Best Family Insults
There are 21 family insults.
- 1You're so poor, when you asked your Mom whats for dinner she opened her legs and said crabs.532
- 2Your family tree must be a cactus because you're all pricks.321
- 3Ever since I saw you in your family tree, I've wanted to cut it down.175
- 4Life isn't easy, but your mom is.175
- 5You mother is so old she went to an antiques auction and people bid on her.123
- 6I would insult your mother, but cows are sacred in my country.123
- 7Did you know they used to be called "Jumpolines" until your mom jumped on one?104
- 8How were you born? Your dad has no balls!95
- 9The gene pool could use a little chlorine.76
- 10You must be from the shallow end of the gene pool.51
- 11Are your parents siblings?43
- 12Your family is so poor, when you asked what was for dinner your mother held up her feet and said "corns!"22
- 13I bet your mother has a loud bark!17
- 14Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.16
- 15You have a good family tree, but the crop is a failure.-20
- 16When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell.-31
- 17Your family tree is good, but you are the sap.-58
- 18I bet your mother has a loud bark.-69
- 19To a woman who just had a baby: Well, not everyone is beautiful on the inside.-76
- 20Your Mom was a hot 15 year old when she gave birth to you.-122