblings?
    41
  • 12
    I bet your mother has a loud bark!
    25
  • 13
    Your family is so poor, when you asked what was for dinner your mother held up her feet and said "corns!"
    25
  • 14
    Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.
    15
  • 15
    You have a good family tree, but the crop is a failure.
    -18
  • 16
    When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell.
    -28
  • 17
    I bet your mother has a loud bark.
    -45
  • 18
    Your family tree is good, but you are the sap.
    -57
  • 19
    To a woman who just had a baby: Well, not everyone is beautiful on the inside.
    -63
  • 20
    Your Mom was a hot 15 year old when she gave birth to you.
    -94